/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15993906
*tipping
Sorry I’m drunk. All there is to do here

>>15993906
>>15993910
>eat at a shit steakhouse
>blames le flyovers
>no one to talk to so comes to an anonymous image board to cry about it
>still going to tip for the privilege

lmao @ your life, I bet you’re drinking alone too

>>15993906
>still tipping

>>15993906
You're tipping 20% even though you found your meal and restaurant experience unenjoyable? So much so you had to inebriate yourself to get through it? What happened to make you such a cuck

>>15993906
looks pretty bad, but seems pretty foolish to form such a broad opinion from a single experience

>>15993928
Drinking with my fiancé of course. Look at this fucking zucchini lmao

>>15993966
>fiancé
So you’re engaged to a dude.
He’s not even wearing a ring.
Did you spend it all on his hormones?

>>15993966
is she having prime rib? it looks like it was cooked yesterday.

>>15993977
Yes. We don’t wear rings. It’s fucking gay. We’re not changing our names either. That is also fucking gay. Call me a cuck, Idgaf. Look at this potato. Jesus

>>15993994
the potato looks like it was cooked yesterday as well, possibly the day before

>>15993939
The girl feels bad for the hostess. Small price to pay if it makes her happy. She’s so fucking easy to please if tipping full for a bad meal makes her happy so be it. I love her anyway

>>15993994
Your story is going from probable fiction to definite.
Name of restaurant or fuck off.

>>15993994
Which boxy shithole state are you in? If you can't remember I understand, they all run together

>>15994004
It’s over cooked right? Is that what makes it brown? I couldn’t tell as I’ve never overcooked a potato to that degree.

>>15993966
Your fiance has no tits and isn't even committed enough to you to wear a ring. Everyone is laughing at you.

>>15993906
Doesn't look prime, probably choice

>>15994030
Whatever I’m getting drunk and fucking my flat chested fiancé tonight so win some lose some.

>>15994021
probably cooked, frozen then heated back in an oven.

>>15994052
Why isnt she wearing a bra
She comes off as a whore desu

>>15993966
>on a date and still posting on 4chan

You two sound like a riot

>>15994052
No you aren’t, you larping faggot.

>>15994065
Got something against whores?

>>15994065
They’re white liberals who don’t wear rings and he’s not man enough for his future wife to take his name.

Why should she take the relationship seriously, he certainly does not.

>>15994074
We both browse /ck/. Got her into it in college. She posts in baking thread often.

why would you browse and post on 4chan in this situation? either you are larping as retard or you are an actual retard

>>15994080
When it comes to marrying them LOL, but city cucks probably get a thrill out of cuckolding

>>15993966
>those review brah hands

>>15994090
he's an actual retard he steals everything and thinks he is the king of the world. used to fuck his mom.

>>15993906
What a coincidence, my parents had to go to some birthday dinner at outback steakhouse so I asked them to bring me a bloomin onion. Not as good as I remembered, the sauce is too weird and tangy now lol. Also got me a chicken sandwich which was just OK.

>>15994097
This ones really gonna bake your noodle. She’s got a pixie cut and plays 8man(woman) in rugby. Whatever look at this fucking zucchini

>>15994130
it looks like it fell on the floor and they didn't even bother to brush the shit off of it

>lol flyovers
>calls supposed fiancée “fiancé” despite being a worldly non-flyover
>o-of course we don’t wear rings!
>doesn’t even name restaurant
This is the saddest, most obvious bullshit ever. Try your thread on /r9k/.

why do you claim you are drunk when only the half of bottle is missing? you had one glass, not even finished it yet

>>15994080
Bless their hearts but i wouldnt be taking one out for dinner mich less to travel with me
>>15994087
Youre right. If anything hes probably a bonafide cuckold.

>>15994052
She's gonna call Jerome when she gets home and have you sleep on the couch while he gives her a beefy sausage dinner.

Not my problem

>>15993994
>We’re not changing our names either
Who's this we? She's the only one who should change her name.

>>15993906
> flyover
> restaurant

I'm guessing you're in a small town, yes? That was your mistake. People actually from those small flyover towns will usually have like a favorite bar and a favorite restaurant that may be 40 minutes or more away.

