/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16146786
The concept of the post is funny, but it's too obvious that you're just trolling. Make it more believable next time so that Poe's Law kicks in. sage

Nigga you could've ordered a salad. If 2 fat bitches couldn't sue McDonald's where the only option is fatty food your lard ass doesn't have a chance when grubhub gives you access to non fast food healthier cuisine

>>16146786
Same bro, I was 120lbs before and now I’m 155lbs.
I blame Ubereats and the government for not allowing any gyms to be open, how the fuck am I supposed to exercise, of course I’m going to get fat.

how do you afford all the food delivery? they add on so much extra tax for random bullshit it’s not even worth it for me. around here the menu items are more expensive on the delivery apps then they add processing fees, delivery fees, tip for driver, and actual tax. the only people who use food delivery apps deserve to be eaten alive by diabetes. you are not an exception. please just kill yourself already you useless fat sack of shit. I hope you try to sue then get buried in legal fees. fat retarded sack of shit. your parents failed you. maybe you should sue them too. sage

>>16146802
Fast food always has discounts and I get notifications to order all the time. It's like a drug dealer hanging drugs in front of a drug users face. Who's at fault there? Not the drug user

>>16146814
>how do you afford all the food delivery
It's really not that expensive. Only poor people worry about money anyway.
It's about $40 a day, tops. I pay more in rent than that

Maybe stop being a fat lazy fuck

>>16146786
do americans really

>>16146820
The drug user was retarded enough to buy the drugs in the first place to get addicted
Your need for food is your way of coping, not by doing drugs but by eating you fat disgusting piece of lard engulfed shit

>>16146839
I don’t believe you. show me the confirmation email total with the food items. $40 is like one meal for me. no way you’re getting fat off of $40 a day.

>>16146849
Must be a southerner from Alabama or some retarded hick area
They are the infamous fat Americans everyone refers to

>>16146814
>expensive
these people use fast food as a way to satiate their cravings, $100 a week on fast food is probably nothing to them

>>16146858
I have grubhub+ so my fees are much lower than most

>>16146814
>they add on so much extra tax for random bullshit it’s not even worth it for me
When I used ubereats they gave me a 1 month trial for a ubereats pass where I got free delivery and some money off, was only paying an extra $2 for service fees at the end. Also location matters, so if you live in the middle of nowhere and try ordering something 1 hour away, expect ridiculous service fees because they need to pay the driver somehow

>>16146786
Post bank account before and after your 3 meals a day at $40 a delivery.

>>16146873
let's just say I need this lawsuit to go through.

Stop being a fat fuck and cook your own food you goddn fucking fat ass

>>16146864
Alabama doesn't have grubhub. They don't even have internet.

>>16146877
So you got yourself fat on purpose to sue grubhub? Yeah you are very retarded and I hope you go bankrupt from paying lawyers on a lawsuit you will lose

>>16146868
lol. post your body you fat fuck. also what’s your favorite places to order from?

>>16146880
I haven't been taught to cook. I've only ever used my oven once to try and make that tiktok tomato ricotta dish and I melted the handle on the only pan that I had

>>16146882
Lmao
Op btfo due to being a retarded fatfuck
Alabama btfo due to being Alabama and fucking their family members

>>16146889
McDonald's

>>16146890
Stop being retarded and learn you fucking moron
I bet your parents are fuciking gigantic lardasses as well

How do you not know how to cook?
How old are you kid?

>>16146901
I'm 26, not sure when I was supposed to learn since I've been busy with school since I was 5 all the way up until 22.

>>16146905
Lmao how pathetic

Lose weight and hit the gym you fucking retarded lardwhale

>>16146916
gyms still closed due to covid

>>16146922
Go for a run you retarded lard infested sack of shit

>>16146930
It doesn't seem healthy to be running around a city that has pollutants in it

Op your post tells me that you are an idiot that blames other people for your own actions. You are too much of a retarded piece of shit to understand that you are directly responsible for anything and everything that happens to you and there is nobody to blame but yourself.
You more than likely don't have friends irl because you seem to be incredibly retarded

>>16146895
alright, I believe you if all you eat is mcdonalds because they literally give that garbage away for free. just stop ordering fries, soda, and apple pies. there’s been like a million stories about autistic men and women who only eat big macs and never got fat cause they exercised a little bit. my advice is to start a YouTube where you document your mental illness for the entertainment of masses.

>>16146786

>>16146942
I was healthy before the pandemic and unhealthy now. The only thing that has changed was that I got a grubhub subscription due to their heavy advertising toward me.

>>16146952
That's because you are retarded

Hey OP stop being a fatfuck
Lmao but clearly you can't, people like you keep geubhub alive

I'm bumping this so more people can laugh at op

>>16146786
>i'm too retarded to install adblock
>so I should get free money
really?

