/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16018221
People always say this shit anytime they see anyone eat anything spicy or with lots of beans, like way to announce you have weak bowels

>>16018221
Gonna poop this food, guys. I may be eating it now, but I'm sure gonna poop it.

>>16018221
I just say shut up whitey

>>16018364
>I just put all my food into a food processor, it all digests the same way anyway, right?

>>16018364
>I just put all my food into a food processor, it all digests the same way anyway, right?

>>16018221
Frogposting is a plague. /ck/ and /k/'s quality has dramatically shot down due to you frogfags.

>>16018221
>at work
>cutting chiles
>some cunt walks by
>HAHA ONE TIME I WAS CUTTING CHILES AND I FORGOT TO WASH MY HANDS AND I WENT TO THE BATHROOM HAHA BOY WHEN I TELL YOU MY DICKHOLE WAS BURNING FOR DAYS HAHA

>>16018478
Frogs are edible so it's fine here

>>16018520
this is a somber warning which you would be wise to heed lest your own dickhole falls prey to the same error

>>16018478
wojaks are way worse, its just someone having a problem with how someone else does or likes something.
>here comes the part where i copy and paste your reply and not reply directly as if it means anything

>>16018520
You know they say that shit at least once a week, too.

>>16018560
>>here comes the part where i copy and paste your reply and not reply directly as if it means anything

>>>here comes the part where i copy and paste your reply and not reply directly as if it means anything
this is how you do it

>this is how you do it

>haha tacobell? That always makes me shit like crazy

I have never had an adverse reaction to eating at taco bell.

>>16018566
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>>>16018560
>>>here comes the part where i copy and paste your reply and not reply directly as if it means anything

>>16018221
Sriracha is the only good ketchup

>>16018221
man, i do love food, but it always makes me poop, funny how that works

spicy shit is the best it tastes so good , and its not weak bowels, but just part of the natural course chemistry, the capsicum send my bowels into quivering spasms and reduces water absorption the colon

this is all natural and i accept as the price of enjoying gustatory exctacy, its also small comfort that when my partially sweaty ass, from increased metabolic activity, touches that water cooled slightly below room temp toilet seat , its like heaven and then the trumpet sounds the seal is broken, and i think back to my tender past in West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, who we're up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said, you're moving with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said, I might as well kick it
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air are livin' like?
Hmm, this might be alright
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh, and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, nah, forget it, yo holmes to Bel-Air
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, holmes smell you later
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

>>16018478
newfag fuck off