/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16099200
wtf is plastic cheese?

>>16099200
You dip it in tomato soup, easy as.

Who cares what other people eat. Stop letting Americans live rent free in your tiny monkey brain
Also it's called a grilled cheese

>>16099200
Hey, I got a little tidbit for you. Nobody freaking cares what a 3rd world europoor thinks. That's just life. But let me BTFO you point-by-point so that everyone can see your reckoning. If you don't delete the thread out of sheer humiliation, that is.
>Shit americans eat.
The best cuisines from all over the world. No other country on Earth has the best of the best. Want the best ramen? Dim sum? Indian? Tapas? Italian? The list goes on and on. Only in America.

>A cheese toasty is a pretty good sandwich. So you can imagine my shock when Americans are allowed to cook.
The world's top chefs are American. Tough luck though, I'm sure one day your little backwater will produce a cook worth mentioning.

>Look at this image.
Looks great.

>What the fuck is the point of a cheese toasty if you fucking use plastic cheese.
You should really learn English before you try to talk about things. Sidenote - the world currently speaks English because of American global hegemony. If you are British then you'd be speaking German if it wasn't for America. How's it feel? Anyway, you should google "plastic" and start reading, because you're really confused. Unless they wrap leftovers in cheese in your little toilet corner of the world? Ah, cultural differences...

>You have everything to succseed.
You misspelled "succeed". As above, please learn English.

>Britain has literally blessed you with all the amazing cheeses.
Actually we have had cheese brought to us from all parts of Europe. Not just the best England has to offer. We also have our own world-renowned cheese production.

>Go get some nice sharp cheddar or hell even mozzerella, emental or any other cheese. It should be impossible to go wrong. HOW DO YOU FUCK IT UP THAT BAD.
>Name me one good reason americans do this.
I'm sorry, I don't think the world's culinary throne needs to listen to the ramblings of an irrelevant individual from an irrelevant country. We know what cheese to use. But thanks.

Lastly - America #1

>>16099209
Your cheese. Also known as american cheese

>>16099219
I seriously don't know why americans don't just use better cheese. Any other kind of cheese would still taste ×1000 times better.

I remember in primary school we use to have a crusty bread roll with grated chedder and tomato soup. It really banged hard. The sweat tangy soup with a really homely bread roll filled with both creamy and salty cheese. So good. In fact i will make it for myself tomorrow for lunch for nostalgia.

>>16099200
American cheese is just a washed curd cheddar with more c-gum so it melts easier you retarded limey

>>16099302
We don't waste good cheese on a grilled cheese we appreciate good cheeses usually by themselves as part of a cheese and meat platter or in a pasta depending on thr cheese

>>16099200
Because it melts. What do your grilled cheese look like?

>>16099200
they taste good you idiot

>>16099301
bong bros... how will we recover from this...

>>16099302
60% of American households don't have processed cheese product (kraft slices) anymore. That is silent generation and boomer foods the mew generations are leaving behind for the poor. It's as retarded to call that our cheese as it is to say that American cuisine is a bunch of nonsensical terrines like in the 30s

>>16099200
The english should not bitch about american food, glass houses and all that.

>>16099200
>ITT: Generalizing the 3rd most populous country in the entire world

when will this meme stop? I know its been years but it hasn't always been here. You fags aren't funny.
You're obviously American and just here to shit up a perfectly good board with you're stupid ass reddit tier memes. Fuck I hate newfag redditors.

>>16099301
Embarrassing. America speaks english because of Britian you clown. And let me tell you, Europe doesn't speak english because of america.

Also no. If i want ramen, then i want japanese ramen not american. If i want curry i'd want a nice tikka massala, interestingly not america. Tikka was actually invented in the uk and is easily one of the best curries. There's a lot of honourable mention with curries though. Japanese katsu curry is also pretty good for example.

I misstyped succseed not misspelled.

Not one justification for the sorry excuse of a cheese americans insist on using. And if we're being honest, the only food america can really claim to be their own.