>>16147001
>>16146957
>>16146956
please don't be mean. I'm just looking for information on litigation or if anyone else is in the same boat as I am

>can't cook
How retarded are you op? Parents never let you near the stove huh champ?

Lololololololololol you can't be this retarded right? Is it even possible?

>>16147013
I can't install adblock on my vizio smart tv

Lmao, let me guess, the delivery drivers make fun of your man tits everytime you open the door lol
>>16145164
Get together with this fatfucks, if your sacks of lard don't combine you can sue all the food delivery companies

>>16147027
>op is too retarded to do anything
Big surprise
How about pay for hulu so you don't see the ads?
Inb4, too much money
>no grubhub ads means less ordering because it seems to trigger your autistic need to eat whenever you see the ad
Lmao did you get conditioned to ordering when you see the ad?
Lmao you are a human lab experiment

>>16147044
I make them leave it on a specific window ledge and wait for them to leave. The I open the window and grab my food. It mimics the drive through window experience pretty well, except it’s better since I don’t have to interact with anyone face to face

>>16147060
Lmao you are truly autistic

>>16147054
>did you get conditioned to ordering when you see the ad
It started like that, now I just order all the time because they got me addicted without my consent

Retards like you are what makes me return to 4chan
Based morbidly obese retard

>>16147070
Yeah bro they raped your mind, you didn't consent . Now bro. They raped your waistline.
What else will they rape you for?

>>16146786
OP unless you are going to give up all power and authority to someone else in this case grubhub how do you expect them to make you thin again?
what would giving you money do except encourage you to order and sue more services like this?

Fatass

Lmaoing @ur mantits

Hey how about stop being fat and pathetic?

>>16147078
Based

Lmao @ fatfuck

Boiiiiiii u fat as hell

>MORBIDLY OBESE FATASS can't stop eating
Nothing new here folks

Please stop making fun of my weight. I know it’s high and that’s why I want to sue. It’s for emotional damages

Lmao were making fun of your mental retardation mainly, the morbid obesity is a plus you disgusting sack of lard engulfed shit

>>16147166
I don’t think I’m retarded. I think the AI-developed targeted ads are too good at pushing me to buy things. It’s literally out of my control

>>16147192
OK autistic is a better description because you are so fucking gullible.
You are directly responsible for everything you do, you can't blame anybody but your lard ass
Just keep proving how pathetic you are lipid

>>16147211
>You are directly responsible for everything you do, you can't blame anybody but your lard ass
I wouldn’t be fat if grubhub didn’t exist. That is my whole point

>>16147216
Lmao keep proving how pathetic you truly are sack of lard

>>16147225
I know it might sound pathetic but I was taken advantage of and all you people are doing is making fun of me. This is why I need a lawsuit

>grub hub has gullible target audience
>target audience orders from grubhub
>repeat
>????
>get morbidly obese
>profit

>>16147240
Yeah someone should sue you for slandering a company that provides jobs for millions of people

>>16147250
>slandering
It’s not slander. I have the weight to prove my accusations

Lmao at the fat fuck target audience

>>16147266
Yeah alot of weight, mostly lard

>>16147270
Yes, i know, hahaha. Very funny and original

>>16146804
>put on shorts and t shirt
>put on running shoes
>go outside
>run
>go on ground
>push body off the ground
>find bar or sturdy tree limb
>pull body up

cardio and bodyweight exercises are good for health.

>>16147287
I can’t excerise outside because of car pollution unfortunately

>op is too retarded to excersize
>car pollution makes it impossible to excersize
>gets out of breath quickly
>op will sue the car companies next

>>16147266
Post belly.

>>16147266
Post mantits

>>16146786
Was 77kg (170 pounds) before corona now i am at 81.5kg (179 pounds).

Feel heavy and sluggish and no stamina.

Everything set on the belly of-course, started to work out outside again now (snow is gone).

Hopefully back to 170 pounds in a 2-3 months :D

What's your grubhub order look like?
How much food do you order?
Why are you so retarded and fat

>>16147325
Did you get grubhubbed too?

>>16147325
Don't forget to sue a food delivery company, that is crucial

>>16147329
I usually get two baskets of McDonald’s fries and two mcdoubles and a small Diet Coke extra ice to save calories

>>16147334
Lmao the autism

>>16147342
No wonder you are so fucking fat lmao

Okay this thread is not where I thought it would go. I think someone from the Grubhub team is actively pretending to be many people making fun of me to try and dissuade me from perusing the lawsuit. Calling me fat only reinforces my intentions, grubhub

>>16147356
Lol schizo

>>16147356
it would be fucking hilarious if you won

It is hilarious how autistic op is. Thanks for the laughs. I'm smoking bowls and losing my shit lmaooooo

>>16147356
Consoom the fat, gruboid

>>16147336
Hahaha foodora food delivery :D

No i can only blame myself, to much netflix, working from home and epic and steam :D

Went out on a 1 hour round yesterday for the first time in 10 months and i made a quarter of what i used to make, puked one time and my legs don't work with me anymore :D

Lmaooooo at the fat fuck making excuses for literally everything

>>16147406
This guy takes responsibility for himself unlike op who is a lazy sack of shit with excuses to pull out of his ass

>>16147422
It’s not an excuse!!!! I cannot control what they’re forcing me to do!