The actual local places are mainly popular with boomers/retired farmers and people traveling rather than locals, except if they have some special event like a spaghetti feed or whatever.

If you're going to actually eat IN a small town, go when they have harvest festival or fireman's picnic or something like that.

>>15993966
I'd hit it. Sorry you're stuck in flyover land, bro.

>>15993966
>woman
>eats like that

prepare for landwhale.

Holy fuck this coastie with the roastie is on suicide watch lmfao.

>pay to take tranny prostitute out to dinner
>spend the entire time shitposting on /ck/
Holy shit, OP, you're on a whole new level.

>all this flyover butthurt in this thread

kek. your states are absolute trash and there's a reason why they are called flyover. OP, that food looks like shit. sucks that you had to waste money on that trash but that's what you get from a hick town

>>15994130
Adam is that u

>>15993906
I think you and your fiancé are pretty cool OP. Don’t listen to these chuds.
That’s an absolute garbage looking meal though. Don’t forget to show us the bill at the end.

>>15994512
You can stop samefagging, OP. Everyone is laughing at you for your lack of ability to research restaurants before you eat at them and your unattractive roastie fiance.

>>15994457

next time, look for the bar and grill that has an oversized burger contest

>>15994534
This, op go back to your containment area with the rest of the communists where you belong.

>>15994011
Judging by that floor it looks like a fucking highway diner.

>>15993994
Cuck

>>15994089
So tranny confirmed

This relationship and coastie cuck could not be more beta

>>15994537
lol I bet that's in Clearfield, Pennsylvania, isn't it? Or one of the tiny towns around there. I was just in the town that has that restaurant and turned it down, because the parking lot was full of trailer trash rednecks. Then I went to the only good Italian place in town, which was limited but at least passable on the wine list and pasta.

>>15993966
Lol why does her meal come with an actual plate and yours comes in a shitty paper tray you would use for a kids birthday party?

>>15994487
holy shit

>>15994110

Top kek

>>15994089
what the fuck... how severe are you mental health problems? also, hows her dick taste?

>>15994586

No, it's C&D's in Tekoa, Washington. Population 778. 10 beers on tab, decent liquor selection, daily/seasonal menu, comfy chairs for watching TV (pic related)

>>15994591
it's because he's at a shitty restaurant

Op here. Y’all made my night. The amount of butthurt over this was more than I expected. The amount if mental illness on this basket weaving forum is palpable. That being said I will not leave. I will post among you and you will never know. So will my tomboy rugby playing fiancé. Cheers

>>15994629
Ah,no wonder it looks like the restaurant I'm thinking of. Denny's Belly Buster or some shit. Not a chain Denny's. Same deal though: tiny-ass nothing town, hillbillies and rednecks, stupid gimmick burger to get morons in the door.

>>15994656
Make sure you clean up jerome after he creampies your flat chested boyfriend

>>15994656
Larp

>>15994660

This place is kind of fun since the breakfast/dinner menu change about every day, never know what they're gonna have (except the giant burger)

>>15994671

Also there is not even a taco bell within an hour drive so this is the closest you're going to get to mexican food

>>15993906
I read this in Adam's voice ngl

>>15994487
For some reason I think he looks like lizzie mcguire's dad

>>15994671
>>15994699

Just came back from a job in Pullman & Colfax. Go to Zip's.

I'd take places like that over all the niggers, jews and liberals I have to deal with in Free-attle.

>>15994722
Zips is pretty good, but you can't get drunk there

>>15994727

Don't be a pussy, just BYOB

>>15994130
Wow, she sounds like a real winner.. NOT!

>>15994656
Lol fuck off larping faggot.
You can’t even believably play pretend.

>>15994732

They throw you out if you sit inside for half an hour throwing back drinks tho

>>15994740

Sneak bourbon into the fountain drink. Jesus do you even drink in public?

Still, I'd prefer to live out there as opposed to all the easy targets in the upcoming civil war.

>>15993906
You'd expect some shithole flyover state to at least do steak right, but clearly they don't.

>>15994761

WA is a shithole flyover state? Lulz

I guess you should go back to jew york

>>15994767

OP never said he was in WA

t. live in the flyover part of WA

>>15994778
>You'd expect some shithole flyover state to at least do steak right, but clearly they don't.

