/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>pizza does look shitty
>the members of smash mouth amalgamate to one guy fieri
I give this exact situation a pass

>>16174652
>visible sauce
try using more cheese you fucking jew

>>16174652
>>>/wsg/3953217

>>16174652
Tell him you're going to cut his fucking head off and leave it on his porch for his family to find.

That pizza looks like a .5

>>16174652
To be fair, the pizza does look pretty unappetizing. Still, I hope your business picks up. Negative publicity is still publicity, perhaps you can turn it around by wittily mocking Smashmouth and tooting your own horns at the same time.

"your boos mean nothing, we've seen what makes you cheer."

Reminds me of those mcain pizzas mommy would pack for lunch when i went to school

In Smash Mouth's defense, that slice looks like it came out of a school cafeteria.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E

That pizza doesn't look that appetizing. I wouldn't go there.

>>16174652
I could get better pizza from a Chuck E Cheese and I'm not allowed within 100 feet of the place
Hopefully, that business fails fast so you can start a better place

it's a shit looking pizza,though

>>16174652
That looks like school cafeteria pizza. If the pizza's shit, it's shit, don't care who says it.

Should have just laughed it off and called him Shrek

>>16174652
your reviews are a bit lackluster. if you sell a food and associate it with a place that is acclaimed for said food, it better be damn fucking good.

>>16174652
I mean... I'd be offended to have paid for that pizza, certainly.

>>16174652
The lead singer of Smash Mouth is such a fucking dick.

I remember they were interviewing him years ago on Nickelodeon and he was being a straight up douchebag to the teenagers he was talking to.

Insecure, fat fuck with shitty hair.

That pizza looks like shit but your other pizzas on yelp look decent enough

>>16174652
That "pizza" looks like something 12-year old me would make. It's a tomato pie topped with pre-shredded fake cheese. Absolutely deserves to be trashed. I'd be surprised if they make their own dough.

>>16174918
Has a bit of a sloppy/doughy look to it.
If you make thin crust you can't overload shit with toppings.

>>16174652
ACAB, hope your place goes under

>>16174652
Looks like the pizza I'd get at the cafeteria in high school except not a square. So yeah it's probably shit

>>16174652
If your pizza isn't good enough for smash mouth it must be some fucking awful pizza

>>16174970
>Phoneposter being a faggot
Like clockwork

>>16174902
>This weekend, Smash Mouth headlined The Taste of Fort Collins festival in Fort Collins, Colorado. During their set, the band was pelted with what appeared to be pieces of bread thrown onstage by some fans in the crowd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gsy8KKjjFI

>>16175172
>wanting to taste Fart Collins

>>16174652
That pizza looks like a melted lunchables pizza

Well wait who cares if it's a local "honest" business,if they gave their honest opinion then you need to step it up. Why does it matter if they're a b list celeb

>>16175243
>if they gave their honest opinion then you need to step it up. Why does it matter if they're a b list celeb
because of mob mentality.
if 99999 normal people liked your food but 1 celebrity shits on it everyone will think your food is shit. people will only see the celeb's opinion.

thats why it matters and thats why its not fair.

>>16174652
>Sob story
>Therefore you have to like our pizza
Shut the fuck up

Should I just go to your restaurant and call your pizza trash instead?

If you're honestly worried about the vast amount of power Smashmouth has on the world in 2021 you might as well close it down now.

>make shit product
>get called out on it
>OMG LIFE SO UNFAIR

>>16174970
Hope your place gets broken into

Yes

>>16174652
looks p bad
also smashmouth sux

>>16174678
Go to Dominos then

>>16174902
b-based

>>16174652
Mama Celeste lookin fucking pizza.

i've been to rosie's. it sucks but it's no the worst considering all the other pizza places in the bay area

>>16174693
No, that's stupid. If you warn him he might have a chance to defend himself.

that looks bad

>>16174652

>>16174652
dont
literally every town, no matter how small, has at least 5 pizza places.
EVERY pizza place sucks and either breaks one of the following rules
>too expensive
>shit pizza
>hipster toppings
>weird opening hours
>doesnt deliver

>>16174652
Yes I think it's fair if the product/service is shit. That's literally fair. That's how fair works. It's the end product that matters, not your sob stories.

>>16174652
But do you know why it's fair too? Because you can always then make the product/service better. Try harder. Buy better ingredients. Buy better cooks. So people will come more. That's fucking fair.

>>16174652
>frozen 'za tier trash
>jews you out on cheese
Yeah I think Smashmouth is based and your pizza is trash. Kill yourself

>>16174652
>Do you think it's fair for celebrities to capriciously disparage honest small businesses
Attention is good. Retard.

>>16174652
If your pizza sales plummet during corona, you're doing something very wrong.

>>16174652
Maybe if your pizza didnt look like frozen school cafeteria garbage, and likely taste like frozen school cafeteria garbage, the meme band would gave given you a higher rating. Seriously, OP, that shit looks exactly like what they serve in public schools.

>>16174652
>Do you think it's fair for celebrities to capriciously disparage honest small businesses (local diners/restaurants, etc)?
That's life, if you've got a business you've gotta be prepared for publicity both good and bad.

>>16174652
looks good though?

>attempt to cook for new coworkers to make positive impression
>start with some adobo, they like it
>try mapo tofu next, they still like it
>some guy from another area heard about my cooking, says he's down to try something weirder
>serve him soy sauce-preserved egg yolk in onigiri, which I had been snacking on for a bit
>he didn't like the taste
>he handled it like a champ, we talked a bit about tastes, culinary influences, etc.
>but folks who I didn't serve my food to think I deliberately served him something and gave him food poisoning (he was fine, took a bite, decided he didn't like it, spat it back out)
>Apparently all I do is force people to eat my deadly, awful cooking
>I just wanted to make a nice impression on my co-workers
Fucking shoot me. I just wanted to try and be nice.

>>16176285

>>16176292
Maybe if you weren't autistic you could make friends other ways

>>16176299
But I am autistic. One of the people I cooked for keeps on giving me a little wave every time we see each other, and I feel like it's out of pity or something, like she has to be nice to the ugly little autistic boy on the team.

>>16176308
I'm sorry anon, I was just trying to troll you. You keep cooking for your coworkers. I'm sure they'll learn to trust it and that you're a good chef.

>>16175804
not my problem

>>16176292
>be me
>Work at a place
>autistic guy is hired
>no one likes him because he's autistic, he doesn't chat to anyone, just does his job and loves to eat and smoke alone on lunch, he loves twinkies
>I kinda like him, cause he just does his job with no BS
>its his B'day
>he brings in a big chocolate cake from some fancy cake place for everyone
>everyone like him after that.

>>16174970
operator? get me the based department

>>16174652
Stop making shit pizza then, faggot.