>>16099200
>Britain has literally blessed you
Muhammad please. Your food is trash and so is your entire country, culture, and history. Go eat a toast sandwich and stop obsessing about your betters. Also your queen is a worthless cunt.

>>16099328
Chedder isn't that expensive, at least in the uk. Frankly if i was given a random supermarket block of cheese on a cheese platter i would be a little dissapointed. Not that the cheese wouldn't taste good though.

>>16099301
Massively cringe, never gonna read this autistic shit

>>16099404
>Muhammad please. Your food is trash and so is your entire country, culture, and history
Sincerely hope an amerishart didn't type this

>>16099200

>>16099439
calm down pedro

>>16099415
cheddar isn't expensive in the US either, I don't know what that anon was saying but the best Gr' Che' is a combination of processed and cheddar cheese, the emulsifiers help the cheddar to melt without becoming greasy

>>16099458
>cheddar isn't expensive in the US either
sure 'cheddar' isn't expensive in the US

>>16099200
>cheese toasty
Why the fuck do bongs have to name everything in the form of baby talk?

>>16099200
My parents only buy American cheese.
It's incredibly frustrating because they don't buy it because it's cheaper, they buy it because they like it.

>>16099462
I can buy import cheddar like kerrygold for like 12$ a lb, considering you use maybe an ounce on a grilled cheese, yeah its not that expensive.

>>16099466
idk why do mutts have to name everything in the form of retard speak, and dumb down the language into 'American English'

>>16099490
>I can buy import cheddar like kerrygold
HAHAHA
yea sure you can cheaply buy Irish swill explicitly designed for the low-standard amerishart market

>>16099200
ITT: Shit britbongs eat.

>>16099490
>I can buy import cheddar like kerrygold for like 12$ a lb,
Is this a brag? kerrygold is bottom of the barrel shite in Ireland and completely non-existent in the UK aka where real cheddar originated. It speaks volumes that Brits refuse to eat it but Americans love that shit like its 'fancy' authentic cheese or butter

>>16099359
Last one i made had cheddar and a brand of smoked german cheese. Tbf the german cheese didn't melt that well but i really liked the flavour.

My problem with american cheese is it doesn't just melt. it liquifies. I don't want a cheese sauce sandwich. Prefrably i'd want something soft and stringy that still has some resistance.

>>16099512
Yes bongs invented sandwiches whats your point

>>16099529
truly seething. Kerrygold tastes fine, whatever you need to feel superior about your stupid cheese. I can buy imported English cheese but why should I when Kerrygold is both flavorful and cheap enough to make it reasonable? You sound seriously upset by how cheap and easy we have it across the Atlantic.

>>16099495
I think the people who founded america all had autism. All i'm saying is that it's kind of suspicious that americans pronounces all their consonants. It's like they couldn't follow the nuance of the language.

>>16099507
>He can't stand how superior the US is compared to his shithole island
You know we don't think about you at all?

>>16099544
>bread between two slices of bread
>brilliant innovation

go see a dentist bong

>>16099557
>You sound seriously upset by how cheap and easy we have it across the Atlantic.
Simple google will prove this wrong, at least regarding good quality raw foods of equal production standards
Also for what it's worth, kerrygold cheddar taste likes cheap crap, at least to my 'superior, seething' British palate

>>16099544
>thinks 18th century legend is concurrent to reality
You know humans have been eating things between bread since pre-history, right?

>>16099578
have fun eating ur burgers, hot dogs and 'hoagies' amerishart

>>16099586
>You know humans have been eating things between bread since pre-history, right?
>t. retard

>>16099582
>He thinks internet bullshit is reality
I can literally drive 15 minutes to my local farmers market and buy more, varied produce than you've ever seen on your pathetic rock island. Bongland is a hellhole entirely reliant on imports to have anything other than cheddar and garbage, but keep seething.

