/ck/ - Food & Cooking

after the china virus these fucking places are never coming back

>>16155563

A lot of buffets in my city died, you're somewhat right. But in my city, some opened back up and returned to normal, only issue is you have to wear your mask whenever you aren't seated eating.

>>16155557

You guys know you love this sweet and tangy gobbly goop.

I miss this lil nugga like you wouldn't believe.

>>16155557
Brehs I need it
I need the generic salty chicken dishes that all taste the same
I need the bland rice
I need the prawns with strings of black shit still in them
I need those little cheap ribs with hardly any meat on them
I need the dry, desiccated, wood shaving-esque roast duck, coagulated together with hoisin sauce and smeared on a pancake
I need to wash it all down with diluted Pepsi from the mouldy dispenser
Brehs I need it

>>16155563
What I remember as chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

>turtle/shark fin soup
>fried chicken feet
>pig uterus noodles
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
>unidentifed fish balls on a stick
>boiled dog meat
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese.

Do your Chinese buffets fine you for not finishing a plate of food? All the ones I've been to do.

>>16156468
>Do your Chinese buffets fine you for not finishing a plate of food? All the ones I've been to do.

The hell lol. I think i've seen that once in a youtube video, but i've never experienced that in real life. I never finish my plates and never had any issue like that so far.

>>16156582
The ones I've been to charge you like £5-£10 for not finishing your plate.

>>16156100

Why does every buffet seem to have the same items LOL

Every server at my buffet is asian no exceptions, and for people that say it's not authentic asian food, there are a ton of asian customers that go there too.

>tfw my local mall closed and the chinese buffet has to be closed for a few months to relocate
it hurts bros, I just want my mei fun, dumplings, pork fried rice, and assorted chicken

>>16155557

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sGY4Q_SfPo

Before Nick Avocado became too fat.

>>16155557
I miss our local one. It was actually decent food compared to most Americanized Chinese, and my favorite was they had frog's legs for dinner on Fridays. No buffet on Saturday and Sunday lunch for Dim sum, which was actually when the immigrants would be the main patrons.

>>16156783
They leave out a lot of tastes and flavors that pretty much only appeal to Asians, but that being said the ones featured are pretty universally appealing anyway.

>>16156840
holy shit, the guy fatten up. Quite sad.

>>16155592
>wear your mask whenever you aren't seated eating.
honestly for chinese buffets that should be mandatory forever.

>>16156840
Back before he needed adult diapers

>>16155557
Need it or keep it?

One time I went to a Chinese buffet & put a mountain of chow mein & crab legs on my plate, it seriously must've weighed 5+ pounds. I sat down & just as I was about to start eating, one of the employees said "ohhhh so good prate for big boy yum", I pushed the plate off the table & left without paying. Fucking cunt bug people. Sure I'm over 400 but that's no reason to Target your customers.

my chinese buffet took away the unlimited crab legs. fucking gooks. the matcha ice cream tastes like dirt too.

>>16156418
based

>>16156594
they probably all come from the same distributor

>>16157899
I went to some buffet the other month that had 8 flavors in one of these things, as awesome. Had a bowl of coconut, then cotton candy, then creamsicle

>>16155557
i really love the local chinese buffet, i always go for pork haixun which is pork belly and onion chunks in a sweet and savoury dark soy sauce. it goes perfectly with their fresh stir fry.

i like to go there about 30 mins before lunch time, they already have the food up by then and no one's ever complained.

>>16156100
>I need the prawns with strings of black shit still in them
WHAT?!?! You're not telling me places do this....that's literally fecal matter

>>16155557
>implying any of this is legit Chinese food
Americringe.

>>16158604
i managed to get a picture of the food.

>>16156582
Why do you put food on your plate that you can't finish?

>>16158615
this is unironically my biggest pet peeve of all time. Every single fucking person in america besides maybe niggers knows that the chinese food we eat is not authentic. some midwit reddit pseudointellectual always has to chime in with this same fucking comment whenever anyone discusses chinese food. we say chinese food because if you always say "chinese inspired american food" you will sound like a faggot. never make a comment similar to that again.

>>16158615
American Chinese food, is made by American Chinese, It's still Chinese. Just like American Italian, was created by American Italians.

>>16158630
no, anyone who eats this shit or talks about it should call it chinese inspired american food and sound like a faggot because they are a faggot, stop hiding your faggotry.

>>16158610
so is caviar what's your point

>>16158688
Please, and I mean this with all sincerity, kill your entire family, and then kill yourself.

>>16155557
There is no reason for buffets to exist.

>>16155557
Sweet and sour. God I live for this shit.

>>16155563
Fucker, a brand new place opened up in my town like 3 months ago. They are now the 5th in town.

>>16158627
For me, only reason I won't finish a plate is if the item ended up being unpalatable. I sometimes end up with this when going to a new place and finding fucking raw onion chunks in my crab rangoon.

