/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15992702
>Restaurant is in Holon, Israel

>>15992702
i hate israelis

>>15992702
imagine the smell

>>15992662
>bear gets drunk from ghetto blasters.webm

>>15992662

>>15993429
americans everyone

>>15993461
Damn i had an idea for an invention like this was hoping it didn't exist yet

>>15993476
>those doughy faces that look like poorly molded clay

those are british people without any doubt.

>>15993461
Do britoids always eat the same?

>>15993454
Which hand do they use to wipe again?

Does anyone have Ramsay's frito pie webm?

>>15993481
are you telling me you've never seen this type of pan before?

>>15993513
a lava pizza oven would be nice desu

>>15993513
>Why yes, I do prefer my steaks with sulfur.

>>15993461
that's a great invention

>>15993476
They're british

>>15993583
They haven't been Brittish for at least last couple hundred years.

>>15993771
I'd try one. fresh butter is great.

>>15993434
That's actually interesting. I'd wish to get an explanation on how was this technique invented.

>>15993673
The pasty palid flesh, lack of bone structure, and the empty tea cups in front of everyone sitting in a dining room so tiny it could only be a council house is pretty damning.

Bread.
Burnt.
Cheese.
Nice and unmelted.
Incredible.

>>15993402
>i hate israelis
They are distinct from amerimutts?

>>15993489
they're mutts without a doubt

>>15993429
:( why are they doing that

>>15993491
Wipe?

>>15993981
>The pasty palid flesh, lack of bone structure, and the empty tea cups in front of everyone sitting in a dining room so tiny it could only be a council house is pretty damning.
Damn someones bitter
now take all those shit attributes and concentrate them for 5-6 generations, then mix with god knows what - there is ur mutt

>>15994093
Found the bong
Do you have your posting permit?

>>15993461
Fucking Americans

>>15993429
Is that a mom doing that in front of her daughter?

What in the living hell?

>>15993771
The actual Wisconsin Butterburger.

>>15994086
Because it's funny?

>>15994028
That bong has such an enormous ego that he thought he could have get away with that.

>>15994399
whats going on here

>>15994399
Is that ratchet or whatever it calls?

>>15994404
Beautiful, delicious raclette

>>15994410
Kill yourself, unironically

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1619235103874.webm
>File too big+ sound
>>15994404
Cheesy botatoes

>>15994414
Shit, cool, thanks.

gonna look into this

>>15994422
Ratchet = racclett
Even ESL can understand it dick head

>>15993461
>all those things take the same time to cook
terrible

>>15992662
lmao this is hilarious

>>15994392

based

>>15993429

>>15994431
raclette

>>15994399
That's hot

>>15994614
Brought a tear to this cold heart. Thank you anon, its been a while since I've felt anything

>>15993679
Wtf is wrong with people.

>>15994424
Wtf? Why did this creep me out?

>>15994614
How did this autist even get laid

>>15992702
you just know there's some midwit bullshit about how it "subverts your expectations of what food is and pushes your limits on what you will eat".

>>15994802
I think he's deaf

>>15994614
Girls have 0 appreciation

>>15994823
the gang signs hes throwing up are making me uneasy

>>15994786
That OG H3H3 before the supreme jew got to his head and turned him into a numale cuck fatty

>>15993396
>Holon
More like colon

>>15993679
i'm ashamed to admit i've tried this.

>>15993679
I mean, it's really no different from breading in cornflakes with added seasoning.
Not inherently bad, but could definitely be done better.

>>15994802
women love the strong silent type

>>15994431
>ESL
ask me how I know your shitspanic

>>15993679
the only part that bothers me is the 'brush with mayo' step. like, why not thin out the mayo with some vinegar or hot sauce or lemon juice or whatever before dredging the tendies so it's like batter?

>>15993513
Imagine the taste of heavy metal contaminants

>>15993513
in theory, couldn't you throw the steaks directly onto the molten metal to cook them as per the leidenfrost effect?

>>15994920
Heh

>>15992702
imagine being the poor pearl diver who's gotta clean this fucker

>>15993771
You must feel really bad after eating them...

>>15995490
Do you not make your own mayo? The fuck are you doing here?

>>15993461
And why is this any better than a large pan?
You know its a bitch to clean.

>>15994392
>>15994592
a million years away from based. traumatic, violent movements in front of his fucking BABY to make a fucking social media video

the infant's brain is so pliable that in that moment the authority figure of his father is instantly associated with traumatic, violent, sudden attacking movements. great idea.