>>16099599
>He doesn't know bread is one of the most ancient foods on this planet, grains being the first cultivated plant far surpassing anything else.
You're not even British, are you? You're just a sad LARPing faggot

>>16099603
>>He thinks internet bullshit is reality
>I can literally drive 15 minutes to my local farmers market and buy more, varied produce than you've ever seen on your pathetic rock island.
lmao the irony
I really doubt you've ever visited here if that what you think. Normal groceries in the UK are sold as 'fancy, organic wholefoods' at hipster shops in the US for laughably inflated prices
And let's not even start on you food/farming standards
Does it hurt knowing that allowing 'American food standards' in a US-UK food deal is universally hated and essentially political suicide?

>>16099589
>says the one cramming only carbs into their fat asses

i know your economy is shit but at least try to have one than more food on your platter when you chow down

Every cheese is unique and should be experienced, including so called "low quality" cheeses. While you may prefer other cheeses, they can always be your next meal. I like about 2/3 of my dietary calories to come from my favorite cheeses while the other 1/3 comes from other experimental cheeses and things like bread and cured meats.

>>16099611
Why are they called sandwiches?

>>16099635
>googles UK vs US obesity rates and food related disease

>>16099633
imported british foods are sold at my cheap supermarket. You do understand you live in the most obese country in Europe right? Cope harder. You're even trying to apply federal farming standards to my local, small farms. We literally don't think about you at all, why are you so obsessed with the US?

>>16099635
>i know your economy is shit but at least try to have one than more food on your platter when you chow down
Outside of shitty tiny villages, the western world is basically globalised in terms of cuisine, and it really comes down to food standards and access to quality ingredients. US unfortunately lags in these regards as it chases down maximised profits and minimised costs and regulations

>>16099653
>googles UK vs US income per capita

>converts bongs to USD

I know you live on basically pennies but you can afford more than bread anon, I believe in you :)

>>16099655
>You do understand you live in the most obese country in Europe right?
You use this as an insult whilst ignoring the sizeable lead the US has in obesity

>>16099653
>Googles UK vs US population and realizes the UK has less people than 2 states out of 50 in the US

>>16099655
>We literally don't think about you at all, why are you so obsessed with the US?
He says in yet another seething response
The lack of self awareness is incredible, especially considering the context of that quote from Mad Men

>>16099668
>>Googles UK vs US population and realizes the UK has less people than 2 states out of 50 in the US

>>16099665
>>googles UK vs US income per capita
>>converts bongs to USD
My bad I thought we were talking about food not economy, thought this was /ck/ not /biz/

>>16099403
>Embarrassing. America speaks english because of Britian you clown
Enjoy your "technicality". But the language would have long-since been irrelevant without America's world hegemony (which England has never and will never have).
>And let me tell you, Europe doesn't speak english because of america.
Yes, they do. It's only relevant because of American domination. They learn the American dialect, not the British. Besides, all of Europe would have been speaking German without America, so it's a moot point. America owns the English language.
> If i want ramen, then i want japanese ramen not american
The best Japanese ramen cooks come to America. They don't come anywhere else.
> If i want curry i'd want a nice tikka massala, interestingly not america.
The best Indian cooks come to America. Sure some come to Britain but then again so does half the population of India. Enjoy your other "technicality".
>Not one justification for the sorry excuse of a cheese americans insist on using. And if we're being honest, the only food america can really claim to be their own.
We don't have to claim anything. The world has brought its best to America. We have everything. Even the best British cooks (Gordon Ramsay, Anthony Bourdain) live(d) in America - they are now ours.

>plastic cheese
shut up fa-...
>For the record i love plastic cheese (on my burgers)
double shut the fuck up, faggot

we do it because it tastes good and it melts better than cheese that doesn't contain melting salts. Which, by the way, is the only difference between pasteurized process cheese and cheese by legal definition. You cannot call cheese "cheese" unless it conforms to what's defined by US law which is: milk, enzymes, salt, vegetables (optional, like for pepper jack)

>>16099671
>>16099674
This has to be bait

>>16099673
What self awareness do I need to have? I'm 6', 165 lbs, muscular and live a simpler, easier life than you'll ever have in your tiny shithole island of a country while you desperately hope to have as good as a life as your western superiors. Eurofags are pathetic in their infinite cope.

