/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16182098
you bought that many things in one day? what a manchild

>>16182098
order 2 bean burritos with no red sauce and an order of nachos. open burrito, apply chips into burrito, dip in nacho cheese. eat with lots of fire sauce.

>>16182103
I bought $5 worth of Taco Bell, 40 cents worth of bananas, and a $14 handle of vodka. I don't care what anyone says; the 5 layer burrito, grilled, add onions and red sauce, is still the best Taco Bell menu item. There's a reason they feature it in the "classics" column rather than as a "specialty" in the $5 cravings box.

>>16182098
Order a burrito and then put cyanide on it

They've got cyanide sauce in Taco Bell?

>>16182169
That's news to me.

>>16182098
are you making that burger or are you buying it somewhere? every time you post that same fucking burger is back there.

>>16182192
Maybe it’s a prop anon

>>16182192
>>16182200
I made the burger once and then commissioned a sampuru replica from Osaka, complete with the abby cadabby bowl - you wouldn't believe how much that set me back. You have to admit it's pretty life like though, right?

Fuck my ass and call me a bitch is that a freakin BURRITO? Save me a bite at least, you fucking capitalist peace of shit. Cuz the only thing I can buy here is a squawking Shawarma, Inshallah. Come on, you did some humanitarian back in 90's so do it just oonce again. And it's sure too much of vodka, my pal. Even though I'm russki. Over.

>>16182200
>>16182207
ahhh it definitely fooled me. it's very...moist.

>>16182207
Raw burger. RIP

Makes me hungry...

>>16182098
put a dollop of mayo on that Pochaco

>>16182192
>>16182200
Here's a reference picture from two weeks ago. It's not the exact same burger.

>>16182239
It's a simulacrum, dum dum.

>>16182154
maybe you shouldnt fill your photos with random objects so we can actually understand what you are trying to show us

>>16182098
why dont you start a youtube channel
dont tell me you're too fat and lazy to upload short videos daily, but youre just motivated enough to take pictures and upload your taco bell everyday for "us"

>>16182282
>why dont you start a youtube channel
are you fucking retarded? why would someone start a youtube channel for posting daily pics on a food & cooking board on a japanese cartoon imageboard?
>>16182239
based and yurupilled I need to finish season 2

>>16182249
>post your haul
do you ever stop and think before opening your stupid mouth?

>>16182098
Its thursday retard

>>16182098
Kill yourself fat incel

>>16182479
based and redpilled

>>16182296
so that he leaves here and never comes back

>>16182207
Bro... What?

>>16182098
This is what a call being a fatass. You cooked yourself a Burger then you went out to buy yourself some more fast food.

>>16182098
What a degenerate consoomer

>>16182693
He's talking about handcrafted Japanese plastic models of food.

>>16182098
>Post your girth and weight.

Why do people get so triggered. Is it a joke I'm not getting?

>>16182098
Burger looks even more raw and vile than usual

Just die already

>>16182098
>that M.F.K. Fisher collection
You’re just full of surprises, carflask anon.
I’m beginning to suspect this is an act for (you)s and you’re not actually retarded.

>>16183366
What's an act?

>>16183113
This guy posts the same pile of poopoo like every other day. He acts like the board is his own personal blog.

>>16184687
Also
>Kierkegaard
You’re not fooling me anymore, carflask anon. I’ve seen some of your kino too.

>>16184757
Imagine getting upset about people posting food on the food and cooking board. This place sure has changed.

>>16184961
>food
I think you mean """"""""food""""""""'
what anon eats is basically industrial waste that's turned into slop that resembles food.
Not to mention anon's disgusting coonsoomer habbits.
That's why I'm so upset and angry that my mouth tastes like copper and I'm about to start rage crying.

>>16184985
>my mouth tastes like copper and I'm about to start rage crying
Have you considered buying better whiskey?

>>16182098
When is your next fan meetup? I was so disappointed that I missed the last one.

>>16185124
Do you think OP is moot?

>>16182249
Pro-tip: this is the food and cooking board, anon. It's usually safe to assume that when someone posts pictures of food and/or cooking, what they're trying to show you is the food and/or cooking, not whatever random shit made it into the frame.

Based taco bell and mostly raw burger anon. I unironically love you. Fuck these zoomer haters

>>16185137
now THIS would be based

>>16185315
Are you new? His photos are always staged to show other shit.

>>16185371

>>16182154
>a $14 handle of vodka

I suppose you only drink "sleeves" of ale too huh? Pretentious twat.

>>16185382
>staged photos
>on /ck/
And you're the one asking if anon is new?

Can't wait till you're arrested for a dwi you giant piece of shit. Have fun paying it off while trying to afford taco bell and vodka everyday.

>>16185440
>trying to afford taco bell and vodka everyday
Those are like the cheapest necessities next to toilet paper and salt.

>>16184985
He doesn’t even eat that slop. It’s all staged. He’s trying to show off his high brow/low brow taste in various things.

>>16182098
>reading about the art of eating
Cringe

>>16185501
This. Although he does eat it all. He's a morbidly obese faggot

>>16182300
the obese neckbeard has been angered

>>16185527
Post reflection pic. I know one of you has it

>>16185552
rtft retard

>>16182232
anon...

>>16185633
Damn. Saved.

>>16182098
>Walter Carlos
It's Wendy, you deadnaming bully
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCBwiM3notI

>>16186272
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>>16182098
Based on the thumbnail I thought this was stroke simulation image. I'm almost disappointed.

>>16182098
my haul
some discounted goonitas at 8%
shitty moldovan tea biscuits
sneeds
2 conchas
some coffee
maple syrup

Just so we're all clear, this >>16186683 is what raw burger looks like.

>>16182098
burger looking on point as usual
>>16182154
it's not my favorite but i've come to really enjoy the 5 layer burrito after they took the quesarito off the physical menu. those $5 boxes are a great deal, too.

>>16186683
At least you have good taste in beer. Baseline Lagunitas is pretty average, but I'm partial to citra, and Super Cluster is really nice.

you should consider actually reading that “the art of eating” book you bought

>>16187451
Reading's for nerds, cucky boy

>>16187476
Nigger

>>16187451
Have you ever read MFK Fisher? Or any food literature for that matter?

>>16182500
double aught checks out

>>16182098
Do strong alcohol goes well with fast food???

>>16182975
God damn

>>16187893
Yes. If you have a developed palate it's pretty normal to consume hard alcohol before the occasional fast food indulgence - which is designed to appeal to children. That said, you can find a bit of sophistication and nuance in pairing something like a 5 layer burrito, grilled, add onions and red sauce, with a nice 10 year Islay.

>>16187944
fatty

>>16182154
how can you afford this? I just don't get it. I wish I could afford to eat like this so often

>>16187944
you have a developed fat roll

Hey Taco Bell anon, do you plan on dying anytime soon?

>>16188358
Rude. Car flask anon/Taco Bell anon is a treasure.

>>16182098
are you on a diet?

The SMT 3 remaster made me so disappointed. I couldn't believe the battle sounds were compressed that badly. It honestly ruined my excitement to play it again.