>>16147425
Lmaooooo schizo

>>16147325
My body has a normal variance of 15 pounds I go up and down in. Should I sue the food industry too?

>>16146786
People have won suits for less I think. If you have the disposable income to hire a bunch of lawyers for God knows how long why not try at least. I think It's member hearing about a case similar to this before.

/ck/ takes the cake for autism, this thread is the main reason.
Also op, you should order some grub hub or I will make all of your hulu ads grub hub ads

>>16147376
>DUDE WEED!
Ur not any better than op faggot.

>>16147454
I do have the income to support an ongoing case

>>16147445
Do it bro they control your mind, you have to sue them for damages bro

>>16147464
Whoah bro we have to COEXIST BRO
Have you ever thought of COEXISTING BRO?
BRO COEXIST BRO
Have you ever thought of COEXISTING BRO? Like BRO have you ever thought about what it means to COEXIST BRO? BRO , like COEXIST BROOOOOOOOO

>he can afford lawyers to sue grub hub
>can't afford to learn to cook

Post mantits

Lawschool here. McDonalds has been successfully sued twice for this, as they were found to have been promoting their food as healthy when it wasn’t. Since then, every fast food outlet has made sure that every legal document & advertising contract,m states the food is to be enjoyed occasionally as part of a healthy, balanced diet (if it’s not immediately obvious, check the small print). You aren’t even trying to sue a specific chain, you’re trying to sue a delivery service that restaurants outsource their delivery to, that run a fleet of independent contractors as delivery drivers. If you think their multi-million dollar lawyers haven’t prepared for a grubby fingered lawsuit from some lardass, you’re delusional. Some local solicitor will take all of your money for taking the case and some junior, fresh faced Harvard grad who’s probably not even on the grubhub payroll will bury you in litigation until all you’ve got left are court costs and embarrassment.

>>16147538
I’m already embarrassed for all the weight Grubhub forced me to gain

>>16147538
Lardass btfooooooo

>>16147564
Bro they also forced your hand to pick up the food and shove it down your throat brooooooooo

>>16147572
He said McDonald’s was successfully sued twice for this. I think that gives merit to my lawsuit

>>16147592
Then they forced your intestines to digest it and forced you from not excersizing or knowing how to order healthy

>>16147593
He also said
>Some local solicitor will take all of your money for taking the case and some junior, fresh faced Harvard grad who’s probably not even on the grubhub payroll will bury you in litigation until all you’ve got left are court costs and embarrassment.

>>16147593
Ye but isnt grubhub a delivery service? So they dont actually make the food fatty.

Post mantits

>>16147610
So should Amazon not be responsible for selling knockoff products because they are just a delivery service and don’t make the products??? You sound like an idiot

>>16147296
might as well kill yourself then

>>16147629
>So should Amazon not be responsible for selling knockoff products because they are just a delivery service and don’t make the products?
No they shouldnt because they have reviews on every item, if u cant research and tell that the item is shit to begin with u deserve to be ripped-off. U dont think billion dollar companies take this shit into account brainlet?

>>16147629
Lmao you really are retarded and simple minded, no wonder the ads convince your gullible simple minded ass

>>16146839
>its 1600 a month who cares
unfathomably wealthy fucker. why not invest that money instead of eat it.

>>16147652
https://qz.com/1963461/congress-may-finally-do-something-about-counterfeits-on-amazon/
oops, look like they're going to be held responsible

>>16147019
Everyone else here is too self aware to think their being fat is someone elses fault or responsibility

>>16147664
With the expanding waistline and constant need for new clothes and all the grubhub orders., this guy contributes greatly to the local economy. He's the exact type of gullible moron that gives companies power

>>16147675
>counterfeit
Omg how does grubhub counterfeit and how can we sue?

>>16147690
the point being platforms should be responsible for the products they're selling on said platform.
Grubhub advertised to me and forced me to become fat without my consent. I want payment for the emotional and health toll this has taken on me

>>16147675
>S-surely congress will save us from amazon
Literally the most corrupt section in american politics, Literally nothing will happen if anything congress is simply holding its hand out for money, amazon pays up and they shut up.

>>16147704
Lmao make sure to sue autism while you are at it

>>16147716
How is this autistic?!? Why are you all being so mean???????

>grub hub forced me to be a gullible retard

>>16147719
Because you are retarded and you expect things to be handed to you on a silver platter faggot also you are very simple minded and retarded
I have no patience for the stupid

>>16146786
This whole fucking thread is hilarious, thanks for being a fat useless brainlet sponge, OP. I've been laughing for a few minutes now

>>16147704
You consented every single time you clicked confirm order.

