/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16166832
Do AMERICANS really?!?!??

>>16166836
An Ameri can what an Ameri do ;)

>>16166842
Hehe, they really are fat and disgusting, aren't they just?

>>16166832
I live in Texas but my parents are from the midwest. I actually like this sandwich a lot.

>>16166836
>>16166842
>>16166845
>>16167000
God, I love being American

Hoosier speaking.
They aren't that big.
The good places don't smash the tenderloin.
The bad places also don't smash the tenderloin because the frozen patties they use are pre-smashed.

They're alright.

>>16166832
so how big is the joint before they butterfly it and beat it with a meat hammer?

>>16167044
i'm confused by the burger bun. nothing wrong with the tenderloin, i would happily eat it with a side of fries, but why is the burger bun there? for comical effect?

>>16167080
Most pork tenderloin patties are oblong when smashed, so you can still grab the sandwich by the side.
OP's is just one of those places that makes comically large food for uncomically obese baby boomers.

>>16166832
Hoosier here and damn straight it’s real. Top 5 best sandwich there is

>>16167080
murrican needs to recognize it's primary form of calories: burger
if the recular murrican don't recognize burger it won't eat

>>16167142
So you think Americans are somehow simultaneously a fat obese classless culture, yet also a super discerning, picky culture? Fuck you are a faggot

>>16167044
Wanna meet up fellow Hoosier and edge each other to Giada as the cicada’s serenade us?

Looks like a stupid to eat Schnitzelsemmel

>>16167155
seethe, burger

>>16166832
I live in Indiana. I've never seen one that big. They're usually a tiny bit larger than the bun in diameter.

>>16166836
>>16166845
>>16167142
>>16167633
>do POORPEAN FAGGOTS really?
yes they really do.

>>16167658
>edgy "skulls&bones" black hoody
>actual skelly hands
lmao everytime!

>>16167658
that's not a burger :(

>>16167155
yes i do believe this

>>16166836
Can't you read? This is an Indian thing, not an American thing

>>16167746
omg wow americans throw something pooropeans do between bread they are so fat omg

>>16167029
>God, I love being American
*being fat

>>16166832
yes

>>16167839
Indiana is literally the crossroads of america.

>>16166836
this is a g*rman thing, anglonigger

>>16167029
you enjoy being retarded?

>>16168580
People cross over it to get somewhere better.

>>16167921
>>16168603
>you enjoy being [fat &] retarded?
Yeah! you got problem with it, twig-boys?

Whats the difference between this and a schnitzel? If I threw one on a plate with some sides of german potato salad and kraut could you tell the difference?

>>16166832
It is a meme. It is also real. What the fuck do people think meme means now?

>>16167000
would be
dry
hard
and nasty

>>16168600
lmao butthurt german

>>16168820
you'd be
wrong
retarded
and gay

>>16166832
Pork tenderloins are the only thing I miss about Indiana.
They serve them where I moved (KY), but they aren't the same.
Pickle, onion & mustard are all you need.

the bigger the schnitzel the unhealthier it is, right?

>>16166832
>>16167658

Absolutely poorly made. Breading has to bubble up or else it has been fried for too long at a too low temperature. That's Wiener Schnitzel 1x1.

>>16166836
They really do

>>16170248
Looks like a standard lasagna to me.

>>16167000
Why tf even bother with the bun at that point

>>16166832
Schnitzel on bread
Also da leck mich doch am Zückerli, wat soln dat jetzt?

How are you supposed to eat it?

>>16170453
Take Home

>>16170248
If this is american cooking then why is everything in german?

>>16170735
how is it that newfags are so quick to expose themselves like this every time it's posted?