>>16099403
>I misstyped succseed not misspelled.
Not buying that explanation, Nigel. If it's "mistyped" then why did you spell it phonetically?

>>16099679
bong education, let me explain it very slowly for you

income directly correlates to demand to higher levels of food like fresh produce, meats and seafood among other items

low income correlates to people sucking down as high calorie low nutrient foods as possible, ie bread and things containing animal blood, also the shit teeth you have

>>16099538
>. I don't want a cheese sauce sandwich. Prefrably i'd want something soft and stringy that still has some resistance.
Then do a 50/50 mix of kraft single and cheddar you braindead, tea chugger.

>>16099681
>America's world hegemony (which England has never and will never have).
Yea not like Britain had the largest empire in history or anything, it's clearly played such a tiny role in the shaping of the modern world
>Besides, all of Europe would have been speaking German without America,
Germany failed to invade Britain, and then got btfo by Russia. Nice mutt education you got there
also
>America would be speaking Navajo if not for Britain
Show some respect for your ancestors pal

>>16099301
Imagine what a person who would write this must look like.

>>16099685
>What self awareness do I need to have? I'm 6', 165 lbs, muscular and live a simpler
Lmao well I'm taller than you for one, imagine thinking 6 foot is something to boast about.
>post wrists you faggot

>>16099708
considering how inbred the average bongland "human" looks, probably better than you

>>16099708
>Imagine what a person who would write this must look like.
Cope, Nigel

>>16099693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMaW6TamNAc
How do you explain the ingredients disparity?

>>16099708
morbidly obese mutt, just like the meme

>>16099713
The important part of it is the height to weight ratio but considering bongland education, I understand how you didn't get that
seethe more

>>16099724
>bingo bango bongos pay more for less food when it comes to mcdonald's
OH NO NO NONO

>>16099715
>considering how inbred the average bongland "human" looks, probably better than you
So what happens when you take a small, extra religious sample of that population so the genes are even more concentrated and inbred and then mix it with blacks and native americans?

>>16099735
>The important part of it is the height to weight ratio
Manlets...
Also
>that hand
AHAHAHAHA
idk whats worse the fact you were actually insecure enough to post it or how pale, skelly and incel looking it looks. You ever been outside or done anything that doesn't involve an xbox controller or keyboard?

>>16099705
>not like Britain had the largest empire in history or anything,
Yeah, in places like Africa and India... who cares? We have bases there too. We also have bases all over Europe - you never have and never will.
>it's clearly played such a tiny role in the shaping of the modern world
Well, I never claimed that. Just that your relevance is long in the past.
>Germany failed to invade Britain
Because America came to your country, helped you swim across your own channel to go fight them and just did all the fighting for you anyway. Sorry, that's history, you can't argue with it.
>America would be speaking Navajo if not for Britain
>Show some respect for your ancestors pal
That's true! The BEST British people came to start America. We get the BEST of the whole world.
>>16099708
6'5 blond blue eyed Dutch/German ancestry. White Americans mog little eurolets beyond belief.
>>16099738
Nice try but half of Europe moved to America after they saw how awesome in was and how shitty Europe was.

>>16099736
nice cope
So - the ingredients?

>>16099743
I'm a horticulturalist and I have a girlfriend, but whatever you need to believe to cope euroshit
Sorry its difficult for you to understand conceptually freckles and the fact that my melanin is concentrated in specific points, I'd think you'd understand that a lot more considering you're a britbong but clearly you're some browny import aren't you?