Based gullible retard

>>16146786
Very obvious OP is either a troll or a genuine autist with a wealthy family. I refuse to believe someone this autistic could possibly work for a living.

>>16146786
No, no you can't.
You're fat because you choose to engorge yourself and partake in gluttony. Stop making excuses faggot.

>>16147809
Everything points to autist

>>16146786
How do you gain 75 pounds in a year? That is feedie levels of weight gain. Asking as a person who has gained and lost weight their entire lives. I'm 6'1 and fluctuated between 180 and 280 my whole life between lifting and just being fat.

>>16147885
*feedee

I should know I'm dating one

>>16147885
Simpletons are easily controlled

Op post tits

>>16146786
>be me
>live in city
>struggle to maintain weight because of shitty overpriced online delivery services like grubshit and doorshit
>move to the country
>all eateries are over 6 miles away
>check grubshit
>nothing
>maintaining weight becomes effortless now.
Feels good man

Is that commercial going to be the downfall of society?

Op are your parents fat too or just you?

>>16147935
his parents are enabling

>>16147942
I'm trying to make the point if they are fat then that's the reason he is fat. If not, then its because he orders McDonald's all the time

>>16146786
Yes, you should definitely give a 5 figure check to some Jew lawyer so you can get laughed out of court by a judge. PLEASE do this.

>>16146786
started at 89 kg went to 97 and come back at 83, damn that was a rollercoaster

Guys, making this thread caused me to order more fucking McDonald’s.
I got two baskets of fries and a large coke because it said they were out of small diet Coke’s.
I feel fucking sick to my stomach thinking about how Grubhub is making me do this. I am so angry every time I look in the mirror now and I just want them to stop.
They deserve to be sued into oblivion I am so fucking mad

>>16148047
holy fuck dude anhero it's hopeless

>>16148071
I just wanted a small snack and I literally cannot get anything healthy because of grubhub

>>16147631
holy shit look at yourself. get out of the city haha

I am praying for humanity's destruction, night after night, day after day.

>>16147356
Do it man, sue those fuckers.

You can get groceries delivered. I get all my jarred and canned goods delivered then I go to the market for produce, meat and milk.

>>16147933
Does anyone know who made this webm? It is the most poignant and elegant social commentary I have ever seen on this site.

>>16148148

>>16148159
I do not know how to cook no one ever taught me

>>16148186
Its pretty simple. Start off with basics like scrambled eggs and toast.

>>16148178
Things like this makes me misanthropist

>>16148204

>>16148195
I am allergic to eggs and I've melted the handle of my only pan trying to do the feta tiktok pasta

>>16146786
https://youtu.be/MeXQBHLIPcw

>>16147885
>sit on ass all day
>eat food

It aint that hard

>>16148094
McDonald's sells salad, and look >>16148178 it's right in the commercial, don't you want salad?

>>16148244
I'm allergic to raw vegetables due to pollen allergies

>>16148161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6tT_PMnEbU

>can't eat veggies
>can't learn to cook with the internet
>has zero self-control
>doesn't have a job

Anon what is wrong with you how badly did your parents mess up

OP is fat and I would not have sex with him

>>16148372
Nobody would have sex with your grotesque looking ass either, you disgusting faggot.

>>16148372
Not even with a dildo duck taped to a stick?

>>16146786
i'm with you OP, except for me it was doordash. they had chipotle, and grubhub didn't.

>>16148383
OP kept his cool until this point...

Op is probably a virgin and will look to sue females as a whole

>>16148383
I'm going to sue you for making me into a faggot. You are responsible for it and I will sue you

>claims running is unhealthy because of pollutants
>orders 2 baskets of oil drenched fries. Not large, but baskets
>2 McDoubles
>soda
I'm sure that's pretty healthy meal isn't it?

>>16148320
Who said I don’t have a job???>>16148448
Not me

>>16148552
>I'm not that autist
>I'm the way more autistic autist

How much did they pay you to post this?

>>16148047
Lmaooooooooooo fat fuck
>dat grease

>>16148552
What the fuck. That's not me. I'm the OP

I've spent easily $1500 dollars on grubhub over the course of the year and a half. I work a 12 hour labor job 6 days a week and you bet your ass I ain't doing more labor at home.

>>16148565
Nothing. I want them to pay me through a lawsuit though

>>16148582
That is roughly my monthly spend. I wish they would let me stop

>large order of fries 490 calories
>basket of fries 650 calories
x2
1300 calories of oily fatty fries in a single order
Who knows how many times this fat fuck orders from McDonald's on any given day(most likely every day)

>OP

>>16148584
So bait then? Or shill? I want to say shill but I have seen some autistic people here

>>16148591
>>16148584
Lmaoooooo you are a sad sack of lard

>>16148621
Dude is legit autistic by the evidence provided itt
Believe me, I'm a doctor

Turns out OP was a faggot all along lol

>>16148383
Anon is fat and I would not have sex with him

>>16148637
Always was

>>16148592
It’s a problem and I wish Grubhub would let me stop but they’re forcing me to do this and I am getting disgustingly fat

>>16148668
Lmao sounds like a personal problem you retarded schizo

>>16148641
Which anon?

