/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>t. propane fag

>>”how you like your burger done, bro?”
what an utterly useless question. patties are supposed to be well-done its a hamburger not a steak

i dont like meat

>>16075343

>>16075352
even (You) will like THIS meat *unzips dick*

>>16076390
Uh... I only fuck children.

>>16076399
well that's one roundabout way to confess being a discord moderator

>>16075325
Wrong. Burgers are seared then indirect grilled on charcoal. Duh

>>16075348
shh, he's pitmaster nao

You gotta grill a steak to make it good. You only need to microwave ground beef.

>>16075348
So many idiots don't understand this.

tell him you want it medium rare.

with how he'll inevitably fuck it up it'll end up being medium well

>ITT pure unbridled faggotry
You stupid fucks could have just come out and ask for tips on how to grill a burger instead of coming across as a bunch of retarded niggers that don't know how to manage to cook over an open flame.

>>16076492
i cant wait for the shitty greentext of anon trying to fully cook ground beef in a microwave and either a:getting food poisoning, b: saying how shitty it tastes, or c: copium

>>16075325
>he doesn't know about direct vs indirect cooking
you're just a pleb anon.

>>16076456

This. 3 minutes each side and another 2-3 minutes depending on heat on indirect side. Perfect juicy burgers.

>>16075325
If even a well done burger is dry, it's the the cooks fault during prep, not the heat.

You’re a retard OP

>>16075348
Stop regurgitating this utter nonsense. Anything cooked past medium is garbage, and I have no clue what OP is on about, as you can cook a nice medium-rare burger on literally any heat source - especially a grill.

>>16078787
>cook my burger until all the moisture has cooked off
>w-why is my burger dry, bro?

>>16078811
If you are cooking 15%+ fat beef, and you aren't a retard, you can't cook it dry without burning it.

>>16078834
>if you're not retarded you can cook it well done and it will still be nice and juicy
Every. Fucking. Time. That's just not how it works, dude. By definition, it's going to be dry if it's actually cooked well-done.

>>16075325
>throws it directly on grid iron
Yep, the patties have already been pre-cooked in the oven to rare so they're just finished on the grill because I'm not a cooklet. So you can march down to Mickey Dees if you're not satisfied with the fucking free food.

>>16078850
>By definition, it's going to be dry if it's actually cooked well-done.
how are you retards still posting here? There is no standard outside of meme bullshit that well done = dry. Hell, even for steak. You could sous vide a steak to 160-165 and it'll still be juicy. For burgers, the biggest reasons are that people do dumb shit like mash them into dense meatballs, and salt them well before cooking drawing out all the water.

>>16078861
>a well done burger cooked on a grill is going to be dry
>you could sous vide a steak to 160-165 and it'll still be juicy
Um, maybe? I don't really know, but good job setting a new bar for moving the goal posts.

>>16078872
maybe use more mental gymnastics and gaslight more you dogwhistling bigot.

>>16078877
>mental gymnastics
Do you even know what you're saying? A steak doesn't release its fat/juices the same way a burger does, especially compared to cooking on a grill versus in a vacuum sealed bag. You honestly just sound like you're out of your depth and are resorting to 12 year old /pol/ tier retorts (which is really weird and out of left field).

>>16078887
>Do you even know what you're saying?
Oh the iron E's

>>16078803
If you under cook pre-prepared minced meat on purpose you're a tampon eating fucktard.

>>16079087
>he doesn't wear his redwings as a badge of pride
Get a load of this chud.

>>16075325
Is this bait? Or are you really this bad at grilling?

>>16079095
look at your lower bun motherfucker it's like you're eating a wet diaper as this point you fucking pedophile

>>16075348
For cheap trash most people are grilling yes but nice short rib are just as worthy as any steak

>>16081045
There's nothing wrong with the lower bun.

>>16079095
>undercooked
>unripe tomato
>mayo
>sliced in half
2/10 would not grill with

>>16075348
Just go to a local butcher and don’t buy the supermarket tube meat made from 9,000 cows.
Actually even that is probably safe since they often treat it with ammonia to kill any bacteria.

