/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16113617
I like my women like I like my coffee; brown, sweet and used to be a male

imagine drinking "coffee" from a can

I like my women like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed with coke.

>>16113849
Disgusting pedo.

I like my coffee like I like my men, large black and going down my throat.

>>16113617
what's the best canned coffee?

>>16113857
Kill yourself, faggot

I like my women like my coffee, black and bitter

>>16113865
Imagine having a gore folder in current year. You ain't shockin' anyone gramps

>>16113865
goodness gracious, somebody's a faggot without a sense of humour

>>16113617
OP confirmed for patrician taste.
>t. coffee, whiskey (not pictured), and wife are Japanese.

>>16113617
>not Mr. Boss

>>16113617
OP confirmed for patrician taste.
>t. coffee, whiskey (not pictured), and wife are Japanese.

>>16113858
There’s countless types of varying roasts, blends, sweetness/cream levels, etc.
The ‘best’ is whichever one you like the most.

>>16113858
BOSS
always BOSS

>>16113617
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

>>16113617
i wish i could get all my food and drink from vending machines like the japs

>>16113990
I know that feel bro.

A coworker told me that the 7-11 clerk mentioned I was the most polite customer they had. I was shocked, but began to pay more attention to other customers, who often didn't say a damn thing to the clerks when they bought stuff.
Anyway, every so often he started throwing something in my bag for free. Dude was fucking based. I started bringing him omiyage as repayment.
Anyway, this black coffee was the first thing he gave me.

>>16113990
Drink machines are fucking everywhere, but food vending machines aren't actually super common. Usually I see them at /outside arcades, in train stations, or at hotels. Drink machines will pop up absolutely anywhere.

I like my women like I like my coffee... imported from 3rd world countries, bitter, preferably fair trade

>>16113857
Allow me to remind you to kill yourself again, niggerloving faggot.
Don't worry, I'll be sure to post more dead shitskins.
>>16113879
>y...you ain't shocking a...anyone
Which is why you cried to hotpockets, right?
>>16113886
>i'll just play my nigger fetish off as humor
>goodness gracious
Go back to your fellow sodomites back on >>>/r/reddit, you unfunny cuckold subhuman.

>>16114153
>being so mad that you return to a thread just to reiterate how mad you are
Watch your blood pressure, friend.

>>16114153
>Which is why you cried to hotpockets, right?
I didn't report you, lol. Mods regularly lurk and post here, newfaggot.

>>16114165
>y...you're mad!
Nice deflection, niggerlover.
>>16114169
>t. came after 2008

>>16114153
>allow me to remind you to kill yourself again...
You're persistent, if uncreative, 4/10, I did reply twice. Lurk more, you'll get better.

>>16113617
i miss the 100yen cans of coffee in Japan.
They started selling BOSS and other canned coffee overseas but the cunts are trying to charge $3 or $4 for them.
Like what's the point at that stage?
The whole appeal and point of the cunts was that you could get a nice little pick-me-up of coffee for a buck's worth.

>>16114234
Suck start a shotgun, triplefaggot

>>16114235
Because liquid is heavier relative to its volume than most other foodstuffs.
So shipping fees are a bitch.
I can get a couple varieties of BOSS for about $1.75 locally, but that’s because it’s at a massive import grocer who orders tons of the stuff.

>>16114257
>Suck start a shotgun, triplefaggot

>>16113849
Based and redpilled.

>>16113879
>>16113886
>>16114153
what was the pic

>>16114433
It was just a decapitated head.

>>16113935
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

>>16114415
Nice self portrait

ive tried picrel and BOSS, the fire black has a richer "darker" flavor while the others are lighter

For me it's Koiwai Coffee Milk. Honestly it's the best.
It's so fucking good when you go to an onsen and they're cool enough to have coffee milk along with plain and choco.

>>16113935
Post wife

>>16113617
Strong, black, and in my wife

>>16114582
is that big lez? BIG FUCKING LEZ?

>>16114582
whadayatalkinabeet

>>16113856
I also downvote his comment!

I Try EVERY Japanese Coffee

https://youtu.be/5iB6zcvxK1c

Trying Japanese Black Canned Coffee
https://youtu.be/L2PnAI6CAtc

>>16113858
This shit
I can only find it in Hawaii and Guam sadly, I buy a dozen every time I stop through

BOSS

>>16114979
Wife’s arm is in the pic.
Sorry; the only other pics I have of her on my phone are either image-search identifiable, nsfw, or closeups of her feet and armpits.

>>16117228
Post feet

>>16113935
cute arm

Let me guess, you need more?

>>16118686
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

>>16113617
Still can't get Suntory The Premium Malt's in Leafland.

>>16113617
Did you make this thread because of this video? Be honest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iB6zcvxK1c

>>16117228
>or closeups of her armpits
Based. You should post them.

>>16119247
what would you consider 'satisfactory'?

>>16119282
I made the thread because I just drank it you mong

>>16120590
Just admit you didn’t even know anyone in Japan drank coffee until some zoomer retard e-celeb told you.

>>16120159
>what would you consider 'satisfactory'?
Idiots replying to the most overspammed pasta on the board, for one.

>>16120600
Nice projection, retard.

>>16120736
>clearly obvious sarcastic bant
>projection
My apologies; next time I’ll add “lol jk!”

>>16120814
This is peak autism
I bet you think you are funny at the parties
Have sex, permavirgin

>>16120600
reviewbrah told me to fuck your mom, so i did after i drank this kirin black

>>16113617
fire is the best