>>16155557
If working in the food industry taught me anything, don't eat at buffets. People do snack, stick their fingers in, bring their own utensils and just eat out of them, etc.
Don't ever get anything from any kind of open bar or buffet.

>>16158604
>pork haixun which is pork belly and onion chunks in a sweet and savoury dark soy sauce
I have never seen that at an asian buffet and it sounds fucking good as shit.

>>16159151
Most buffet places won't serve it, pork belly is rather pricy.

>>16155592
Thats not so bad, itll stop fat disgusting faggots from slobbering all over the food

>>16156418
I bet all that weird ass chinese food tastes good. They have pork and beef and chicken but still decide to eat bats and cats and monkeys. I bet dog is really delicious, I've always wanted to try it

>>16158941
>>16158941
>If working in the food industry taught me anything, don't eat at buffets. People do snack, stick their fingers in, bring their own utensils and just eat out of them, etc.

Corona rules kind of changed all that. At my buffet, you must wear mask, sanitize your hands and put on a new pair of gloves each time you grab the food, and the rule is definitely enforced. These corona rules should have been the original Buffet style rules lol.

>>16158615
>>implying any of this is legit Chinese food

Yea man we're really missing out on all those monkey brains, pig heads, fermented fish, bats, and pigeons to eat.

No thanks i'll stick to american-chinese.

>>16158688
Shut the fuck up you dumb nigger monkey. You're brown skin you don't matter. Be quiet for several days.

>>16155557
Go right before dinner prices switch over so you get all the dinner only foods at lunch prices.

>>16160080
>Corona rules kind of changed all that. At my buffet, you must wear mask, sanitize your hands and put on a new pair of gloves each time you grab the food, and the rule is definitely enforced. These corona rules should have been the original Buffet style rules lol.
My God, will the liberals leave anything with soul left for the rest of us?

>>16160187
>Go right before dinner prices switch over so you get all the dinner only foods at lunch prices.

Lol I remember going in 10min before dinner time and she tried to charge us dinner prices, I said but it's not even time yet, and she said fine just don't eat this shrimp, this and that blah blah. Fuck you lady (we still ate dinner foods anyway).

>>16160135
Based

>>16155563
They are alive and well in free states.

>>16158615
American Chinese is superior to authentic.

>>16155557
I fucking love chinese buffets

>>16160432
At cici's pizza, only the worker can serve you. It's slightly annoying but since they have so many 12 year olds going there, its probably for the best.

>>16155888
I went to that exact one before. It was alright, but I'd like to try it again.

Also, bit strange that they built a Chinese buffet in a former pet store.

>>16161194
What I remember as chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

>turtle/shark fin soup
>fried chicken feet
>pig uterus noodles
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
>unidentifed fish balls on a stick
>boiled dog meat
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese.

>>16158615
thats the same for literally every immigrant food in every country faggot. "Authentic" is a shit meme that never existed

>be immigrant
>new country missing x ingredient but has new ingredient y thats sorta similar
>make varients of dishes with what you have and increasing things like meat cause not starving villager no mo'
>some time later ungrateful abcs and redditfags whinge about it not being "da rail thang"

>>16156840
what a terrible personality this dude has

>>16162057
This is peak ESL.

>>16161835

Everything but the dog meat and covid-prion cholesterol dish sounds like it would be really good if the chain smoking, dice gambling chinkanoids would put more than CCP state mandated minimum effort into making the dish.

>3 hour drive home today
>See Chinese buffet open in city
>Great reviews
>Stop in and grab takeout plate
>Baby Octopus, Spring Rolls, Egg Rolls, Rat on Stick, pork dumplings, and fried paddock.
>$7
>Still able to enjoy Chinese at 80MPH.

>>16156594
The real surprise is when you go to one and it has just slightly different items like more desserts.

>>16156100
>I need the prawns with strings of black shit still in them
>>16158610
>WHAT?!?! You're not telling me places do this....that's literally fecal matter
I hope you've never eaten canned deenz.

>>16157899
Mine instead had different icecream flavors in tubs including a matcha flavor. Was actually really good.

For me, its the seafood soup

>>16156783
>for people that say it's not authentic asian food
Chink here, those people are fucking faggots and posers. If you're by any chance interested, watch the buzzfeed video on chinks reacting to americanized chinese food. Buzzfeed is fucking garbage but that specific video unintentionally illustrates the faggotry incredibly well. The old people that grew up poor don't give a shit because it's clearly noodles and rice and chicken made asian style, but the fucking faggot grandchildren that were born and grew up in the west in a privileged household are the ones being elitist about something as simple as chow mein. I hate those fuckers so much. If you ever see placed that advertise themselves on being authentic but are only filled with young or white people, they're what I'm talking about.

>>16158615
Chink here, kill yourself retard.

>>16161835
I've seen this posted before so its either copypasta or someone just running off a generic list of 'gross' Chinese food they heard about. China does have a lot of really good food. Still think the American stuff is better.

>>16158555
check'd and kek'd