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16013472 No.16013472 [Reply] [Original]

What foods should I eat if I want to larp as an ancient Greek ?

>> No.16013476

>>16013472
black soup

>> No.16013478

Unironically boipucci

>> No.16013483

>>16013478
oh yeah the greeks were gay. Looks like semen's on the plate tonight, anon

>> No.16013521

>>16013476
ah yes the melas zomos

>> No.16014027

>>16013476
Sp*rtans are not Greeks and didn't even see themselves as such.

>> No.16014046
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>>16013472
>sun my balls everyday

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>>16013472

>> No.16014073

>>16014046
Great way to kill your sperm, your balls need to be at a certain temperature

>> No.16015498

>>16014073
Shoo shoo gains goblin

>>16014046
5-8 minutes a day is all you need

>> No.16015603

>>16013472
just start a fire in your backyard, grill some slabs of meat after salting it thoroughly and if at any point you feel like it needs moisture just throw oil at it after taking it off the fire. add sprigs of herbs while you wait for it to cool. drink only water from local stream and travel by boat only. consider sporting a career and live by educating the public and socialise only with the highest of ranked officials. talk in greek only even in english.

>> No.16015635

>>16015498
Dude, heat is the enemy of your balls, much like cold is the enemy of ovaries in women.

Some people tan their anuses, so there's something you could try.

>> No.16016062

Uhh OP I think you need meds not the med diet

>> No.16016108

>>16016062
>screencap from august
anon pls

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yea OP, cheap red wine will get you laid, not sure why but I can vouch for it. its also even cheaper to make, which is very easy

>> No.16016305

>>16013472
I read this entire dumb posting waiting for the punchline about fucking teen boys and it never came and now my day is immeasurably worse

>> No.16016314

>>16015635
If that was true South Americans would be all low test betas.

>> No.16016326

>>16013472
Completely unseasoned mutton roasted on an open fire and wild greens.

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>>16014064
If kikes wanted people to think homosexuality is degenerate then why the fuck are they pushing that shit in literally fucking everything?

>> No.16016502

>>16013476
>those ingredients
that sounds abhorrent

>> No.16016511

>>16016314
But that's actually true. There was a study comparing the male test levels on the 4 major developed continents and south america ranked last by quite a lot.

>> No.16016584

>>16016314
South American males don't run around with their balls hanging out.

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>>16014064
>a battalion joined together by erotic love cannot be destroyed or broken: its members stand firm beside one another

hahahaha members stand firm ahahahah top lol