/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16095533
Something Chinese probably

>>16095533
Chili

>>16095533
She's trans if it matters btw

>>16095539
This, try to impress her making some Chinese food, idk, fried rice or some dumplings

Turkish food

>>16095533
Chinese have no place to talk about how our food is boring slop. Look at these webms (Jannies please don't ban me again I'm trying to illustrate how subhuman these people are and how out of line OP's g/f is)

>>16095590

>>16095533
Just put massive amounts of msg in western dishes.

>>16095533
Something that is not slop? Doesn't have to be anything elegant. I'm thinking something simple like steak and chips or grilled meat in general. Lemon sorbet with wafers for dessert.

>>16095592

>>16095592
>>16095604
More /pol/ webm's bros, let's fucking hound these subhumans off this board!!!!
GIVE 'EM HELL, BOYS!!

>Oh boy, oily chicken and peppers on top of rice drenched in chili crisp for dinner again, babe?

>>16095607
Has anyone else here been to China? I have. The "pol memes" are no joke. There are so many people over there they eat whatever they can get their hands on. You are only exposed to american chinese food which is basically different sauces or rices/veggies with chicken. Over in China they eat everything, even if it tastes like shit. I ate deep fried grasshoppers when I was there. Felt sick. Covid I think came from a lab but those wet market propoganda videos are no joke. They'll just take a frog and eat it raw. They don't have the privilege of a a taste pallet or any of that shit. They eat to survive.

Anons g/f is an americanized chinese. He should make that distinction, because if she is being a dick about 'western food being boring slop' she isn't a true chinese woman. She is a privleged idiot who got out of that shithole commie haven.

Anyways I would have her try mexican food. Americanized mexican food is absolutely delicious. Spicy but not too strong. Everyone likes bread meat cheese and rice.

>>16095533
Give her traditional sushi, I hear the Japanese like it a lot

>>16095533
Your pet, and make sure it's still alive when you put it in her plate

>>16095533
Dog, make sure to torture it in the most inhumane way and record it since those insects love seeing poor animals get mauled to death and make sure the final product still looks like a dog as they love that even more

>>16095629
>>16095634
Kek this. Asians are simply subhuman. They are worthless insects. You shouldn't have her as a girlfriend, creating a subhuman child without an inner life

>>16095533
tell that bitch to make you a jim shoe sammich. the nerve of some women

Cook her a poorly disguised pol thread.

>>16095533
Deep fry a cat for the slant eyed subhuman creature

>>16095681
they are subhumans compared to you and me

>>16095533
I live in China
All Chinese food is oily slop with bones in it

>>16095697
they are insects, nothing like you or me with a rich inner life and deep thoughts

>>16095604
I guarantee they eat like a fifth of it and just throw out the rest.

>>16095612
sounds delicious

>>16095702
I'm sorry hapa, don't worry your mother is westernized so you're all clear

>>16095723
They are simply worthless, a rock is more self-conscious than Asian gooks. Keep redpilling, keep the webms coming if you got more.

>>16095729
I believe the breed you're looking at is in fact the chink, not the gook.

man i wish all poltard npcs would just die
>reee dilate seething tranny u mad
dont bother replying, wont read

>>16095736
They're all the same. Nothing more than insects

>>16095740
back to plebbit. We're proud to be racists here. Anyone who is different from us is subhuman

>>16095533
Make some egg fried rice and don't skimp on the chilli jam.

>>16095745
didnt read, thanks for the you though

>>16095533
serve up the sloppa
beef stew would be good

>>16095604
>>16095723
fortheswarm.jpg

>>16095533
Nice steamy bat soup with a side of virgin boy eggs
Procuring some ingredients might be... difficult

>>16095621
There's nothing exotic about fried grasshoppers. Don't bait me, asshole.

>>16095621
while it's obvious you've never been too china
>They eat to survive.
is proof of that
the richest chinks that live in shopping malls choose to eat that and pay top rmb for it.
you'ven never been to the poor areas or the wet markets because they call the cops on foreigners and they fuck you with big time.
unless you're a chink urself.

>>16095886
What I remember as chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

>turtle/shark fin soup
>fried chicken feet
>pig uterus noodles
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
>unidentifed fish balls on a stick
>boiled dog meat
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese.

