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LISTEN UP ANON, THIS IS THE /CK/OPS. WE’RE COMING IN TO INSPECT YOUR KITCHEN FOR CONTRABAND, YOU CAN MAKE THIS EASIER ON US AND THEREFORE YOURSELF BY HAVING THESE READY TO SURRENDER:
>more than one bottle of hot sauce
>fake meat
>unitasker appliances / tools
>too much fast food
>not enough fast food
>anything from japan
>improperly seared meat
>cilantro
>instant coffee
>frozen tv dinners
>any blenders you paid more than $30 for
>garlic or onion powder
>soda
>cheese product
>anything that says fair-trade
OUR SEIZURE MAY NOT BE LIMITED TO THESE ITEMS THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION

>> No.16136473

>>16136455
The fuck is wrong with garlic powder?

>> No.16136499
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>>16136455
>>not enough fast food
>>anything from japan
>>instant coffee

>> No.16136506

>>16136473
*extends baton* SHOW US WHERE IT IS YOU LAZY FUCK, YOU TOO GOOD TO CHOP FRESH GARLIC? HEY BOYS MR. FANCYPANTS HERE DOESN’T WANT TO GET ANY YUCKY GARLIC OIL ON HIS SOFT LITTLE FAG FINGERS *room erupts in laughter* JARS OF THAT MINCED CRAP TOO, LETS GO

>> No.16136522

>>16136506
You will never get my garlic powder *Pulls out 9mm*

>> No.16136528

>>16136455
>more than one bottle of hot sauce
Bought a new one without chucking out the dregs of the last one does that count
>instant coffee
Purely functional to wake me up for early starts or staying up late for an assignment I don't drink it otherwise
>cheese product
I'm assuming this is an amerishart post and doesn't include the 3 real cheeses I have
Think I'm fine for the rest unless my tomatoes are fairtrade but who cares about your edgy /pol/ shit

>> No.16136539

>>16136455
>Cheese product
You'll have to pry it from my cold dead hands

>> No.16136602

CHECK THAT LAPTOP TOO SEE HOW MANY RAGUSEA VIDEOS HE’S LIKED

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16136656

>>16136455
I envy the cop who breaks down my door.
His death will be quick and painless.

The ones behind him will get the petrolbombs.

>> No.16136662

>>16136656
You can cut strawberries with the egg slicer. You can also make gnocchi with the grooved part.

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>>16136455
>unitasker appliances / tools
garlic press counts? fuck you, mine's absolutely great

>improperly seared meat
why the fuck would I have already seared meat in my kitchen?

>garlic or onion powder
yo wtf?

>> No.16136700

>>16136662
usually egg slicers are marketed to be able to slice tomatoes as well, so that'll leave you in the clear
although I have yet to see an apparatus that won't squish the tomato or snap its wires

>> No.16136713

>>16136662
I mostly just eat strawberries whole anyway.
I've used it on mushrooms a few times when I had to do a lot of them.

Garlic press works on ginger as well.

>> No.16136718

>>16136455
Fuck you, i need cilantro for my tacos

>> No.16136750

>>16136455
Can I not have a bottle of Crystals along with a bottle of green Tabasco?

>> No.16136759

>>16136455
>>soda
I'll fucking kill ALL OF YOU if you go near my stash.

>> No.16136964

>>16136455
Seething retard makes thinley veiled thread criticizing people's choice in kitchen tools and food

If you own a 30 dollar blender you are a retard and clearly use it only to mix up mayonnaise based sauces

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>>16136455

>> No.16137036

>>16136522
Cute micropenis

>> No.16137311

>>16136506
Powder is good for dry rubs.

>> No.16137342

>>16136700
I saw one at my mother's place where the wires were blades. That thing was great for quick prep of just about anything.

>> No.16137374

>unitasker appliances / tools
My fucking stove got confiscated again, cu/ck/s

>> No.16137424

>>16137374
I got a big ass 8 burner stove with 2 gas oven, feel free to cum in and make your food ^.^

>> No.16137571

>>16136455
I hate when these guys show up now. They used to be pretty calm when coming to inspect my kitchen but nowadays they fucking break down the door without even knocking first.

>> No.16137768

>>16136455
>Dumb phoneposter policing 4channel
I hate the future.