/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16133878
Pine tree don't grow everywhere dumb ass.

>You forgot to mention Buckley's cough syrup. Tastes awful and it works.

aren't they expensive?

>>16133878
Pine pollen makes you have adamantium erections

>>16133880
Not really, in season you can take them off a forest floor while competing with squirrels.

>>16133880
Not the ones Im eating.

>>16133878
Same can be said about most vegetables and seeds? This shit doesn't belong on X. Fuck pine nuts go plant based and don't be a meat eating sack of shit

>>16133884
Other vegetables and "Seeds" aren't as esoteric as pine nuts

>>16133885
You haven't mentioned in anyway how pine nutes are esoteric

>>16133886
The poster carefully hooks the lure with his counter bait then casts...

>>16133878
But they taste like an Italian nigga asshole

>>16133878
Because /x/ is a paranormal board not a nut board you absolute bafoon. And, That's not a new discovery.

I tried eating nuts for my health. Brazil nuts because of the selenium content. Also because they used to be referred to as "nigger toes". Every shit I took was blood. EVERY. They didnt digest well and would tear my anus up. Granola too.

>>16133889
>/x/ is not a nut board
have to stop you there, buddy.

>>16133889
If it's not a new discovery then why is /x/ not talking about it?

Nuts and seeds have low nutrient density compared to other foods
they are expensive
they have high amounts of antinutrients
low digestibility
filled with toxic omega 6 fat

they are a terrible food option. All the nutrients you can get in a different food that is cheaper, digests easier, has less toxins, and more nutrients per calorie

>>16133878
>Why the FUCK is /x/ not talking about pine nuts?
But do they taste good? And where do I buy them?

>>16133894
They taste sort of creamy in a nutty way. You can buy them at grocery stores

>>16133890
That’s not normal at all. You got a delicate anus.

What kind of rare pines make these nuts? All the pines around here are useless, absolutely useless

>>16133893
>calorie
I KNEW it was worth getting to the end of your post. You are a calorie counter! Your approach to nutrition is all wrong and we're not blast furnaces.

>>16133893
Your chart is wrong, a clams calcium density is higher if u includes the shell,we grind and eat the shell where i come from, mix it with water called clam milk

>>16133898
What're the proper ways to factor in nutritional needs?

>>16133890
you're not supposed to eat the shell

>>16133901
You don't eat the peanut shell? It's delicious roasted.

>>16133900
Ratios, at least. Omega 6 isn't toxic, it's necessary and needs to be in a suitable ratio with the others. Even within one Omega type, different EFAs have more selective roles in different organs like EPA, DPA, DHA, ALA can be more selective for brain, hearth and nerves respectively. Omega6 and 9 are still critical to your health

>>16133884
>t. skeleton with bad teeth, bad hair, and bad skin

Have fun looking like a ghoul

>>16133894
They taste delicious, but they're fairly expensive.

you can get the same benefits from pumpkin seeds or sunflower seeds, and they're a lot cheaper and easier to find in most places.

>>>/x/28577361
>we grind and eat the shell where I come from
Have you noticed any health issues as a result of consuming the shells?

Fuck pine mouth.
I’m never eating them again. For a good two weeks, everything was bitter and metallic, even water.

I prefer walnuts. I could eat an entire bag of these

>>16133898
post your wrist fatass

>>16133878
Good to make pestolike sauces but expensive.
Funny, in my country they are called cedar nuts.

>>16133878
>>they are good for pregnant women
This means it's high in phytoestrogens.

>>16134067
That's most definitely what's up

>>16133890
Don’t listen to the others, all nuts tear through your digestive tract

>>16134094
>DFC

>>16134135
>FC
get outta here with those cow udders

brazil nuts,pine nuts ,and pumkin seeds will all boost testosterone levels in you fat pussified little bodies eat them and learn to love them and you might amount to something.

>>16133882
>people from 4chan in the forest foraging for pine nuts
this is the most ridiculous thing I have read on this website

>>16133899
no one does this
it shows clam, not clam shell

>>16134067
I ate too much of these once it made me puke the whole day.

I bought the $20 Costco bag of pine nuts so I could make pesto for the rest of the year, but holy shit these things are so delicious. Especially if you lightly toast then, dear lord

>>16134067
>anon and his two grandmas on each side of the senpai
>one always had cookie jar goodies and candy dishes filled with sugary shit
>other had candy dishes filled with assorted nuts and fancy cracking tools
>one died before mid 60's a chain smoker
>used to believe in ghosts and orbs
>almost got institutionalized back when growing weed under her sink in 70's
>other is hitting late 80's early onset dementia
>diehard catholic and south will rise again childhood
>no drugs, could bake anything from traveling world military grandpa
Within the next 5 years I will have no grandparents left and will never have known my true grandad or family history except those know childhood memories. All thanks to the nuts :)
>this has been a literal shitpost brought to you and sponsored by

>>16133902
You can eat deep fried peanuts shell and all and they give you the most wonderful shits

>>16133878
pecan pesto is way better than the shitty pine variety

>>16133893
shut the fuck up Gwyneth

>>16134267
toasted pine nuts are the most fucking lethal snack, could eat entire kilos of the fuckers toasted n salted

>>16133882
i dont think you should go to forest and steal those nuts. they belong to squirels. We dont come to 4chan to shitpost either so leave their nuts alone

>>16134056
All that needs to be said. I'm not taking the chance.

>>16133878

>>16133899
Ew

>>16134293
This started out strong and then went to shit.
Which one was which motherfucker

>>16133890

You're not supposed to eat more than 2 of those fuckers at a time. If your ass was bleeding I wouldn't be surprised if you were eating handfuls

>>16133878
SPOOKY!

>>16133878
>nigga thinks im gonna pay for pine nuts because "muh nutrition"
Not all of us eat caviar with every meal, anon.

>>16133898
>We're not blast furnaces
We literally are.

>>16133878
I love them, but they're pretty expensive