>>16096794
can't beleive it took this long to be posted

>>16095592
this is her dinner. but if you think that's bad you've never heard of milk dogs

>>16095533
bat dogs

>>16096794
Why doesn’t 90% of china just an hero if they have to live in these ungodly conditions

>>16096820
because they dont have souls. also because they put nets under the windows

>>16095533
Stop dating Asian bro they have no soul.
Just let those soulless creatures breed between themselves bro
Don't contaminate your supreme America heritage with gook gene

>>16095533
sloppy joes

>>16096939
>your supreme America heritage

McDonald's. Family size

> Today we are going to make three lucky dragon 汤
>Wok
> Good and hot
>You only need the Saturn AL-31FM2 engine of Chengdu J-20 to properly heat it
>gutter oil
>Stallions
>Ginger
Uh uh
delicious
>Dog...in
>Don't forget the five-star fan
> Then bring the meat to a boil
>soya bean sauce
>With rice

>>16097342
You forgot being funny.

>>16095886
This is peak ESL, chang.

>>16096939

>>16095558
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

I can make a funny to- watch this:

Do americans really?

>>16095533
Bat soup

>>16096794
based

>>16095592
>throw seeds to birds in a public park in order to catch and eat them after suffocating them to death in a plastic grocery bag
It really is diabolical and only something that a soulless bug person could be capable of.

Sucks to be you, OP.
My Japanese fiancée thinks western food is delicious as fuck. We take turns cooking. Shit is cash.

>>16095607
Even SEA has Chinese fatigue

>>16095533
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-57070814

Probably something not endangered.

>>16096794
>pig uterus noodles
Excuse me, but why the fuck is no-one talking about that part?

kimchi stir fry
ima make it tomorrow first time

>>16095533
Nothing. She should be cooking for you, you useful idiot.

cook her a nice hot bowl of chilly.

>>16095533
>what should I cook to impress her?

Nothing, tell her to get in the kitchen or on her back.

>>16095533
Don't. That slant retard isn't worth the effort.

>>16095697
My parents said the same thing after their trip to China
t.SEA

>>16099194
because when you've heard about ground up human fetus pills in the chinese black market it's not shocking

>>16095533
your mom's recipes

>>16095592
What the fu... she catches the bird likes it's nothing. I can't even swat a fly properly.

>>16097108
Ew this picture just makes me feel weird

>>16099629
You know... I'll never understand how these people get together. Uglies settling for uglies? Or is it booze? It's gotta be booze right?

What's with all the anti-Chinese sediment in this thread?

>>16099659
>sediment
sediment is dirt at the bottom of a water tank. were you home schooled or something?

>>16099652
Guess the uglies can stick together, that part ain't too bad. The weird apple fetish thing is just plain weird, I like my iPhone but you'll never see me pose the family with all our apple products, they probably have a steve jobs shrine in the basement.

>>16099676
Whoops, I mistook the spelling of one word for another. It's not the end of the world, is it?

>>16099686
I dunno, I'm hearing a bunch of trumpets right now and there's four faggots on horses riding around being dickbags. Might just be me.

Pork-buns dimsum Korean-bbq and hot pot

>>16099680
>The weird apple fetish thing is just plain weird
Pretty common desu. Most families pick a brand and side with it. Same reason some houses only drink pepsi while others drink coke. Humans are weird, water is wet, sky is blue, news at 6.

>>16099714
I guess it happens but the fact that they posed proudly with their products is just strange.

>>16095533
try something mexican. they're shit is equal

>>16095867
>being this retarded on purpose or just because you live where people eat grasshoppers.
lmao at ur life

>>16095533
Souvlaki

Beef Wellington

>>16099576
its the shao lin kung fu

>>16095565
Based

White man cock

>>16095533
Plain slimey oatmeal

>>16095592
Reminds me of that one gif where the nigger throws nets to catch pigeons in the city. People really be out there doing that shit huh. Is it worth it? I mean, how much meat can be on that bird or a pigeon?

