/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i think id get pimples if i ate that much fried food my genes are shitty

>>16033395
It just has to be in my body, right? My rectum could fit all fries and nuggies.

LOLOL SOMEONE POST THE TWEET THAT WEVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE SO FUCKING FUNNY SEEING THIS THREAD EVERY OTHER DAY

shit fastfood thread

>>16033395
I would take 6 chicken nuggets and half of one of the boxes of fries

>>16033395
I've never posted on this worthless board until now, but I can still make a higher quality post than you.

>>16033408
That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of nuggets in that timeframe, but I could easily.

You posted this last night and i'd still do it for free

Do I have to eat the cardboard too?

>>16033395
Easily. That would barely even fill me up. I'd probably go back for more.

>>16033395
I'm far from a fatass and even I could finish that in a mere 30 minutes, the hardest part would probably be drinking all that soda.

Easy money, I say.

>>16033424
Go back before you become antisemitic

>>16033427
>>16033486
>>16033499
t. Fatties
>>16033400
t. White

>>16033549
You're white and a fatty?

>>16033543
board, not site. that ship sailed long ago

>>16033549
>t. doesn't know how to >t.

>>16033395
The most surprising thing about that pic is the melted cheese. I have never been to McDonald and have the burger served hot enough to actually melt the cheese that thoroughly.

how many calories would that be, around 10k kcal including the drinks? i guess i'd try it for the hell of it but coudlnt eat half of it

>>16033395
Half the money, double the time, and I'm in. I'm a grazer.

>>16033549
you're a white fatso?

Any competitive eaters know the best way to attack this? Would I be better off starting with the nuggets, burgers, fries, or the cokes? Or would I alternate, or save some item for last?

>>16033395
>medium sized drinks
>not even filled all the way
>ice in each one
That's like 40 ounces of soda at most

>>16033395
Can I have this dish for dessert?

>>16033395
i would rek that np

>>16033760
remove the buns and fries and smash them into the cokes until its wet and drinkable sludge. then try your best with the nuggs and patties.

>>16033395
I couldn't finish it, I'm gay.

>>16033395
Yeah, if I was high and it was a day when I had worked out.

>>16033395
yes

>>16033395
Do I get $7000 if I eat two of these?

>>16033395
i would probably puke after the 2nd burger.

>>16033395
One of those cheeseburgers is missing a patty

>>16033395
I would easily eat that in 90 minutes, it would fuck me up a little bit though for sure.

>>16033395
>tfw no one ever mentions how rough the drinks are going to be.

Have an old one you /ck/unts

>>16033395
>Could/would you do it?
yea man that's easy money
t. amerifat

>>16033395
I can eat that in 15 minutes what kind of a dumb fucking question is this? Oh an advertisement

Not in 90 minutes, no.

Has anyone here actually tried it? That looks like $30 of food at most.

If the drinks weren't in it, I could probably do it. It's 90 minutes, in reality that's a lot of time to just eat.

>>16033395
I could eat all this in 10. The soda would give me trouble though, I actually hate soda.

Don't really like cola drinks

>>16033395
I could eat this without the drink, but the drinks make me stomach turn just looking at them.

>>16033395
the hardest part is the drinks. would be pretty easy tho, literally top down and that's like 15-20 mins at most.

>>16033395
I'd finish it in 20-30 minutes and hate myself for the rest of the day, but at least I made $3,500 in one sitting.

>>16033395
There is no way I could do it. I basically have some soda, a few fries and nuggets, try to finish the quarterpounter and that would be it.

>>16035149
I got really autistic one day and bought 4 drinks just to see how much liquid it was. With the amount of ice they put in it all four of those drinks couldn't fill one of the cups without ice. Just get iced tea, not sweet tea and your fine

>>16035182
you're not nearly retarded enough for regular 4chan but I'm glad you're joining us on /ck/

>>16035178
drink them all straight away, then piss them out in an hour.

>>16035196
I'll piss in my pants for a $3500 bet, who cares. Even if I was a billionaire at least it brings some risk and spice to the day lol.

>>16033395
The four sodas would give me the most challenge

>>16033401
what kind of crowd do you associate with that uses the word "finish" to mean "insert into rectum"?

>>16033395
https://imgur.com/gallery/kW9CASt

No. I don't eat animals.

>>16035128
>mcd****d's, Japan

nice ad
very easy to filter

>>16033395
90 minutes? The fluids alone would be a nightmare. High as fuck I couldn't finish half of that in 3 hours.

I would say eat the burgers asap and then just wait for 45 minutes. Then slowly go through the rest of it.

>>16035128
When will they make anime McDonald's burgers real?

>>16033549
Silence, white fatty

>>16033395
I think the hardest part would be drinking those 3-4 liters of coke. But maybe.

>>16033395
I can do it for free, if you are buying.
Fastfood is fucking expensive.
Before you say anything, i am /fit/, so your argument is invalid.