>>16099744
>Yeah, in places like Africa and India... who cares? We have bases there too. We also have bases all over Europe - you never have and never will.
Are you trolling? The UK has invaded and had bases in literally every country the US has. The US is literally an ex UK colony, as are all the English speaking countries in the world. Your lack of historical awareness is astounding but not surprising considering the quality of the US education system

>>16099200
>Be British
>Wake up in the morning
>Jolly good sleep that was, if I was in America I'd be up at 4, don't they ever sleep? Can't be good for the ol' noggin.
>Eat beans on toast for breakfast
>To the nines this brekkie is, of course if I was American I'd be eating eggs. Don't like they like beans and toast?
>Walk to work and admire the old buildings
>These buildings are old and beautiful, sure it costs a fortune to keep them from crumbling apart, but at least they aren't made of wood like in America
>Work for 5 hours
>Blimey, I'm a knackered, that was quite the exercise. Strange how Americans work like slaves yet they're so fat.
>Go to the pub to have an ale and a chat with the lads
>Ahh the old pub, I think I'll sit where Sir Beinsontost was hanged, quaff some ale and have a chat with the lads. Americans would just go to the bar, drink piss water beer and watch handegg. What strange people they are.
>Walk back home and do what all British people do: watch documentaries about how shitty the rest of the world is
>A documentary about what Americans eat? Suppose I'll have a look.
>"In America, it's common for people to use American cheese in their grilled cheese sandwiches"
>Bloody hell that's hilariously cringy! I should tell someone about this, but who? Where?
>The lads at the pub? Nah.
>Talk to me mum about it? Oh wait a minute she died of beheading by brown immigrants
>An American forum where patriots come together to talk about how great America is? No, not good either.
>Oh smashing! I got it!
>I'll make a new fucking thread on /ck/!

>>16099724
>oil, salt, potatoes
vs
>oil, salt, potatoes, food coloring
oh no ameribros we got too cocky /s

For the big mac it's simply a difference of labeling laws. US ingredient lists go into more detail than bong ingredient lists. For fuck's sake the soyboy in the video puts on glasses to read "xantham gum" (which appears in the UK ingredient list) and reads "distilled vinegar" twice because it's used as an ingredient in two separate components of the Big mac (in the pickle and in the mayonnaise).

>>16099744
>Nice try but half of Europe moved to America after they saw how awesome in was and how shitty Europe was.
Damn you're right there was way more population exchange in the new country on the other side of the planet than there ever was in the UK and its neighbours a few days travel away

>>16099744
I've never seen so much cope in one post before

>>16099200
british "cuisine"

>>16099751
>The UK has invaded and had bases in literally every country the US has.
But that's incorrect. UK never had bases in Poland or Japan. That's just off the top of my head.
>The US is literally an ex UK colony,
Wrong, a small part of the US. We took your colony and made it much bigger and better. That's our specialty, you know.
>as are all the English speaking countries in the world
They'd all be speaking German if it wasn't for America though, including you. So moot point. America owns the English language.
> Your lack of historical awareness is astounding but not surprising considering the quality of the US education system
Your people come to America to go to our Ivy League schools. And even our shitty state schools. Don't make me laugh.
>>16099758
Yep, it's true.
>>16099760
Agreed, OP is a mess.

>>16099750
>horticulturalist
hahahahah
Whats your actual job description lmao
>I have a girlfriend
trannies don't count
Why your hands look so feminine?

>>16099743
Also...
>He calls me skelly
you must be fat, aren't you anon? Thats how a normal hand looks, I'm not even that skinny.
> T. pudgy disgusting anglo inbred incel who can't stand a real, proper American man

>>16099753
tldr

>>16099772
I grow plants outside incel, what does that word mean to you? My hand looks feminine because girls are less likely to be obese like you, faggot. You couldn't be coping harder right now.

>>16099683
It just tastes boring. It's kind of creamy and that's about it, in terms of flavour. No funk or savouriness. Just bland slice of empty calorie with a processed aftertaste.