>>16148684
Op, hes fat and will never have sex with him obviously
He eats McDonald's, gross

>>16148668
Post pic of arm flab

>>16148689
He eats McDonald's?
Ewwwww

These threads help me avoid any fast food
Keep me stay healthy, motivating me to stay healthy. Thanks Obese anons, i don't care what happens with u fat retards tho

>>16148678
I am not retarded, autistic or schitzo, I am just being manipulated by a giant corporation who is making me fat

>>16148709
>I am not retarded, autistic or schitzo, I am just being manipulated by a giant corporation who is making me fat
> I am just being manipulated by a giant corporation who is making me fat
>I am just being retarded, autistic, and schizo
Fixd

>>16148704
Cool story bro
Now post fupa

>>16148709
Lol fat

Lmao what are you really coping for? Parents hate you or something or just very retarded?

Fat people are weak willed and lack any form of discipline therefore your body is punished. I see nothing wrong here. Grubhub was merely a medium you exploited and now you get what you deserve.

>>16148709
That is very retarded, autistic and schizo to be honest with you soiboi

>>16148736
I wasn’t fat before. Grubhub made me fat

desu I'd love some McD's fries now
Maybe even a quarter pounder too

>>16148749
Stop it Grubhub I know your people are just trying to get me to order again. I already bought two baskets of fries today

>>16148754
No I'm not even American. I just like McD's.
A nice meal with a cold coca cola would be really nice for me right now. Maybe I'd even order one of those caramel sundae ice creams with the peanuts for dessert

>>16146786
you probably could sue them...but how would you demonstrate your weight gain is their fault?

Hey bro maybe you should order a big Mac or a mcchicken. How about a good ol filled of fish. They sell pair deliciously with a few heaping baskets of fresh crispy golden fries. You can't go wrong with the classic McDoubles. If you have room for dessert a nice soft serve ice cream sundae or a Mc Flurry we have the choice of oreo AND m&MS, YOU CAN EVEN MIX THEM TOO . MCDONALD'S cares about you and the food we sell you

>>16148746
apps don't make you fat dummy food does

>>16147664
the federal unemployment boost was 1600/mo on top of what people would have gotten during a normal year

>>16148785
Grubhub made me fat

>>16148178

Bros... I...

I could go for some chicken MCNuggets right about now. I believe they sell 40 pieces under the shareable. I share my nuggets, both my hands get to pick up 20 Mc Nuggets each. Sharing is caring. Baskets are another way to show you we care and want you to pass those golden crispy salty French fries those you wish to share with. These portions are made for multiple people to enjoy the company of one another while enjoying some delicious meals from our wonderful providers known as McDonald's. I enjoy McDoubles, double quarter pounder deluxe, classic quarter pounder with cheese also known as the Royale with cheese. Classic MCDONALD'S flavor with a slightly different name because we care about our customers and wish to make their lives simpler. A Happy Meal is the key to happiness.

Bro maybe you need to order a happy meal or something

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>16148809
food made you fat

Do they call the quarter pounders McRoyal where you live? I love me a double McRoyal with spicy mayo sauce

Where can you even order a basket of fries at McDonald's?

we live in a society

>>16148874
Do you blame opiodaholics or do you blame the company responsible for getting millions of people hooked on their drugs? The people were going to the hospital to get better and they were given addictive poison by their doctors who were paid off by big opioid.
Same thing here with Grubhub and it’s disgusting

>>16148907
Yes because they are junkies

>>16148921
No, they were not. They were normal people until they were forced to take addictive drugs from doctors who were paid hundreds of thousands of dollars by opioid manufacturers, you fucking idiot

>>16148907
What's disgusting is your McDonald's order lmao
>I usually get two baskets of McDonald’s fries and two mcdoubles and a small Diet Coke extra ice to save calories

>>16148907
but they were addicted to the drug
the drug makes people addicted
the food makes people fat
food made you fat

>>16148931
So you are saying you are as pathetic as a junkie? Makes perfect sense, but I would say even more pathetic because it's mcdonald's not something addictive

>>16148937
They were given the drug by paid off doctors, who made them addicted.
Grubhub advertises to me almost nonstop and made me fat and addicted

>>16148947
Lmao sure buddy. It's not just you being a fat fuck

>>16148947
That is fucking pathetic

>>16148956
I WASN'T FAT BEFORE GRUBHUB

>>16146786
Excellent bulking brah
Post gainz

>>16148959
>>16148943
I am not looking to be insulted here

>>16148962
That's your fault fatass, maybe don't order oily shit

>>16148970
Stop being pathetic with your victim complex

>>16148981
I was literally made fat by grubhub and I am a victim of their business practices

