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patriotic amerischnitzel

That's a fine looking rug

>>16063205
>breaded meat rug is touching that filthy table
Eeeeeew!!!!

>>16063205
but why

>>16063205
>humble
you can’t even fucking eat it without ripping it apart, what do you mean humble?

hate all sandwiches that can't actually be eaten as a sandwich

wouldn't it be funny to jerk off and just finish right on the side of that thing, you know as a prank muchachos?

the midwest needs to be nuked out of existence

>HEY EARL, LOOK AT THESE HERE SANDWICHES!
>HAHAHA, AIN'T THEY BIG?
>FUNNIEST DANG THING I EVER SEEN!

>>16063205
needs an equally big bun...

>>16063475
you’re missing the point

>>16063473
i feel personally attacked

>>16063338
>bitch with a weak immune system
pussy fag

>>16063473
literally me except we do gay stuff later/

>>16063205
its not even tenderloin. Its loin, AKA the cheap part which is dry as chalk and flavorless.
A pork cutlet sandwich can be good, but as pictured, its not.

>>16063465
>>16063473
>step out of my 200 sq ft apartment that I pay $3,800/month to rent. I’m in a rush to meet my friend at the local Ethiopian-Korean fusion micro pub to drink a couple of cactus infused mango milkshake IPAs
>as I step out and breathe in the fresh smog I’m pleased to find that the air is only 98% polluted today, I can get away wearing 2 masks instead of 3
>meet with my friend Maxine Elequantus, She’s in the middle of transitioning right now so I make a mental note to be careful with my pronouns
>on my way to the pub I slip in some homeless man’s shit and land on an AIDS needle
>get into the pub and see they’re having a half price special, 1 authentic Ethiopian Korean taco + a half pint of a local draft for only $39.99!
>Maxine comes in and looks so brave and stunning! She sneezes as she gets to the table. I made the mistake of telling her gazuntite (a nazi word co-opted by the radical right). Someone recorded it and sent it to my boss, got a text that I need to come and clean my things from the office tomorrow.
>have fun with Maxine but it’s time I get home. Take the local bus and sit next to a junkie nodding off on heroin who vomits all over me
>so exhausted at this point, I can’t wait to finally get home to be surrounded by all of the refreshing grey concrete
>as I step over the two homeless niggers fucking on my porch I get a phone call that my daughter has been raped by a pack of niggers again
I love the hustle and bustle of city it’s so vibrant and exciting!

>>16063338
Fag. I bet you wear a mask too.

>>16063605
Based

>>16063605
Profoundly based

>>16063205
>food touching the table
Do Americans actually fucking really?

>>16063605
Fucking baaaaaaaaaaaaaased

>>16063338
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>>16063815
>all these limp wrist babies getting triggered over some fine country cookin'
You betas better not let me catch you on one of our local roads or you'll get it.

>drive fuckhuge Suburban with tinted rear window with a Trump sign in it
>can't see around me
>can't see through me
>can't see under me

I am a rolling roadblock

>try to pass me on the right

I slightly accelerate so that it's plausibly deniable that I am trying to block you off from passing me on the right

>you get stuck
>"fuck did this guy just cut me off what a piece of shit"
>lane change back behind me

I put on a trailer hook even though I won't ever tow anything just to get an extra 5 inches of fuck you attached to my frame

If I see you start to ride my ass I will tap my brake just enough to trigger the lights three times to see if you're intentionally going to ride in my "eat the steel ladder frame of a 5,200 lb vehicle" zone

If yes then the game is on

I had a narcissistic personality disorder baby boomer grey-haired balding frumpy dork flip me off after trying to "get ahead" of me in his rented Toyota Camry just in this last month. If you aren't willing to covertly break the road rules with me you aren't going to break them at all. Rolling 45mph roadblock at any moment is your punishment you pathetic swine

This is why the rest of the world laughs at you

>>16063870
Why do I get the feeling you only ever use more than two sentences on this board when making posts that neither concern food or cooking

>>16063473
i grew up on long island and i cant even fucking tell you how miserable it is. to the point this simple arm shit looks appealing

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>>16063605
basido

>>16063605
Lol city cucks absolutely seething

>>16063205
Since no one is actually talking about the sandwich I will. Any good Hoosier knows the giant ones are awful and just for novelty. Reasonable size-to-bun ratio usually means the meat will actually be thick and not smashed so thin it's basically breading.

>>16063605
9/10 would read again while eating my avocado bun burger

>>16063605
I live in Portland and aside from the line about pollution this is shockingly accurate.

>>16063205
Is that fucking fried human skin this can't be food

>>16063605
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>>16064085
guarantee none of you have ever left your shitty suburban town

>>16064152
anon, no one is proud to live in the city.

>>16064152
Found the assmad city dweller. Seethe more.

>>16064166
I Am. I work at a FANG company have my own apartment that is only $2000 in rent for a single bedroom and is walking distance to my work and my gym

>>16063605
Based

>>16064152
please don't do it. think of your family.

>>16063365
it only cost a buck o five

>>16063473
the midwest looks dreadful.

>>16064546
that person doesn't have a head

>>16063509
Sorry but eating filth shit doesn't boost your immune system. The two filthiest countries in the world (India and USA) both had severe levels of mortality from COVID despite the supposed immunity benefits that come with eating traces of fecal matter.