>>16095533
>giving a shit about women

>>16096820
ones only choice on this planet is to produce offspring or die hoping it's not really the end. Doesnt matter how much your life sucks, you always hope for a brighter future for your kids. you have no choice but to try to survive and when you're done with that you secure your genes future on this planet by having kids.
That's a big reason why we are such slaves as a species. I assume it's this way with all life otherwise it would all go extinct. that is why we must fight for the rights of all life. stop the suffering. stop capitalism, stop party democracy. We are all exploited and we are all forced to be fine with it. Money is a system that's grown more powerful than any force on earth, even mankind's compassion has been overshadowed and decimated by this terrible concept

>>16095533
A knuckle sandwich

>>16095743
Gooks are pretty chill. Dunno what you’re talking about. One of the best quality of life in the world as well as one of the longest living populations.

Stagnating population at that, but that’s just because jap men are fucking autistic and jap women are either entirely career focused, retarded, or gaijin hunters.

Korea is also pretty nice. Apart from that I can agree that most of SEA is a shithole. Especially India. Good cuisine tho

>>16100572

>>16100640
It's difficult communicating with someone who has a rudimentary grasp of english, Deng. How many years of shitposting do you have left before they'll let you see your wife and kid again?

>>16095533
post photos of your gf naked

>>16095533
All chinese food is sloppa

>>16100878
It's not edgy or controversial to hate women. It has been the standard attitude throughout human history. They blame patriarchy, but it's just human nature.

>>16100967
Hows it feel to be as wrong as you are right now?

>>16095629
>>16095634
>>16095642
yikes, how much pol have you been huffing ck? you know that stuff isn't good for you right?

>>16100971
looks like sloppa to me

>>16100983
are you blind old man?

>>16095533
some real fucking food rather than American grease pills

>>16095592
medieval peasants catapulted into the modern age, where they have even fly around the world...
I wonder how quickly/long it will take to go away with new generations considering what seems to be a big part of our future

>>16095533
why my penis wenis of course!
on a more serious note you should really try cooking with human meat anon, show her something special

>>16095592
>>16095604
>>16095621
>>16096794
>>16101000
>>16101530
I got a warning from the dumbass jannies for posting 'racism' outside of /b/. Its not racist to say chinese are savage humans who eat everything including mice and pig noses and all that other nasty shit. its a fact. Facts don't care about your feelings jannies.

t. ben shapiro

>>16101530
hmmm dericious exotic yerrow cuisine!! ~

>>16101530
>food
ok
>cosmetics
ok
>traditional ancient chinese medicine
fucking DUMB
If it worked it would just be called medicine you stupid yellow fucks

>>16095533
She's not wrong. Domestic dishes in the western world normally cook and mash their food into a slop to shovel it in as fast as possible and what they can't mash into a slop they douse in slop to add the flavor they don't know how to cook in from the start.

>>16095533
chicken feet and scorpions

>>16095533
>chinese
Probably dog blowtorched alive and then served in a soup of gutter oil. Make sure you run her over afterwards with your car and harvest her organs for the true Chinese experience.

>>16095607
>10 points have been added to your social credit score

>>16101963
Very funny and original.

>>16101643
snout is delicious tho. in fact most parts of the pork is.

>>16095533
a burger

>>16095533
for me, 2 things i cooked that worked really well are risotto and a tomato sauce pasta. if you make a decent risotto, it'll look pretty basic but the flavour will be really rich, it's a new experience for someone who isn't used to that kind of thing. tomato pasta works for the same reason. in terms of american food- there isn't much "interesting stuff" outside of BBQ.

or you could just cook asian food. yang chow fried rice + any main will impress her probably.

>>16095621
>Mexican food
>bread

>>16100570
you'd be surprised about pigeons. They are very widely eaten, only when they are eaten they are called 'squab' I would never eat filthy nigger city pigeons however.

>>16095533
Feed her a bullet bug fucker

>>16102680
Cajun and all of the border states takes on mexican food. are exciting and new for a china

>>16097362
>wok
>good and hot
I thought that was pretty funny.

>>16095794
I reckon most people on ck have pretty easy access to virgin male urine. I see what you mean about the bats though

>>16099652
you never know, weird mixture of genetics and you sometimes get a semi-attractive offspring from an ugly couple.

>>16099652
Dating someone in your own league isn't "settling," chud.

>>16095565
Sloppa wif da Deenz

>>16103164
Keep telling yourself that uggo.