>murrica

>>16148989
Yeah and a victim of being a gullible retard in the target demographic

>watching hulu
>ads
It's your fault for looking at the ads, no one forced you to look at them

>>16148947
but you ate the food
the food made you fat

post selfie OP I don't believe you

>>16149078
He wont, he's shilling again

>>16149090
literal schitzo poster who thinks all threads and posts on 4chan are paid shillers.
go back to complaining about trannies and black people on pol

This thread proves how autistic OP is

>>16149107
I've been on /biz/ long enough to spot a shill, remember the grubhub threads when the ads dropped? I few of them were shills

>>16149138
>schizo

https://voca.ro/15xU7bFQuDju

>>16149181
vocaro bro, why do you hurt me so

Grubhub delivery sounds mighty fine tonight. I won't have to do dishes

>>16149202
Maybe some baskets of fries will make you feel better? A couple of McDoubles too if that isn't enough

>>16146891
Alabama acfually has one of the lowest incest rates in the country.
The country with the highest rates of incest is California

>>16149299
>The country with the highest rates of incest is California
>The country... of California
are you from there by chance?

baste

Off topic threads are cancer and against >>>/ck/rules/1
OP is a faggot.
Do your part to help purge this board of subhumans like him by reporting this thread.
Here's a link so you don't have to scroll up to the top of the page.
https://sys.4channel.org/ck/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=16146786

>>16150053
It’s about food you loser nerd.

>>16148788
So in other words this guy is so stupid and fat he spent all that money on food.

>>16146786
when the pandemic hit I cut back on my food intake
it's your own fault you are fat

>>16149205
Don't lie, you weren't going to do dishes anyway.

>>16146786

Why are you discouraging OP?
He should do it just to see what happens for our amusement

>>16146786
How is that even possible? I was eating like a lard ass since the pandemic but I also had a hernia from lifting too much so I had a legitimate reason and went from about 73kg to 82kg. About 18 months of pigging out and sedentary lifestyle and I only put like .5kg a month at best. I'm 27 so I'm not that young either. I've just started working out again and it's easy for me to lose about 1kg a week.

>>16147356
Meds. Now.

>>16146802
The salads made me fat though :(

>>16146786
yer a retard op

>>16152000
You were losing muscle while gaining fat.

>>16146786
I'd never order through grubhub because of their commercials, but used to get ubereats quite a bit. I noticed just how much money I was spending on it and how fat it was making me so I went cold turkey and haven't ordered anything for about 3-4 months now and they're going ballistic with advertising, deals and notifications to get me back off the wagon

>>16152385
lol nope putting muscle I lost back on too

>>16152476
While losing fat, retard. I wouldn't bother if I were you. You seem to be inherently inferior no matter what you do.

>>16146786
Do it. If you present yourself foolish enough in court you can make a case of anything.

>>16152446
>advertising, deals and notifications to get me back off the wagon
Turn notifications off, or better yet uninstall the app, dont let the media men win

>>16152336
I am not!!

>>16152511
>If you present yourself autistic enough in court you can make a case of anything.
Fixed that for you yando

>>16146786
You should sue your parents for creating a retard.

Sue hulu for having the grubhub ads

Lmao fat ass

Damn dude are you autistic?

>>16153469
No!

>>16146786
Every "person" in those animations is carrying a spare tire

>>16153484
I don't believe you autist

>>16147342
>And a diet coke please.

>>16153528
Exactly because Grubhub is catering to their clientele.

Hey MAN the corporationman is controlling me maaan

Post man udders

I cannot help but laugh at retarded Americans being unable to control their weight

>>16146786
>was 170
>now just over 200
>things slowly reopening
>starting to see friends again
>all I hear is "oh, hey man. Wow you've changed" or "oh you look... different"
>start declining invitations to things with people I haven't seen in a while

>>16153637
rather be fat than gay

>>16153637
Hey some of us have self control and know when to put down the fork

>>16146786
OP, try intermittent fasting. Your first week will be tough, but after that, you'll be able to lose weight with fairly little effort. Good luck.

>>16153671
this, the issue is that if you fall back into eating regularly you might put the wright back on. Not that it's that big of an issue since you can do omad indefinitely.

>>16146938
.....excuses. This is why you're fat. You have no personal responsibility for your fat fucking actions. Kys.

>>16146938

you can do aerobic exercises at home, i know i do. you are just full of excuses.

>>16146891
>Alabama btfo due to being Alabama
kek

>>16153820
>aerobic exercises
you better have a vagina

>>16153834
Is this just another one of your excuses to not exercise?

>>16146786
>I blame it solely on grubhub, am I able to sue them for causing me to get fat?
No, the man who famously did this 15 years ago did not win or even get a settlement. Just because you hear about a lawsuit doesn't mean that lawsuit was in any way successful by the end.
>I see these commercials all day while watching hulu
lol poorfag, between streaming services and adblock I don't even remember the last time I saw an ad.

