/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>lmao why dojt they just eat mcdonalds?

Because fuck trash islanders they can't have my McTendies you dumb jolly wolly crumpet fuckers. 3rd world looking ass.

#MakeMcDonaldsAmericanAgain

They can have soggy KFC AND THAT'S ITTT!!!!

>>16018569
kfc is fucking shit. i feel bad for the brits in your delusion

>>16018549
they do you retard

>>16018563
>dojt
Lol he really typed this out instead of just quoting OP

>>16018549
probably tastes alot better than it looks.

>>16018725
>in your delusion
Unfortunately my delusion is still merciful for britty bong boys to finally give them something better than the jelly eels, mushy peas, and bread sandwiches which consist of their entire diet. I will suffer not the pip pip cheerio chap to live in such conditions by giving him a generous lick off the muddy heel of American cuisine, KFC.

However, no jolly ol nimby pimby nancy boy Brit should ever dine upon the crisp golden crust of a McDonald's McChicken without fear. The McDeathSquads will find every one of you scoundrels and make you pay for your hate speech against superior American cuisine (hate speech you type with a Big Mac between your teeth and jellied eels in the fridge).

>picrel is the only item that should be allowed at the British McDonald's

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>>16018943
>LOL dod he reslly typebthis out instras of jyst quoting KL

>>16018549
americans man

>>16018549
love me sum pie n mash sloppa

Can you imagine what British food would be like without massive immigration of Indians, Pakistanis, Afghans, Iranians etc. They'd probably be drinking gutter water, frying with motor oil and eating pig bollocks.

>>16019200
uk veggie food is tragic ngl - cheese, cheese and tomato, cheese and onion, cheese and cheese, and fake meat bullshit. thank allawh for foreign food.

>>16019200
I'd gladly choose to eat that for a peaceful country with no pakistani rape gangs, honour killings, acid attacks, stabbing epidemic, islamist terrorism and routine rioting.

>>16018549
Calling McDonald's food is really stretching the definition of the word food

>>16019200
Don't care, don't eat foreign slop. I'm happy with my bacon butties and steak and kidney puds. Only soys wank off over 'muh spice!'

>>16018549
what exactly is this?

>jellied eels
explain yourselves britcucks

>bongs talk shit non stop about how vile and fat and disgusting americans are
>this smug cunt literally serves and eats eels pulled from a muddy river mixed with green slop
rmyt

>>16019610
it's a money laundering scam

Good clean food

>>16019621
>salam alaikum
its not a meme then? england really is an arab colony?

they have security guards at their mcdonalds retard