>>16075325
Burgers are better pan fried or else if you can, on a flat-top. of all the things you'd use a grill for, burgers are one of the worst things, It's just faster to do a bunch at once and some people think it's "healthier" but fuck you healthier you're eating a burger.

>>16075325
I'll cook my burger however the fuck I want faggot.
What are you gonna do about it?

>>16081389
> burgers are one of the worst things,
because?

>>16081414
There are better ways that are just as easy, simple as.

Just make them medium, you're not running a Michelin restaurant anon, you're grilling.

>>16081344
this has nothing to do with the safety of the meat and everything to do with the fact that again, its a hamburger. i can go to any supermarket and consoom all the raw ground beef i want without ever getting sick, this is the default assumption among many people who live in first world countries and not trash places like america

This board is so bad, where else comes close to the level of incompetence for a given hobby?

>>16081463
Grill provides different flavor and the fat drops down to the flames so you get better surface

>>16081486
/g/, nuff said

Putting any meats on a grill is fun as hell.

The key to juicy delicious bruegers is to add some salt, some pepper, some finely chopped onion, and copious amounts of gralix into the ground beef and mash it all around and shape them into hockey puck sized. Let them come to room-temperature and then grill or pan fry them. Eat them at whatever level of done-ness you prefer because they will be sopping WET and ready for a creamy dressage of BBQ, CHEESE, KETCHUP, MUSTARD, MAYONAISE, or anything you want to put on them.

>>16075348
Nonsense. Your argument is no better than "patties are not supposed to be more than medium it's a patty not chicken".

Btw, here's a burger I made recently. It was delicious.

>>16081503
I can’t believe I also forgot today that this recipe includes copious amounts of Worcestershire sauce, as well, in the beef-alloy!

>>16081503
A burger isn't supposed to have chopped onion or garlic in it.

>>16081536
It just works.

>>16081536
It makes the patties more like little meat loavess, but my pappy likes them so I’m happy with the recipe.

>>16081506
Nice job. This burger is cooked to perfection.

>>16081475
that is a dumb assumption from under-educated morons then

>>16081575
Or maybe just people living in first world countries

>>16081344
Wow Americans actually eat ammonia meat

>>16075325
you're supposed to add butter to compensate
see based malcom's video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywzGmKJDjhk

>>16075325
>I'm retarded, please rape my face
This is what you sound like, OP.

>>16081486
People are just typically older here so aren't used to as much trolling as other boards, so it's easy to post bait like >>16075348 and get guaranteed replies.

>>16075348
People are shitting on you but I'm 100% convinced that people only prefer undercooked hamburgers because they heard rarer steaks are better and think that applies to all beef. Redditors are like sheep.
There's a scientific reason why a steak only needs seared. Raw ground meat is just fucking stupid.

>>16081878
You're not even trying anymore, ESL anon.

>>16081486
/v/
/tv/
/pol/

Basically any board really. This is 4chan.

>>16081895
"Needs seared" is acceptable in many parts of the US.

>>16081899
video games and film are hardly hobbies you can be bad at (though i will give that /v/ has the worst fucking taste in games) and politics flat out isnt a hobby

>>16081941
What else is posting about politics day in and day out if not a hobby? I guess it can be considered national/international gossip.

>>16081952
an obsession about jews

>>16081955
Can't it be both?

>>16081878
>Raw ground meat is just fucking stupid.
No, you are stupid.
>There's a scientific reason why a steak only needs seared.
There's scientific reasons why ground meat is safe to eat. That is if proper hygiene standards have been followed. And this has nothing to do with taste.

>>16082195
>That is if proper hygiene standards have been followed
youre talking to americans

>>16075325
found the nigger that doesn't know how to grill

>>16081612
Scandinavians eat ammonium covered licorice, what's the big deal?

>>16075325
>someone invites you over and offers you a burger
>.. I bet that burger is dry.. I wish I was home sounding smart on the internet.. my feet hurt..
You sound like one of those obnoxious faggots who are miserable to have around and either don’t shut the fuck up with unasked for advice or just stare in silent autisim.
I highly doubt you’re invited to any grilling-related social gatherings other than close family, if that.

>>16081506
You burnt it bro

>>16082628
its ammonium chloride and the candy isnt "covered" in it. its also not licorice