>>16146786
>I blame it solely on grubhub, am I able to sue them for causing me to get fat?
take some responsibility for your own actions you child

are you literal child?

>>16146856
>>16146820
Obviously the drug user is at fault, he started using drugs of his own volition with all the information about drugs=bad easily available everywhere. Arguing otherwise is like claiming that you can't be held accountable for signing contracts, spending money on credit or any other real life decision.
Some people are just fucking retarded and make bad decisions, and they suffer the consequences.

>>16153930
Shut your ignorant mouth

That is quite sad honestly.

>>16153930
>can't be held accountable for signing contracts
so dave chappelle

>>16153964
Retard

>>16153978
Explain further.

>>16148937

Fast food provides calorie info and it's readily available.

Opioid manufacturers actively subverted the medical industry by pushing their pills with willing doctors at the frontlines while seeking to downplay the abuse of the medication and their highly addictive nature.

Ya fat retarded fuck

>>16147296
Then move the fuck away from LA, my guy.

>>16146786
I went from 150 to 180, I feel great. I finally put on some weight. I was too skinny at 5'10ft. Now that I found a boxing gym, and a great gym nearby now that NJ is dropping the mask mandate I can get to work!

See that anon? It's called perspective.

>>16146864
Actually anon, you'll find that that the rate of obesity in each state has a pretty solid correlation with the percentage of black people in it.

>>16154399
>op is incredibly black OBESE man or incredibly obese black man

>>16154315
I was happy at 180 as well but it kept climbing

How can such a pathetic gullibility and a mind-control-ray schizophrenia coexist in one person?
Will definitely screencap this if no one else would do.

>>16146786
>I blame it solely on grubhub, am I able to sue them for causing me to get fat?
Yes and you'll probably win, too.

>>16154820
Do you think so? I don’t want to spend money if I’m going to lose

>>16154873
You have a real fighting chance. Make a thread about the court proceedings, too.

I lol at how retarded op is

Damn dude you are 150%autistic

>>16146786
work on yourself

>>16154911
I am not I don’t know why people keep saying this it’s pissing me off

>>16154873
>>16154876
Make video blogs about it, that way you have documentation of how you brought a company down

>>16154917
It's because you are autistic
You should sue 4chan as well

I agree with everyone calling you autistic , you autist

>>16154917
>autistic rage
confirmed diagnosis desu

Did you have a learning disability when you were younger?

Sue your parents for raising an autistic retard

>>16154952
No, I work as a full stack engineer now, so I’m obviously not dumb, autistic or learning disabled

>be rural
>no food deliveries aside from pidzer
Based?

>>16154973
>coding engineer
>not autistic
Pick one and only one

>>16154973
Sue the college you attended for giving autistic retarded morons degrees

>>16154973
Lmaooooooooo thats the main job autists get because they can't interact with people

Lmao op you are autistic as fuck

What kind or retard sues a company when he is the one who should take responsibility for what he orders?
>An autist that has to order whoever he sees a grubhub ad.
>pavlovs autist

Op is the autistic version of pavlovs dog
>pavlovs autist

>>16154973
>too autistic to even understand what autism is

>>16154998
I interact with people all day, backend is the autismo dev

>severe autism

>>16155025
Bro that dev company is controlling your mind more than grubhub into thinking you are not an autist when you very clearly are autistic. Sue the company you work for

STOP CALLING ME AUTISTIC I AM NOT AUTISTIC

>>16155039
>autistic outbursts
I beg to differ, your op post clearly shows how autistic you really are

>>16155039
I bought two more fucking baskets of fries just now I need them to STOP THIS NOW

>>16155039
https://www.autism.org.uk/advice-and-guidance/topics/behaviour/meltdowns/all-audiences
https://www.helpguide.org/harvard/autism-behavior-problems.htm

>stop calling me autistic! I am SEVERELY AUTISTIC, im on a whole other level
[Autistic outburst intensifies]

>>16155045
Lmaooooooooooooo

>>16155062
It’s not funny

>I'm not autistic
>orders baskets of fries ~1300 cal
>grubhub is controlling me
Severe case of schizophrenic autism

>>16155074
It is extremely hilarious
But you are right, autism is not funny

>>16155076
They are targeting me with AI ads. I am helpless

Bro sounds like you need some more delicious crispy, crunchy, salty, golden brown French fries from McDonald's. McDonald's cares about their customers and only wish the best for them. The best is only served at McDonald's with a special partnership with 3rd party companies that deliver the food to you with all the convenience of staying home and not needing to leave your comfort zone unless of course your order has arrived courtesy of GrubHub.