>>15994383
what is the original from?

>>15995502
>steaming your steak
Behave

>>15992702
Average meal for janny

>>15995787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-T3qKl6y-c

>>15993429
thats funny lol

>>15995855
Do Americans really?

>>15995855
>pures leben
>10% mehr
that shit was filmed somewhere near germany

>>15995882
I'm not a fatty fatty bo batty but I would fuck that shit up for a last meal then explode it all over everyone in the viewing room for my execution.

>>15995879

>>15994028
amazing
stunning
the most incredible

>>15995774
the weak should fear the strong

>>15995879
WOAH

>>15992702
Dude is such a cuck he left the seat down because there were 2 women there, even though it made it more of a hassle to get in there.

>>15994545
>>>all those things take the same time to cook

maybe the different compartments are not the same thickness, so you can just put everything in at once.

>>15994940
Well?

>>15993771
I like butter as much as the next fat cunt, but fuck me that's just fuckin fucked. The only thing that should ever be drenched in melted butter is potatoes.

>>15995890
Unironically a proto gopher human hybrid

>>15995774
listen if your gay baby is becomes irreparably damaged because you scared him then maybe it deserves to be scarred for life

>>15995885

>>15995502
It's molten stone, the furnace is a magma demonstrator.

>>15993429
White trash at it's finest.

>>15994614
didn't come here for feels.

>>15995485
>your
English is your first language and still you can't write properly lmao

>>15995774
>making moves to beat a doll (which doesn't get deformed by such moves) in front of a baby is traumatic
how did w*sterners become so soft and how do we solve this?

>>15995890

>>15996768
>Behavioral association even dogs understand to be a threat of action against themselves
>Durr yurr soft furr dat

>>15996816

>>15993858
I'd like to know why he doesn't just use a mandolin

>>15995774
dilate tranny

>>15995879
>That facial hair

>>15992702
Everything about this is disgusting but I hate how they're literally chomping at the bit to try some

>>15994399
Looks amazing but I can feel my heart closing up just from watching it

>>15997222
Wow. Jack is still at it. Never saw that one before.

>>15997222
just how fucking lazy you have to be to not use your other arm? jack has become a living slob. also why every bite he takes makes that gay gesture?

>>15997374
>just how fucking lazy you have to be to not use your other arm?

>>15993461
what a bunch of cucks

>>15995717
hell no it's a fucking waste of time unless you're trying to impress your homosexual date

>>15993461
That poor, severely overcooked egg. You add the egg toward the end of the process since it cooks faster than everything else in that pan.

>>15995862
My teeth hurt

>>15995927
Rice is really good when drenched in butter with a dash of salt and pepper too.

>>15997374
Dude had a stroke, he can barely move that arm anymore.

>>15997367
He's like Santa Claus. Grotesquely fat.

>>15995877
>>15995858
>>15995855
>auf Deutsch geschrieben
>tun Amerikaner das wirklich
come on retards

>>15995890
>the boy with the burrito butthole

>>15993491
left is the poop hand, right is the everything-else hand...theoretically.
>>15996655
anon...she is not worth your time. she is a thing of rotting, aging flesh whose life is measured in mere years. look to the eternal. look to what lasts. look not to jezebels nor to pleasures of the flesh: look to life everlasting, look to glory, look within.
>>15996855
a mandolin has to be picked up and put down, maybe? if he has a variety of kitchen tasks whose order is not set then putting a tool down to pick another up would change his workflow. I...don't know why the order of kitchen prep wouldn't be set and in his control though.
>>15997532
why would you do this to beautiful pure clean rice
are you just a defiler at heart?

>>15994614
I come to /ck/ to avoid feeling things. Thanks, jerk.

>>15994399
i was fine with it until he cut off the side crusts. that shit looks like dead foot skin.

>>15992702
Leftism is a mental disorder.

>>15996846
>Getting this butthurt over the truth

>>15996999
>chomping at the bit
Champing.

>>15994392
>"conflict is solved through violence"

this video will be integral in that childs future trial

>>15997828
You're right it's much healthier to be a virgin with no friends

>>15997828
>The "leftism" boogeyman

>>15997574
Must have been quite a fap.

>>15995862
Does anybody actually like candy floss? I've always thought it was disgusting, the texture is horrible.

