/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Why? Are you stealing from them or something?

>>16092962
he's a frogposter, imagine what he looks like. Probably harrasses underage girls etc.

>>16092952
Stop stealing then my diverse and vibrant friend

>>16092962
I have fake scanned over $1000 in groceries since 2019

>>16092984
>this antediluvian nigga has a better hairline at age 94 than I ever had

i never steal unless i'm buying something else. i have an autistic entitlement about paying for things that i need for reasons that i dont have control over, so usually i steal tools, medicine and first aid stuff, all of which are manufactured for next to piss nothing anayway and sold at like a 2700% markup

>>16092952
Back when i worked at a grocery store we were asked to keep reports on suspect customers. Specifically ones with mental illness. Every time “one of them” came through our line we were asked to call a number to keep them updated on what they bought.
Apparently this was the status quo for just about any establishment where money exchanged hands. They really liked to keep an eye on a certain list of people.

>>16093046
It’s called gangstalking

Aw sweet a schizo thread.

>>16092952
N

>>16093046
nice pasta, very al dente

>>16093280
Ah, makes sense. It pretty much was a gang since friends working at other places had the same list of people, we’d all report on these people like a gang

>>16092984
I used to steal packages of meat using the self checkout literally every week. Press two of them close together, slide, get the fuck out of there. I’d do it for nice shit too, like lamb chops. Eventually we moved and my new place doesn’t have a self-checkout.
They only got up my ass about it once I mustered up all the autism in my being to come off like a victim. If this is OP the. I suggest you don’t go back there

>>16093299
You will never be White Rodriguez

>>16093306
I’m white but just really poor and decent at stealing without looking like a nervous sperg while doing it

>>16093299
They know you steal packages, They have cameras in the back

>>16092952
only one way out bobo, it's them or you

>>16092995
>antediluvian
Cheers, educated anon. And sorry about the hairline.

>>16093669
They probably did if they were keeping accurate inventory, I was doing it regularly for like a year so I’m assuming I got out of there before they decided to lay down the law. The only time I got questioned was towards the end of my stay there.

>>16092984
1000$ is a felony amount, be careful

>>16094200
What are you thanking him for? Is that a picture of you?

>>16092984
Why fake scan and not just leave? Idk how many whole hams, turkeys, chickens, etc I’ve just walked out of kroger with. I’ve never had anyone confront me or make it seem like they know. I wouldn’t doubt if they know someone is stealing but I think they’re honestly too stupid to know who. (My local kroger has all of the “special Ed” people working the front)

>>16094187
Agreed. OP, I would just attack the first employee I see next time.

>>16093004
You don't need any of that shit, genuinely surprised an autist would be wrong about something like that.

>>16092952
>bring fabric shopping bags into store like a good goy
>put all the expensive items in the bags
>everything else in cart
>scales tare up the weight of my 'empty' bags that weigh like 3 pounds kek
>scan cheap shit, biggest ie first to cover stolen goods
>high school girl watching the self serve smiles at me as I leave
>smile back imagining her naked and what our life together would be like

>>16094197
Read.

>>16092995
That's a great word.

>>16094373
unbelievably based, the bring your own bag shit should never be used genuinely

>>16094399
Lovecraft uses it three times a page you should check him out.

>>16094373
They can tell when you do that dumbass, it's just too expensive to stop you

>>16094442
So it’s more expensive for them to stop me from stealing items?

>>16094334
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>16092952
warning to shoplifter anons, they know you are stealing, they are amassing evidence, they know nothing will come of it if they cant hit you with the big money
>>16092984
>>16094314
i suggest OP literally never return to that store, as there might be cops waiting for him unironically, two stories i have

>wageslave at target at 19
>okay job overall
>target is in a very affluent area
>asset protection man is very serious about people stealing eggs in this top 50 richest cities of america location
>daydreaming at lunch when he is talking to someone else
>talks about how stores will amass large amounts of evidence against repeat shoplifters
>even work with competitors like walmart if they can build a case together
>wait until they have enough and basically sting the shoplifter next time they come in

>few years later
>wageslave in a warehouse
>talk to my coworker who is on probation
>apparently for months he thought he had it figured out
>would go to walmart every week or two and put in hundreds of dollars worth of beer and wine in a car
>casually walk out
>he does those that one day
>cops waiting for him at the exit
>hit him with a felony

>>16094461
Based thank you anon

>>16094460
Are you borderline retarded or full blown?

>>16094482
Im literally trying to understand the relation of your post to mine and am coming up with nothing, so yeah I might be full-blown.

>>16094503
The guy mistaken replied to you when he meant to reply to the post above yours.

>>16094550
Too many drunk people on this stupid board.

>>16094563
While I doubt her problem solving would be too much better sober I'll agree with you anyway.

>>16094373
>high school girl watching the self serve smiles at me as I leave
Hold on, do you mean to say she isn't wearing a facial mask? I suggest you immediately contact the authorities about this transgression, or I will be left with no choice but to report you both, as you are an accessory to this crime. Please take this seriously, as I have friends in the F.B.I. (Federal Bureau of Investigation), and they aren't known to take kindly to criminals. Thank you for your cooperation.

>>16094373
kek'd

>>16092995
Why the fuck am I feeling seriously upset about two people thinking your word use is fancy? Is this a deep trolling technique I'm unaware of?

>>16094863
At the time of this post, you are the penultimate reply to this thread, my fellow highly educated man