/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16043088
why? and did you eat it after?

>>16043088
aw keep trying one day you'll get it. one day you'll matter lol when you can finally insult me to the point where i feel bad about myself and rely on you for my wellbeing then you can rent from me :)

>>16043101
Take your meds

>>16043100
Practise. Yes of course.

>>16043101
I havent seen this pasta before. Thanks for sharing.

does tattooing it affect the meat at all?
also post the smoked piggie

>>16043088
Did the ink make it taste better? Mix ink with a salt solution and test again

>>16043088
Did you get high? Also why did you make a hole in it's butt lol?>>16043088

Don't quit your day job.

>>16043113
No, I was using squid ink mixed with water. I only have some pics of the leftovers. I wasnt too focused on taking any.

>>16043114
I will try, thank you.

>>16043115
Yeah i was very high while waiting for the pig, not while tattooing tho. That was the butcher, I didnt have access to a whole pig sadly.

>>16043126
Oh I wont, I dont see myself as a aritst, it was more to see how the cooking affects a tattoo.

This looks like it was done by retarded 8th graders, wow anon, usually I find this funny but for some reason this is just pathetic.

>>16043088
I've seen better work.

>>16043088
Pretty disrespectful

>>16043088
A tattoo artist told me they practice on pig skin when they're learning, is that true? Are you an aspiring or tattoo artist?

>>16043088
Fuck's sake man, start over from the beginning. This is pathetic.

http://alexhays.com/loomis/

>>16043180

>>16043205
I’m an aspiring tattoo artist, but I’m vegan so I can’t practice on pigs. But my dick is so big I can practice on that and have plenty of space to do so.

>>16043088
wow those look about ten times worse than prison tattoos

>>16043088
Your OP looks like a trashy white girl got on the bad side of the cartel

>>16043088

>>16043101
Take your meds schizo

>>16043218
Big but impotent due to no test. :( what a curse.

respect for the smoked pigs but holy smokes those tattoos are cringe. grow up my man

>>16043100
>why?
tattoos = sign of low intelligence

>>16043088
I don't want to ever discourage an artist, but your doodles look fucking terrible my dude. Even for fuckaround shit, that's awful.

>>16043088
There was more than just you drawing right? I mean look at the two dolphins someone doesn’t get that much better in a span of seconds

>>16043132
>squid ink'd smoked pork
Sounds kinda good OP. if I was you, I wouldn't dilute the ink so much, to get an more of an ocean brine taste

>>16043088
These tattoo are horrible, you might want to work on your drawing skills on paper first

>>16043088
I get the style you are trying to go for, but this is honestly really bad bro

>>16043701
what a faggot

>>16043132
Don't mix squid ink with salt, it's already pretty salty

>>16043088
kill yourself nigger

>>16043088
those pigs look trashy, ngl

>>16043720
Its very difficult to draw a steady line on dry skin. The pig was dead for a day so there were only few places where the ink would stay on the first brush. But yes, that was only me, I drew the dolphins seconds apart.

>>16043715
It was just fuckaround levels. Dont worry, I dont aspire to be artistic at all.

>>16044138
I probably will someday, dont worry

>>16043088
I hope your smoking skills are better than your tattoo skills.

Now I am hungry for some dog. Time to get my propane torch and get that hair off.

>>16044390
do it now so we don't have to endure anymore of your faggotry