The reason it works well on burgers is the sweat tanginess of tomato sauce and salty beefiness of the burger contrast the cheese, so you kind of want it to taste bland. In bread though? Where's the contrast?

>>16099698
Then again, why would i put american cheese anywhere near my sandwich.

>>16099785
because the emulsifying salts help other cheeses melt. You can't be this stupid, can you?

>>16099785
>my problem with american cheese is XXX
>ok then do this
>no because ewww american cheese yucky
Keep moving the goalposts you rotted tooth abomination.

>>16099766
>But that's incorrect. UK never had bases in Poland or Japan. That's just off the top of my head.
Yet again, outed as a retard. The UK has invaded/held military bases in Japan. UK also had military bases in occupied Poland during WW2.

>>16099766
>They'd all be speaking German if it wasn't for America though, including you. So moot point. America owns the English language.
This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen on this site
At what point was the UK losing and at risk of being overrun? At what point did the US save Europe and not Russia?

>>16099780
Not only am I taller, in better shape and less enraged than you, I'm also not getting cucked by a literal tranny. My hands also look like a normal working mans hands should and not incels claws that tend little pots in a greenhouse

>>16099753
>Be European
>Spend all day thinking about Americans

Sounds right.

>>16099800
>he angrily types, so the European will see it

>>16099735
>he actually posted it
Now do shoe on head

>>16099799
To believe I'm enraged is far beyond any eurofag cope, I feel bad for you. If any of that is true why don't you post your wrist? oh thats right, you're an inbred disgusting Briton. You know I move entire tree's and hundred gallon pots right? You look like a greaselord and I know you do.

>>16099813
>If any of that is true why don't you post your wrist? oh thats right, you're an inbred disgusting Briton. You know I move entire tree's and hundred gallon pots right? You look like a greaselord and I know you do.
Weighing up whether to stoop to your level but make you look like the shamelessly cringe goblin dwarf you are or just be the better person and not stoop to such levels of insecurity

>>16099200
>A cheese toasty
….Its called grilled cheese you invalid sub-creature.

>>16099813
>I feel bad for you.
I don't think about you at all, heh

>>16099827
whatever you say, obeseoid
cope harder

>>16099793
>The UK has invaded/held military bases in Japan.
The only bases UK had in Japan was when America nuked their ass in WW2 and let you have a base in there! LOL
>UK also had military bases in occupied Poland during WW2.
No you didn't LOL. Polish people had a base in Britain from where they fought WW2. Literally the other way around.

>>16099838
Cope more you sickly herbalist
The scar tissue on the knuckle is from jawing limp wristed faggots like yourself

>>16099842
>The only bases UK had in Japan was when America nuked their ass in WW2 and let you have a base in there! LOL
You know that stuff happened before WW2 right?

>>16099852
You're clearly overweight bongfag, I'm sorry your shithole country can't supply with proper nutrients but its not my problem. I literally lied to you, I'm 195 pounds and look skinner than you. How much more muscle is that? If you're taller than me than you're pathetically thin, but also somehow skinnyfat. Just face it, we're superior genetics across the pond. You probably don't even cook do you faggot?

>>16099858
>You're clearly overweight bongfag
By amerishart standards I'm pretty much anorexic

>>16099861
I'm fucking almost 200lbs and I look skinner than you, how much harder can you seethe? your bongland inbred are fucked. Literally you should end your life sooner than later, it would be better for all of the world. Bongland is worse than china.

>>16099753
no one eats bean on toast for breakfast and of course plenty of people eat eggs for breakfast. Have you never heard of a full english? Today I made an omeltte folded into a square put in on some nice toast with bacon and brown sauce. It was pretty good.

Honestly i made this post because i'm tired of hearing americans hype up grilled cheeses as if they're the best food america has to offer. Yet 90% of the time they use just american cheese.