>>16064546
That's disgusting. Where are the pride flags and endless stretches of overpriced sandwich shops? Where are the $10 per half-hour parking lots? Who would live in this place?

>>16064546
>sees pic of developed rural land
>posts pic of pristine forest in response
what a dumbass. your shitty little forest has nothing on the PNW in any case. cry about it, treelet.

>>16064572
>I like my hiking trails well populated and full of redditors

>>16064831
shut up...

>>16063205
Looks dry and probably is overly salty, might be good with some sort of coleslaw to add moisture to the meal. Probably wouldn't order it after I've seen it.

>>16063815
>living where literal shit is smeared across every table so that if food touches the surface it's immediately inedible
damn it must suck living in your shithole third world country anon

>>16063605
>this is what redneck bumpkins actually believe

>>16063605
kek

>>16063205
Based
t. Hoosier

>>16064831
Why yes, we do have lush rainforest within city limits. However, we also have the option to drive for 30 minutes if we want to be alone in the lush rainforest.

>>16064182
>1x1
>$2000/mo
Not helping your case

>>16064084
This. A real Hoosier tenderloin has a nice thickness and size, unlike the joke version. It is not meant to be flat, pale, or leathery.

>>16064152
>>16064890
>suburbfags pretending to be urbanites
If you actually lived in a place where you pay $3k+/mo for a 1br apt, you’d know >>16063605 is pretty damn accurate except for the smog (unless you’re in LA).

>>16064940
So it's only accurate in like 3 or 4 cities in the whole of the USA and every other city is a suburb. Good to know

>>16063509
sorry we don't all suck off guys at the gloryhole

>>16064084
>>16064935
Zharako's in Columbus has a great one. B&N Diner in Lafayette is good too, AJ's in West Lafayette is only worth getting on Tuesday's when it's $4.00. Mann's Grille in Indianapolis has a good one too.

>>16063205
Hoosier here: Top 5 greatest sammich in my humble opinion. I grab one every two weeks or so from 1 of 2 local places known for their tenderloins in a town of 2,500 people

>>16065649
Based Mann's. Abel's in Anderson was good, but I have no idea if it even exists anymore

>>16063605
Fucking kek

>>16063605
Yup

>>16063605
based and california-pilled
>t. california liver (resident)

>>16063605
Even some of the exaggerations are still based in reality
>just visited Asheville with some friends
>not even a large city
>immediately saw a pile of human shit on the stairs leaving the parking garage
>all meals were $15-18 minimum
>all drinks $10-12 minimum
>looked up lofts that were in the area, $1800-2000 for 600 sqft
>reviews for the same lofts said the homeless nearby were nothing but trouble, routinely seen in parking lot trying all door handles
>even as far as climbing over the first floor's rails to sleep on the porch
>police don't do anything
beer was good though

>>16063205
If it comes from Indiana it’s shit

>>16066192
>The Shit
There corrected that for you

Midwest rangeban when? A region that knows literally nothing about food should not be allowed to participate in discussions about it.

>>16066363
You will never get to try any of my casseroles!

>>16063205
Looks like it wasn’t fried for long enough, that’s definitely not crispy at all.

>>16066363
Retard range ban when?

Fascists that wish to silence others based on their perceived notion of food quality have no place on this board.

>>16063338
why is the table filthy?
are you a cat owner or something?

>>16063605
notice zero people are trying to refute this, just slinging baseless insults. seethe more city niggers

>>16066567
Normal people who want people with no standards to stop shitposting their hot dogs and McDonald's threads on a board for people who want to discuss food is not "fascism"

>>16064152
buttangry urbanite outed.

>>16066656
>not living in the shidwest automatically means you live in a city

>>16066719
Sorry didn't know your Jannie app was still in review. We can talk about whatever we want as long as it's on topic nerd.

>>16063473
Soul

>>16064152
well well, look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy mass reply

>>16063795
>kansas
No.

>>16066330
>Indiana “”””wit””””

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>>16063465
>the southwest needs to be nuked out of existence
fixed for you.
glass Vegas, glass Phoenix.

>>16066656
>city niggers
lol

>>16066606
The table is filthy because it's a public restaurant

>>16066606
Public tables are gross. Some wagie comes over and wipes it wit a probably already dirty rag just spreading the filth table to table.

>>16066606
do euros really

>>16063605
I saw this post on /r/4chan a couple hours ago, fyi

>>16065649
Columbus boy here. I get a tenderloin at every place that serves them. It's kinda ingrained. At this point

>>16068749
It's really hard not to get tenderloins everywhere that offer them. Dave's Express Grille in Greenfield (which is an operating carwash, kek) also has a really good one.

>>16063605
fukkin saved

>>16067552
so you're a faggot, got it.

>>16063205
>I'm ready to settle down

That sandwich looks terrible. A sombrero of breaded meat will be dry, tough and way too salty. Even chicken-fried steak will be a decent thickness.

Also the grass is always greener on the other side, I know people who lived in small towns that hated it.

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>>16067544
wait till you see what they do with the plates!

Not humble. Not tender. Not a loin.

>>16063367
Not racist
Just don’t like ‘em
Simple as

>>16067552
>outing yourself as a redditor
oh no

>>16064940
true dat... this is literally present day san francisco

and no, i am not joking

>>16064567
>severe levels of mortality from COVID®

>>16063515
Ok chud

>>16066363
Just rangeban the entire burgerland