I could eat all that food in 10 minutes, but I despise soda

>>16037340
to follow this up, I normally eat 20 nuggets and 2 big macs as an appetizer

>>16033573
Kek

>>16033549
Shutup fattass cracker

>>16033408

I guarantee that everyone in this thread could do it if the drinks were taken out of the equation. As much as people meme the moviebob tweet, he's actually right in that mcdonald's food has very little real content that makes you full. You just wouldn't eat that much because you aren't a disgusting pig. But all the sugar from those sodas would do a number on you.

>>16038018
even without the drinks that's >6000kcal you absolute fatass

>>16033395
yeah

>>16038038
I said you COULD do it, not that you'd want to or that it's a good idea.

>>16033395
I could eat all that easily in 90 mins

Replace the sodas with water and i'll do it for $2000 in 30.

Fuck drinking the soda tho.

the way it's worded, there's no drawback to not succeeding. so yeah i would, best case i get 3500 bucks, worst case i get a meal

>>16033395

>>16033549
newfag

>>16033395
id do it for $35

>>16036551
post body

>>16037340
is this bait?

>>16033395
I don't think I could do it. I feel like I'd tap out after probably one of those burgers, half those fries, and maybe 4-5 chicken nuggets. I don't drink sodas either so it'd be hard to deal with that as my only beverage. That's simply too much food and $3,500 isn't exactly a fortune so I'm not going to make myself sick. Nah, I'll pass.

>>16033427
>>16033486
>>16033499
>>16033683
>>16034093


lmao you fat fucks probably gonna have diabetes in the next five years

>>16033395
Why is everyone saying the soda would be such a big problem? Do you all have small bladders? I could chug that no problem but I actually like soda and have a high tolerance for sugar intake.

>>16036501
They are real. In Japan.
>t. someone in japan

>>16040993
Liquid is more dense than solids. It doesn't break down to a smaller volume in the gut.

>>16033395
I could finish that in under two minutes, would probably still be hungry. Perks of going to the gym everyday.

>>16033401
I fucking love CK

Going on a long bicycle trip before would really help, after ~150 km done on bike this would just disappear in you.

>>16033395
no but i'll accept the food for $0 and the challenge to finish it in 90mins

>>16033395
$3500 is not worth whatever health complications this would give me

>>16033395
I'm 135 and 5'6 and pretty confident I could finish it for $3500

Am I allowed to puke in the middle?

>>16033400
From 1 meal?

>>16033395
could maybe get the food down but that soda is the deal breaker. don't drink any kind.

>>16033395
the soda would be a problem

>>16040354
Dig bick mcdic confirmed

>>16033549
>>16040979
lmao retards

>>16033395
I just did

>>16033395
I eat a big mac menu and i get full for the rest of the day

>>16033395
I don't think I could get past the third soda, even on an empty stomach. All that carbonatation would put me into a burp to puke loop.

>>16040993
I could down it but haven't had much of any soda for years. If you've got the beetus built up it won't phase you much but going from zero to that much sugar in a short time will leave you feeling like garbage afterwards.

>>16033395
How many times you planning to make this faggot thread you faggot?

>>16040993
seethe harder fattie

absolutely

>>16033395
just wanted to save that image..

sure yet since I drink beer I would prefer not to have that much soda and opt for seltzer..

>>16033395
Yes, but only without the drinks. Those are the hard part.

>>16033499
This. The soda would honestly be the worst part.

>>16041875
yeah

>>16033395
A free lunch is a free lunch
Yes i would take the offer

>>16033395
If I was 15 years younger I could do it.

i could but the sodas would make it harder and i would be shitting bricks

>>16033395
Not worth it to sin

>>16033395
If my life depended on it, I could down that in 20 minutes.

>>16045334
>A free lunch

>>16033395
The soda would be the hardest part

>>16033395
I could eat probably half of it if I was really hungry. Then again I'm not a 300+ lb fat fuck

>>16036259
Did you even read what you wrote?

id be like that picture of the black guy at the pie eating contest "nah son free mcdonalds"

food easily, drinks hell no unless they were loaded with ice
>>16045828
based

I could probably do both fries, one burger and a couple nuggies with one of the sodas. Would feel rather shit after that probably.

>>16033395
yes

>>16033395
No and no. I weigh three times what I should and I know for a fact I can't shovel that shit in my stomach that fast. I always wondered how skinny people manage it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq77Q9Ws3ns

>>16033395
i need the money, I'd do it in 30

>>16046289
Because your weight has noting to do with how much you can eat. It just means you've been eating too much.

The fat on your body is the caloric surplus of eating over your TDDE. Your stomach itself wouldn't grow or shrink.

>>16033395
Of course not. 3,500 USD is melanin-enriched-tier money,

Put there 30,500 USD and I'd think about it.

>>16034941
>that melted styrofoam plate
Haha what a cunt.

>>16041875
I would too :(((

>>16033395
hell yes, i need to gain weight anyways