>>15994614
Nothing wrong with an experience of cognitive dissonance. Same appeal as watching a horror movie or going bungee jumping.

>>15998008
Maybe once every few years, but I wouldn't go out of my way for it.

>>15994392
How to shape a young mind into a psychopath, episode 1

>>15993476
This seems British to me

>>15994028
beautiful.
look at that melt.
bread. crisp.
delicious.

>>15994424
I'm actually pretty fond of Ainsley's old cooking videos. Comfy stuff.

>>15997444
literally takes less than 2 minutes, sorry bro the fag is you

>>15997705
>look to the eternal. look to what lasts. look not to jezebels nor to pleasures of the flesh: look to life everlasting, look to glory, look within.
Remarkably and univocally based.

>>15997705
I enjoy plain rice as much as the next guy, but sometimes you just want that salty, buttery goodness.

>>15993461
fucking proto-americanos

>>15993491
Neither

>>15999108
There is no way this is anything but a troll.

>>15994424
>Cheesy botatoes
Not sure why, but this made me laugh my ass off

>>15994392
>spics training to become spics
looks about right to me

>>15997601
Can't help but feel sorry for a man who tries to stir all that shit with his non-dominant hand. Then again, can't feel sorry for him in general.
I just saw he has a dedicated thread on kiwifarms where people really hate him and Jr but it seemed like a lot of butthurt. Like they mainly hated him for being a retarded typical American Christian, which is so beside the point with someone like Jack. Man I thought that site was cool

>>15999308
I haven't been to KF in quite some time but I'd imagine it got flooded by normals just like this place and infinitechan. Encyclopedia Dramatica is now missing a bunch of pages because people went there and got offended as if that isn't the fucking point.

>>15994028
byutefull
just
look
at that
litrully
The most incredible
grilled cheese samwich

>>15992702
Would totally shit in this on my last day

>>15995502
leidenfrost only works for so long. It would subside before the inside of the steak was cooked. That and the heat would char the outside and leave the inside completely raw. Not rare, but truly raw.

>>15994086
because women are horrible people

>>15995774
better than beating the actual child, which is how most people discipline their children.

>>15993513
Mmmm toxic steak. So good.

>>16000292
Barely, it's still presenting a traumatic act of violence as an example of what will happen if they don't do as desired. And if you don't carry out if they continue to refuse, then your kid knows your promises mean nothing.

>>15999610
no you wouldn't, pussy

>>15995870
I'm more upset than anything by the fact that I KNOW I'd try it.

>>15993806
Yeah but not like a pound of it.

>>15993491
>head keeps bobbing side to side with a meek smile as the camera zooms in on the dead Indian eyes.

>>15992702
General sam?

>>16000308
This. That's why you'd better stab a motherfucker if he pulls the old
>what are you gonna do, stab me?

>>15997828

>>16000498
Ok queer. Make sure to shelter your kid from violent videogames and movies, otherwise it will get traumatized by violent movements.

>>16000529
Poe's law seems to have prevented you from understanding that my post was serious. I agree that a threat should never be hollow. From grounding your kid to shooting an aggressor.

>>15995862
>HEHEHAWHAW RAINBOWWW LIEK UNICRON!!!1!1
I sweetest this trend would stop

>>15995879
>the whole onion in the first bite
>clearly doesn't like it but eats it anyway
Kek

>>15997601
I'd eat the shit out of that.

>>15999308
>Man I thought that site was cool
Huh? How could a website centered around stalking and doxing be cool? It inherently attracts morally judgemental people looking to dump on the dregs of society just to make themselves feel better.

>>15995787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6tT_PMnEbU

>>15994028
*inedible

ftfy

>>15998008
There's something to be said about the smell of the machine and the fresh candy when you're at a county fair. It's a treat for children, mostly.

>>15998008
it's a tease, just barely giving you a sweet taste to make you want more before dissolving away.

>>16000529
>A direct and immediate demonstration of personal violence as a threat of action is the same as clear fantasy violence
OK Feinstein.

>>16000754
>girl

>>15993461
>not using the meat drippings with your mushrooms or hash browns
Disgusting

>>15997519
You can see how soft the yolk is when they poke it with the sausage, the egg is medium sunny side up.

>>15994545
Just watch it and take shit out when its done moron

>>16000754
Fucking pussy, I'm a guy and have never sucked dick and I can still get a banana deeper than that. Why are women so embarrassing?

