/ck/ - Food & Cooking

DAAAADDD CLOSE THE DOOR

>>16104525

hi! we are having steak tonight!

>>16105612
sleep tight steeler

>>16104525

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>>16105692
that's what you get for dropping the bar, faggot

MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT OF MY ROOM!

im 28 and i live in a room thats smaller than most kids bedrooms, even poor kids in south america have bigger bedrooms than me with more furniture

>>16105612
SLEEP TIGHT STEELY DAN

>>16106318
I lmao @ ur life

>>16105612
I drank two energy drinks today, will I be ok? It says only drink one per day. Am I going to die?

Dad lemme finish my workout before I meet your friends

>>16107038
post bedroom

>>16104525
> wtf how did you get in my house and who is this person you invited in??

>>16105612
steel tight sleeper

>>16107061
you've already started the chemical reaction that occurs when 2 energy drinks touch, its only a matter of time now anon...

>>16104525

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>>16105612
good thing he has that air purifier... wouldn't want to be unhealthy

>>16107580
That's how you get around dust allergies when you don't want to clean.

>>16105612
>the modern white millennial

>>16107740
Looks gen x to me.

>>16107611
I had sex with a girl who kinda looked a bit like this, similar expression too.

>>16107802
haha somehow i can see it

>>16107611

>>16107802
gj anon

>>16107802
DUUUUUH I HAD SEEEX

DURRR DID U GUYS KNOW THAT I HAD SEX??? WITH A GIRL???

GUYS GUYS I NEED TO PET YOU ONOW SOMETHING

I HAD SSSEEEEEXXXXX

MY PENIS. WENT INTO. A VAGINA.

CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE IT! I HAD SEEEEEEEEEEX!!!!!

>>16108866
this is end stadium virginity. the mere mention of sex has the virgin thinking people are bragging when its just a thing to do.

>>16108896
Have sex.

Thanks for stopping by!

>>16109041
have sex

>>16105612
literally actually me

>>16105612

You can't provide the backstory for this pic

>>16109284
why

>>16108547
Yeah me too. Weird.

>>16104558
lol

>>16108866
Based

>>16109041
>>16109138
Have sex. Both of you. Now.

>>16107580
That's a tower fan, it only pushes air.

>>16104525
Go back

>>16110744
/pol/ is the literal reddit immigrant board

>>16110753
Go back to /v/

>>16110744
This. /ck/ may have the gayest jannies of all boards ever, and the blackest, I mean they are some real nigger faggots, but /tv/ is reddit meme cancer and /v/ is tranny/coomer paradise.

>>16110525
What is this...

>>16107802
Degenerate

>>16105612
>>16107754
That poster on the left is from the Doctor Who reboot. While it may seem like gen x, it was really only popular in the long run with millennials, who eventually dropped it when it went woke/broke.

>>16110782
How do I upvote this?

>>16107611
Scoooooobbbssss....

>>16110525
I’m new and wtf is this

>>16105612
this was totally me 10 years and 100 lbs ago

>>16105612
Did he died?

>>16110916
And the entire general public in England.

>>16110525
cool rape can

>>16110782
The people controlling this board are a bunch of trannitors, tradminds, and troonerators. Clean it up janny. You'll get double your regular pay ($0)

>>16111670
Wtf is a rape can?

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>>16104525
dad, please close the door. I'm 30 years old now and I own this house. I know I told you that you could stay here when mom died, but you need to take your dementia medication or my siblings will make me put you in a home.

I love you, dad.

>>16110525
>reverse image search
>no matches

>>16110525
Anon, please explain

>>16106103
that probably took like 2 years in paint to make so i'll give you a (you)

>>16110525

Lynchian

>>16110525
what the fuck is in these bottles?

>>16112302
i didnt give you permission to film me!