>>15994794

Serious question

Why would you ever go to a restaurant to eat steak?

Steak is the easiest damn thing to cook in the world. Literally the only thing where it's best to cook it host and fast so that the outside gets as dark as possible before the inside gets too warm. Like you're *supposed* to cook it unevenly.

>>15993966
>no ring

>goes to a steakhouse
>is offended by mediocre vegetable side dishes
Your tomboy rugby playing gf is more of a man than you are, OP.

>>15994808
normies thinking eating food at a place that looks pretty is an "experience". these are the same sort of people that think going on a cruise counts as travelling.

>>15994767
Serious question, in Washington are you on the East side of the rockies or the West side?

>>15993966
Based flatchad.

>>15993966
Yeah that food does look awful. I'd probably kill myself if my gf browsed 4chan but good for you I guess

>>15993906
>>15993910
>>15993928
>>15993935
I have to agree with the french. Tipping fags are fags no matter where you eat.

>>15993906
Your first and biggest mistake was having anything other than beer on a flyover.

Let the hops nourish you.

>>15994836
Gotta wonder what she sees in him. A paycheck maybe?

>>15994030

>isn't fat
>not wearing an overpriced diamond ring
>these things upset the Americans

OP is based, you faggots replying however are the reason Europeans laugh at Americans. Who the fuck pays thousands of dollars for an engagement ring, Jesus Christ. Most cucked nation in the world.

>>15994087

Jesus I can smell the insecurity from here. Republicucks really do project nonstop, insane.

>>15994656

Based

>>15993994
Cuck

>>15993906
That looks fucking sucky. I've had better plates at Texas Roadhouse. Longhorn Steakhouse is the way to go in flyover land.

lmao @ the butthurt in this thread

>>15995417
Yeah, why do coasties need to make cry threads seething about flyovers all the time?

>>15993994
Cuck

>>15994487
Braces are literally £3K. Why wouldn't she fix those teeth?

>>15993966
I see nip

My attempt last week.

>>15993994
your wife doesnt wear a ring cause she doesnt wanna admit to being tied down to you


a woman who refuses a ring that you are married too is a thot and you are a cuck for allowing it

>>15994457
Small towns have bomb food. No small town has a bomb prime rib, unless it’s some supper club everyone drives miles for, and it’ll be packed. Small local place doing prime rib? It’s going to suck as they can’t cook new ones daily and not loose a fortune. If you’re wanting good local food start with stuff that is reasonably prepared by them. Don’t order a lobster thermadore In rural Arkansas and be shocked it’s not fresh. Try a hamburger or chicken sandwich

>>15996278
This is the truth. I used to spend my summers growing up in northern Wisconsin near the Apostle Islands. Saturday nights we went to members-only supper club that had people come in from all over the county and they had fresh roasted prime rib. It was the bomb. And in Wisconsin you could drink in restaurants as long as you were with your parents, so brandy old fashioneds as well. Lake Superior whitefish made every possible way, I used to love whitefish livers on toast.

Miss those days.

>>15994808
Dry aged cuts that aren’t available at the butcher for reasonable prices. I go for large bone in rib cuts, 3 inches thick with a place that does at least an 60-80 day. Never go to a place that sells “waygu” go to good American steak houses, the sides should be completely unreasonably priced and you know the meat will be good. I can’t dry age hundreds of dollars of bone in rib cuts, it’s too time consuming and annoying, so i go to steak houses. If you get a petit filet at outback yeah you’re a retard and should cook it yourself where you can control ingredients. These days I just do white charcoal and whatever “expires today must go” steak/lamb they have at the fancy organic groceries and I sear the fuck out of it over wood normally eaten with olive oil and raw veggies.

>>15995225
It’s an actual crime to clear your own plates. Sisters in-laws visited me in orleans. Dumb white bitch. Tried to clear people’s plates at this tiny hotel restaurant, servers and staff flip out at her. Extremely disrespected, overhear them complaining that she insulted them by pretending they can’t do their job and their service is bad. It was great to watch her “niceties” get turned into her being an attention whore. I was happy. The chef fucked up the wild boar he caught tho, the offal should not have been served

>>15996331
I’ve been there! The ice cream up there is fire too. I lived on a sailboat for a summer with my lads after highschool. When my bestie returned from college he had a boyfriend. Why didn’t he try to fuck me desu? Ahem. Anyways

>>15993906
what is this can someone translate? idk what this says. is he bragging about spending $28 on round bit of a beef cut that looks like steak?