>>15994028
why is he so out of breath from just making a sandwich

>>16000821
Newfag

>>15992702
I don't know what's more disgusting, the dish that looks like shit or the fact that they're all essentially double dipping their spit soaked spoons into it in a "my diseases are now your diseases" sort of way. They must be a close knit bunch.

>>15995879
Jesus christ Americans are disgusting

>>15995774
unsuprisingly your faggot dad managed to raise another faggot

>>15994178
>That bong has such an enormous ego that he thought he could have get away with that.
The whole video was made to show that 1) he was on vacation. 2) LOL be jealous of me.
All of his videos are intended to do something to inspire the reaction that boosts that big ol chip on his shoulder.

>>15992662

>>16000649
Sorry to inform you, but Jack is already married.

>201 responses
>43 images
>121 posters

>>15999308
>>15999322
>>16000662
Butthurt faggots with KF threads detected.

>>15994051
Not him but they are supposedly super rude tourists.

>>15995774
people will disagree with this for no reason other than to reinforce the negative 'masculine' tropes ingrained in them and then pretend they dont understand why people would walk into a supermarket and kill 7 people or some shit

remember retards pretending basic psych isnt real doent make you more tough. just makes you ignorant

>>16001910
Thank you so much for adding to the image count, anon.

>>16000450
If it's just colouring and not actually sweet, same

>>16002077
Nevermind, didn't see the add on of candies, i hate it

>>15993429
This is what a terrible mother looks like

>>16002056
Shes so perfect

>>15994051
>the rulers are distinct from the slaves?

>>16001092
annoying faggot

>>15993461
Do Brittons really?
Seriously tho i always wondered how they made it. I thought they had a pile of dirty cookware every morning

>>16001952
butthurt normal detected

>>15997222
I can always tell Jack videos when it looks like a 12-year-old girl's attempt at making dinner for mother's day
>>15997601
>tapping the fork on the rim of the pot after eating from it
he is such a fathead

>>15999655
Isn't that what they call 'Pittsburgh rare'? Charred on the outside, bloody on the inside. Supposedly, it originated from steelworkers cooking steaks at work by charring them on furnaces, though this might be apocryphal.

>>15999247
>spics
Americans can't tell their own trailer dwellers from a common mexican?

>>15995927
Lobster works, too

>>15999131

>>15995774
You're 100% correct, look up the Bobo experiment. All the other anon's replying to you were either horribly raised or will be horrible parents and should probably consider suicide to fix the issue.

>>15993429
all parties in this webm. should be gassed

>>16002325
>I thought they had a pile of dirty cookware every morning
Any normal person does. But usually we only eat a meal like this at a restaurant or on rare occasions, it's not like this is a daily thing for the average person.

>>16000828
And the white is cooked to fuck.

>>16002325
From what understand, it's a bunch of stuff you can pile onto a tray and toss in the oven to warm back up right before eating.

>>15995774
He is raising his child to beat not to be beaten.

>>15993476
Americans would be drinking coffee, not tea. If by some off chance they were drinking tea, it'd be out of a coffee mug, not a proper tea cup complete with saucer. Definitely brits.

>>15996855
ive never seen anyone mandolin a tomato

>>16002932
The closest I've seen is a specialized tomato slicer that I absolutely goddamn hated.

>>15994786
What could possibly freak you out about a normal Ainsley video? You mental?

>>15995485
>your
Ask me how I know you're poor white trash.

>webm thread
>231 replies
>48 files

>>15994373
based dog

>>16000754
ah, I miss kittens

>>16002509
This looks like it was intentional

>>16000754

You straight guys have it bad if they think that's hot

Like she barely got any of it down, that was pathetic

>>15994545
>>15997519

>>15994028

>>16000588

>>16003277
No, he fucked up and used plain melted cheese. He tries again after that with an actual cheese sauce and it work right.

>>16003336
imagine the smell

>>16003356
Why is he cooking sitting down?

>>16003590
It's meant to project a demeanour of relaxed, at-home cooking, as opposed tho his "tv chef" vibe when standing

>>16000754
I hate women.

>>16003615
>women
anon, i....

>>16003596
Except it looks more like he's injured his leg rather than looking relaxed.

>>15993771
Why but also why not

>>16003222
Checked

>>16003615
This song goes hard, love from kazakhstan. I hate women so much it's unreal.

