/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16003914
Huh?

>>16003914
u right

holy shit!!!

>>16003914
Protip, from someone who knows; buy him a beer. A nice one, not a shitty one from a can.
He'll lay off you for a couple hours at least.

>>16003914
the local vegan got into the kitchen again.

>>16003914
>kitchen clown doesn't show up
>lowest on the totem pole so I have to fill in
>mfw I spent 5 hours juggling apples and throwing pies at people all the while holding down my station
>hand still hurts from having to honk a horn continuously for 5 hours straight
fucked up thing is I don't even get extra pay

>he's back
forgive me master, for I have to use the forbidden technique

>>16003914
>oh fuck, he's here
>not fuck yeah, he's here

If your kitchen fool isn't boosting staff morale drastically at the expense of one unlucky server's self-esteem you probably shouldn't have been so desperate that you hired the oil-painted faggot who applied

>>16004351
Ours used to be good but this one uses piss in a lot of his gags and the whole kitchen smells because of it.

It turned out that our previous kitchen clown was raping one of the front of house girls in the utility closet. The guy's trial starts next week. There's no punchline here.

>>16004379
kek fuck FoH

>>16004379
raping... as in more than one time?

>>16004452

foh roasties deserve everything thats coming to them

>>16004374
Nothing worse than a leaky fool

>>16004980
some people just dont speak up about terrible things and let them slide because they're afraid of what other people might think of them

>>16004379
Was she hot?

>>16004379
It's okay I'm laughing anyway

>>16004379
>A FoH came up to me the other day and asked for a kit kat
>4 fingers and my Chunky she got!
>*Honk* *Honk*

>>16004313
>at least
yeah but hes not as rough on you the next time but you gotta keep buyin or else its just as bad the time after that

>>16005348
If ever anything would help during a rush, it would be this shouted enthusiastically over the clang of metal

>>16004323