>>16110525
This was from /diy/. A nazi brony had sewage back up into his tub and, instead of taking down his memorabilia or just not caring what a repairman thought, he decided to fix it himself. All of his drains went into the tub so he shit without flushing and didn't wash himself. He got so dirty that he had to shave his head. Pic is his hair along with the bloody mess he made shaving it off, with containers of piss, shit, and backed up bathtub water. Can't find the archive link but it was last month

>>16112452
Found the thread but why doesn't it archive the photos?
https://archived.moe/diy/thread/2080379/#2085683

>>16112452
Fuck, is that what happened in the end? I remember the guy with all the bottles in his bathroom, had no idea what happened after.

>>16112300
>>16112452
>nazi brony
You mean tranny nazi brony, I don't know why you tried to hide that part

>>16112631
Do you mind dumping the rest of the images? The archive doesn't seem to preserve them.

>>16112631
There was so much wrong that I literally forgot

>>16112631
>canada
that explains everything

>>16112631
>>16112452
>>16112631
I don't understand. What kind of shithole house did he live in that all his drains go into the tub? Was it a place with its own septic system (as opposed to municipal sewage)?

Also why are trannies so bad at grooming? Why not use a clipper, or scissors and a normal razor, instead of an edgy meme suicide razor? What's that can contraption? Where did they even find a safety razor blade but not the safety razor handle?

>>16112686
I also couldn't get those images to work, the one I posted was actually archived from a /qa/ thread on the same subject

>>16112726
>Was it a place with its own septic system
Exactly this. Used to live in an old house which was like this. Feces also backed up from the tub and a 1 minute fix was snaking a valve outside.

>>16112753
I would have probably rented/borrowed a wetvac and tried plunging and draino like any clog

did he even try to fix it or did he just instantly give up and start wallowing in sewage?

>>16105823
did he died?

>>16112797
He's just hanging out, relaxing his neck

>>16110525
Sweet merciful Christ.

>>16112726
>Where did they even find a safety razor blade but not the safety razor handle?
amazon bulk safety razors. i buy Shark super chrome, 100 for 12usd

>>16112452
Well, that's stupid. He only had to shit into sealed containers to put in the trash and wash with a flannel out of a bucket.

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>>16113833
>getting meme blades to cut yourself instead of any normal artists' razors, craft "x-acto" blades, or work knives
why are americans so O B S E S S E D by memes

>>16113936
yeah this. there are so many ways to work with not having functional plumbing. it's not the best but it's more doable than that. why are trannies so non-functional even in their non-tranny aspects of life??

>>16110525
>>16112452
The horrors of this place. I'm actually too disgusted to read that thread.

>>16104558
fpbp

>>16105618
and for dinner, "mud" cookies

>>16104558
fpbp

>>16105618
and for dessert, "mud" cookies

>>16110525
>>16112631
>this is the person calling you a degenerate online

>>16104525
who the fuck shows off kid's bedrooms when showing someone around their house?

>>16114239
Boomers

>>16105618
>tfw fall for the from farm to table meme

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>>16114561
what's this

>>16114750
Cum filled bathtub. 15 years worth of spunk.

>>16106118
Not my problen

>>16110735
lol

>>16114813
i don't know if you're being serious or not

>>16115436
I am. Behold: https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/62417170/#q62417170

>>16115517
the jew fears the indoor chicken farmer

>>16111652
>the entire general public in England
Nah, it's really only a subset of people who like it, mainly surface level nerds who haven't gotten into the proper stuff yet. There's literally no reason to watch Dr. Who over Babylon 5, SG1 or any of the pre-JJ Star Treks.

>>16112300
Thanks bro. I was quite happy with the result.

>>16105612
I wish I could die like that. at home, relatively painless and he was gaming
lying in a hospital bed for weeks in pointless, hopeless agony is probably the closest thing you can get to hell

>>16116270
As an ICU nurse, I completely agree with this post.

>>16107061
i knew a guy who drank a 6 pack of mother every shift he worked
he's still alive at least for now