I've made plenty of cheese sandwiches in my time. I can guarantee that using american cheese would be a waste. Like cooking a steak well done. A well done steak can be good but there's no way it can be amazing. I think american cheese is honestly the last type of cheese i'd use. And even then i'd still prefer to eat it cold with non melted cheese over the bland processed american cheese.

tldr; stop pretending grilled cheeses are that good or stop using platic cheese.

>>16099858
>You're clearly overweight bongfag, I'm sorry your shithole country can't supply with proper nutrients but its not my problem. I literally lied to you, I'm 195 pounds and look skinner than you. How much more muscle is that? If you're taller than me than you're pathetically thin, but also somehow skinnyfat. Just face it, we're superior genetics across the pond. You probably don't even cook do you faggot?
Damn you're getting pretty frantic and confused here. So you weigh less than me and are shorter and skinnier than me.. but have better nutrition? Even though I'm clearly not overweight? I'm 6'2, weigh 15 stone and work out semi-daily. Tell me more about your superior genetics goblin boy

>>16099870
>I'm fucking almost 200lbs and I look skinner than you, how much harder can you seethe? your bongland inbred are fucked. Literally you should end your life sooner than later, it would be better for all of the world. Bongland is worse than china.
Of course you look skinnier, you're a limp wristed faggot. it's hilarious how much you've been btfo out here and how much that wrist pic has mogged you

>>16099886
Whatever you need to cope, chubbed up bonglander seether. The reality is you're pathetic, disgusting and the joke of all of Europe. No one respects you.

>>16099893
Perhaps, but you'll always be our bloated, obese, rejected vassal state that lacks any class or culture. That's how we, and the rest of the world perceives you

>>16099899
wow I'm so concerned about how eurofags think about the US, you know we literally don't ever think about you at all? Hard nut to swallow I know, but I hope you'll get over it eventually.

>>16099893
>shorter
>skinnier
>weaker
>lighter
>thinner wrists
>more feminine hands
>paler
>more insecure
>more enraged
>American
ohhh sayy can you seeee

>>16099905
>wow I'm so concerned about how eurofags think about the US, you know we literally don't ever think about you at all?
Strange that you've been wasting so much of your time and energy responding to me and posting pictures of your wrist to prove how little you care tho

>>16099200
Sandwich looks pretty good. Don't know why you're so upset over it.

>>16099855
>Couldn't even invade Congo or Sweden
Holy shit bongs are truly embarrassing

>>16099855
Classic Euro response
>get confronted with their global irrelevance
>w-well we USED to be important....

>>16099905
>we literally can’t think at all

>>16099918
Because it tastes like bland plastic and has the consistancy of soup.

>>16099899
you literally saw my wrist retard, do you really thin I'm bloated and obese? you're pathetically sad, you literally couldn't cope more if you tried.

>>16099930
China has already made you irrelevant don't kid yourself

>>16099916
literally no time and no energy, its one post on a board that I'm responding to dozens of posts legitimately, its not my fault you can't deal with reality, britain is a shithole deal with it

>>16099933
>thin I'm bloated and obese?
No your country is, you're just a weak malnourished outlier. Clearly you are thin, short and weak - nothing to be proud of. I refer you back to the scar tissue on my knuckle and your glass jaw

>>16099939
get a life amerishart stop worrying about what euros think about you so much, you DO have real culture and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

get a room already

>>16099200
These are the people talking shit about grilled cheese

>>16099945
I'm literally neither thin, short, nor weak. I'm 6', 195 lbs and work a laborious job, but really whatever makes you feel more cope, you can say "muh weight" as much as you want, but england is no less of a shithole as the US, and I'm in no less of a position than you are, its not my fault you can't understand the juxtaposition between the two.
The US and UK are no less shitty than either of their bottom tier garbage. And considering the fact of how chub you are from that picture, clearly England has no concept of healthy food compared to us. Thats just obvious. Why would you look less healthy than me when you claim you're both "taller" and "healthier" than I am? The reality is, britbongs are inbred shitheads who have no concept of what health or reality is, because they're shitty island country has no perspective beyond deep-fried american bullshit and over-eating. But, seethe more.