>>16155085
>I am helpless
The better descriptor is autistic

>>16155096
Damn mcdonald's and grubhub are based
Theu just want to make our lives easier

Op thank you for providing me with much needed laughs
I never realized people could be so autistic to the point they don't know how to cook lol

The truth is I have never met anyone as autistic as op and after this thread I will never see anything as autistic as op

Sue your parents for raising a retard

Sue Ivan Pavlov for conducting the pavlovs dog experiment which gave grubhub the idea to control you in the first place.

I knew that ck was full of fat fucks but Jesus Christ guys. Chill on the food okay?

>>16155239
We are continuing this thread only to call op retarded, fat, schizo, and most of all autistic

Op btfooooooooooooooo

Holy fuck, the autism is strong within op

>pavlovs autist

I am not autistic I am just fat

>>16155274
Do not make another thread

>>16155397
Too late pavlovs autist

>>16155364
>the company is controlling me
Obese Schizo Autist

>>16155443
I do not know what to tell you other than we don’t blame drug users for their addiction.

>>16155449
Yes you do blame drug users because they chose to do drugs when everyone knows how bad they are. They are the ones to blame, just how ops parents are to blame

It all makes sense
>op has drug addicted parents
>op never learned to cook
>op buys mcdonals
>op gets fat
>op blames grubhub, because all he knows is how to pass the blame on others besides himself because his drug addicted parents didn't teach him any better
Or
He is autistic to a crazy extent

Lmao @ pavlovs autist
Op=pavlovs autist
That's you op, you are pavlovs autist

>>16155456
>>16155468
You guys are idiots. I am a normal human beign and have no mental ailment. I am just fat, because of Grubhub

>>16155478
Stop samefagging in every thread trying to make this a thing you loser. I am not pavlov and I’m not autistic

>>16155480
OK pavlovs autist whatever grubhub wants you to say

>>16155485
OK pavlovs autist
grubhub made me do it they are controlling me and forcing me to call you pavlovs autist because you indeed are and grubhub wants me to spread it and make it a thing. I need to sue grubhub

>Pavlovs autist had an autistic outburst schizophrenic tantrum: day 2

>>16155486
>>16155497
>>16155506
Samefag

Autism:the thread. Op edition

>>16155519
Schizo thinks grubhub forces him to order shitty food
Schizo thinks that grubhub is itt trying to get him
Schizo thinks its one single person calling him autistic
Schizo thinks that one specific person works for grubhub
Schizo blames his fat on a company controlling him
Holy fucking shit dude

Pavlovs autist is having an autistic tantrum again, tell your mommy to order you some mcdonald's

>>16155529
>Schizo thinks its one single person calling him autistic
There are almost 400 posts here and only 117 posters. Obviously a small team of people are trying to gaslight me

>>16155535
Dude it's grubhub forcing you to samefag

Pavlovs autist is losing his composure

>>16155540
THEY ARE FORCING ME TO ORDER FAST FOOD AND IT’S NOT FUCKING FUNNY

>>16155545
#pavlovs autist

>>16155546
You reddit faggots are ruining this board

>>16155553
>schizo
>you are grubhub
>you are reddit
Sue reddit breh

I never thought it was possible for this severity of autism. Yet, here we are.

I’m not replying to this thread anymore.
It was a disaster and has made me feel far worse about myself. There is no reason to be so mean to someone you don’t know

>>16155571
You are retarded lmao

>>16155571
Good, we have a new thread for you to reply to.
>>16155239
You are forever dubbed pavlovs autist

>>16155584
>>16155575
It’s really not funny

>>16155596
It really isn't, hey pavlovs autist lose weight then it won't be funny
>pavlovs autist replied when he said he won't reply
Lmao just like pavlov intended

>>16155603
This is actually a bait thread and you fell for the bait. Super embarrassing because you must be retarded for falling for it

Pavlovs autist on damage control

Pavlovs autist lost his composure, now its the I was just pretending to be retarded cope

>>16155633
Baited. Cringing rn fr

Pavlovs autist on damage control cringe fr

>>16155626
Autism.

Lmao at pavlovs autist losing composure

>>16155685
>>16155692
Your cringe loser thread got removed for being mean to me

>>16155702
Lmao sure thing pavlovs autist

Remember how pavlovs autist kept losing his composure when called autistic
Pepperidge Farms remembers

Why are you so autistic
>orders the same meal from the same place multiple times a day
>a single meal is 2080 calories

>2 baskets of fries 1340 cal
>2 McDoubles 740 cal
>soda
2080 calories in a single meal
This seems to be all that pavlovs autist eats at every meal

>>16155763
He is fat as all fuck

>op said he wouldn't reply anymore
>op sure as hell gonna read everything posted
Now that is autism

Grubhub here, we purposely trained pavlovs autist as a joke

>>16155763
>>16155760
I don’t order that for every meal because they don’t serve that for breakfast dumbass

>>16155799
Very funny ha ha

400 posts

>>16155946
Yeah it's fucking hilarious

Lmao keep it classy pavlovs autist
You are alright my obese nigga