>>15997819
It's really good when its well roasted and crunchy, to be honest

>>16003700
You too anon

>>15993396
>goldstar beer
That confirms it. Fuck.

>>16003334
nobody cares how far you can fit a dick down your throat, faggot. it's the struggle that makes it hot.

>>15994614
God dammit man

>>16003816
based

>>15993454

>>15993454
i bet none of these people have ever had a solid shit in their entire lives. probably just sprays out the back like a pinched hose

>>15994614
Damn

>>16003304
No wonder why rural mutts have such high rates of cancer.

>>16003906
That has to be fake. A hotdog sausage wouldn't cook and explode that fast from 110v/15a

>>16002367
Intredasting. Thanks anon.
https://youtu.be/zerCK0lRjp8

>>15995512
my first thought too, no way that shit fits in the machine

>>15995774
Based.

Any other hot sauces that are great for dipping? Ideally with a thick consistency and a similar heat level, present but not overpowering the taste.

>>16001693
>It was all part of the plan
Ramsay fanboyism at its finest.

>>16003982
hot sauce bad

>>16003816

It's hot that she struggles to take more than two inches and can't manage to do it without her teeth scraping it?

>>16003998
Heterosexual sex for men is all about making women suffer, faggot.

>>16003696
Because Wisconsin, that's why.

>>16004014
As a heterosexual man I can confirm this

>>15994614
Tragic

>>16003360
>UK cooking show called Come Dine With Me

>>15995774
>>16002367
>>16003967
The problem with psychological so-called experiments is that their replicability rate is so poor. Unless the test had been done with thousands and thousands of kids from different circumstances, there's precious little conclusive evidence that what those children showed was much more than momentary.

Of course children model their behaviour after adults, and constant exposure to violence surely must misshape a child into being violent themselves, but the key factor there is frequency.

Following the experiment's logic, violent tv, movies and videogames do, indeed, create violence, and to me it's more of a chicken and egg kind of question.

>>15995897
>>15996311
>>15996768
>>15996883
>>16000292
>>16001690
What is wrong with you, people? Don't EVER scare a child on purpose, be it with violence or anything else. It can literally scar them for life.

>>16004014

Getting your knob scraped by teeth is you suffering, not them

>>16004041
It's a good excuse to smack them across the face. Maybe the reason you're gay is that you've never even tried having sex with women properly.

>>16003336
and i thought that my depression mode kitchen was filthy.

>>16003304
Surely you'd get a better flavour out of dried tobacco

>>16003334
>straight

>>16004393
heh

>>15993476
wrong color penis

>>16003317
How does he get out of there? Is there an exit or something?

>>15995885
God I wish I was that donut

>>15994614

Did she get the Coofvid-19 or what?

>>16004393
WTF WHY

>>15993679
ive considered doing this with the doritos spicy sweet chili chips, which as you boys likely know have addictiveness properties similar to crack cocaine

>>16004393
hehe bird go stiff like rock

>>16003317
Fuck this cunt and fuck his poxy eggs.

>>16004029
that's the name of the dish faggot

>>16004532
Turkeys are American and only rated for 120 volts. He plugged it into a European outlet.

>>16003336
mega comfy

>>16004756
is it true that the navy is highly homosexual?
did most of these men seed and feed each other?

>>16004628
Your lucky he cant get out m8

>>16004804
Yes.

>>15993679
>not foil-lining the pan first

Good concept but could be improved immensely.

>>15999308
They keep aloggin me

>>16004756
Lol I killed a PSU that way

This thread is worse than the rekt & gores webm ones

>>15995889
truly unedible

>>16004204
No, the problem with sex with women is the fact that I'm dealing with some dumb bitch, simple as.

>>16004411
He doesn't. While diving for pearls to sustain his family, he discovered an enchanted pearl that would fulfill his only wish- his wish was that he would have enough food to eat for the rest of his life; he forgot to include his family in the wish, and so he is stuck in a street food booth for the remainder of his miserable life, with "enough food to eat" but nary a woman or child to love.

>>16002509
For a cheese fountain, you use one of those giant cans of cheese sauce. Personally, I like nacho.

>>16003356
why is he cooking in a greenhouse

>>16003966
That wasn't 110. If you look closely at the plug, it looks like a Euro-style plug, which is 220.

>>16004532
Electrocution is one of the most common methods of slaughter in the poultry industry. It prevents the animal flailing and flopping around post-mortem.

b

>>16004035
Get help tranny