British "people" are ugly and fat I think that's pretty cool actually

>>16099403
and the world speaks AMERICAN because of AMERICA you 14/16-bangladeshi gremlin

>>16099973
>that wall of text
You lost as soon as you made this post
Have fun over there insecure mart sharter

>>16099633
>>16099582
>superiour seething British palate
This is a McDonald's in the UK

>>16100010
Looks way more white than a US McDonald’s nice own goal

>>16100010
>superiour
Superiour eduction

>>16099738
Apparently you create the greatest people the earth has ever known

>>16099705
France had the largest empire in the world in fact the majority of the world speaks French as at least one language as a testimony to this fact

This thread is an embarrassment

>>16100028
>McDonald's in England's capital

>>16099995
he literally is so mentally desrtoyed that he can't even handle a "short, normal" explaination of how food is created

>>16099995
England is so much more of a Israelite follower
than any American establishment is

How many times has significant other been raped by them subhuman people that you hold so highly?
oh, thats right, less than anything you can comprehend because bongland education is so fucked you can't even understand how "real" "normal" humans consume food.

How is /ck/ even more obsessed with America than /int/? Every thread someone mentions America for literally no reason. Shit is weird.

>>16099995
>literally seething
I'll be glad when all you bong posters die of heart disease, disgusting sub-human bullshit is all you can come up with.

>>16099200
>Britain has literally blessed you with all the amazing cheeses.
Colby wins

weather the jannies like it or not, a real bump for a real thread thats far beyond the garbage bullshit that most "/ck/" posters every bother to post

>americans americans americans americans americans americans

Reminder that the average citizen of the UK has purchasing power parity below the average citizen of Mississippi.

That's right, they're poorer than the poorest Americans. They can't buy anything with their money. LOL

>>16100159
whatever makes you feel normal, sad pieces of reality. Even the people who maybe think about you don't think about you at all.
Pathetic, Don't you think?

>>16099301
absolutely based. america #1

>>16100163
what?

btw i can get more and better cheeses than you, by far. you have extremely poor selection of food while we have overwhelmingly the most diverse selection in the world

ps i bought 2 pies from a british pot pie shop today. your minds blown i know. got my violet crumble too. read it and weep poor person.

>>16100175
> literally thinks he's better than a country of 300 million people
Its pathetic how much you think anyone gives a shit about you or you opinions.
It's obvious to all of us that you will die from the selections of "pie" that you make within your country.

>>16100194
ok but what does that have to do with you having absolutely no purchasing power? because thats what we're talking about

i love to laugh at that shit about you guys, and how you eat horse and argue that its ok

>>16100201
literally it has nothing to do with purchasing power because I choose to purchase thing based off of actual value rather than your pathetic food value matric. You people are less than human and its only a good thing that we pretend you're opinion never even existed.

>>16099301
Damn.

>>1600212 that even, more so than me, is me that responded to you, and it's absolutely pathetic, that you would consider a normal, western human to not feel and exist the same way. It's, beyond a shadow of a doubt, how fucked you have been by modern reality based off of the bullshit that you have been "convinced" is reality, could be in any way related to the bullshit understanding that reality actually is not.

>>16099200
Imagine caring this much about a sandwich that is literally food for picky children. The only time I make grilled cheese is when the kids in my family don't want what the adults are eating. Why in the fuck would I waste money on good cheese for a fucking grilled sandwich when I can afford a steak, lobster, or both? I can eat the shit in pic related three times a week if I wanted.

>>16100279
Beyond Based.

>>16099301
No the best ramen cooks aren't American.
The only American chef that is great in the modern day is Thomas Keller.
Most everyone else is shit.

>>16099403
Total retard

>>16099200
if at first you don't succseed keep on succin' till you do succ seed!

>>16099301
based as fuck

>>16099200
>cheese toasty
infantile