>>15996405
Ugh I’m fucking hungover. I certainly wasn’t bragging. More acknowledging how much of a ducking retard I am for paying to eat there. God I miss the south. Need some biscuits and sausage gravy right now.

>>15994089
Somewhat related. What do you think of men who don't like to cook but like to bake?

>>15994740
??? I drink with my wife and we're best friends.
How about find someone you don't fucking hate like the boomers do.

Eastern washington is flyover desu

>>15993994
>We don’t wear rings. It’s fucking gay. We’re not changing our names either. That is also fucking gay.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
So this is who makes threads about muh flyovers; a fucking literal cuckold

>>15993966
post moar nips

Why is everyone accusing op of larping? larping a shitty meal and a flat chested gf? Is this what seethe looks like?

>>15994487
Sheeeeet famalamadingdong you might have solved it.

>>15996896
Yes, it is. I’m actually quite impressed how hard incels are seething in this thread, OP must be a professional (you) farmer. Impressive.

>>15994065
“She”

>>15993994
>We’re not changing our names either

>>15994671
>>15994699
Looks like my moms handwriting when she worked at an italian restaurant. Shes dead now.

>>15993966
>Pink with a perfect brown circle in the middle
How the fuck they manage that?

>>15994656
>tomboy rugby playing fiance
I'd fancy a tight bashing scrum with her if you get my drift.

>>15994945
>cruise counts as travelling
It does

Coasties don't understand good steak. What a shock.

>>15996896
Because a shitty fanfic is a shitty fanfic. It shouldn’t matter if you sprinkle it with “lol nobody would ever lie about this” bits.

>>15993966

imagine living in the US

>>15993994
c u c k

>>15997491
I thought you were talking about her nipples at first

>>15997900
(*￣3￣)(⊙o⊙)

>>15993966
She's got large hands for a lady.

>>15993966
You will never date a woman.

>>15994629
Thank you for identifying this establishment in violation of mask mandates. I shall inform the authorities. Good day.

>>15996896
This. Is it weird to post on 4chan while you're having a meal? Sure.
Doesn't mean he's larping. Vaguely autistic perhaps

>>15994090
This. No one who is on a night out twith anyone let alone their fiancee would actually spend the time to take photos of their food and then have a pissing contest on fucking 4chan over those pictures.

>>15995377
Samefag

>>15993906
I made 23lbs of prime rib for $110 last night

>>15997642
U W0T

>>15993966
>pierced nips

I kneel.

>>15997458
May she rest in parmigiana. :(

>>15994238
>"we"
I'm sure OP means that they will both be taking the bull's last name.

>>15994030
lmao the incel is mad

Op here. We’ve both been monitoring the thread on and off all day. The amount of seethe has been delicious. Who knew one flat chested girl and some shitty prime rib could make tv so fucking mad lmao. Enjoying a G&T to the seethe now.

>>15994130
>that bod with a pixie cut
sweet jesus

>>15999647
G&T is gay

>>15999647
>tv
Are you even trying anon?

>>15999647
This post is embarrassing. You could have clinched it and just lurked/left, leaving /ck/ to seethe. But you made a followup post, citing a deep insecurity to make sure you somehow get the "final word". I can tell from this brief glimpse about you that you're mediocre, probably a failed normalfag.

I'm so sure I'm right about your fragile, midwit character that I'm not even going to reopen the thread or read your reply. :P

>>15999918
pls keep track of the thread

>>15993906
No wonder flyovers are always seething on 4chan. Fucking pathetic pieces of shit kek.

>>15994836
I know it’s hard to believe, but in real cities you get very good sides with your very good steak.

Regardless of who OP is, that meal looks disgusting.

>>16000013
There are a ton of awful places everywhere even in cities like Chicago or NYC.

>>15994537
This looks like a photo that would be on one of those true crime shows where everyone in the photo was murdered but the dude.

>>15998800
I think you’re underestimating just how fucking boring small town America is.

>>16000018
True, it they’re easy enough to avoid. It’s a bit harder when there’s only 3 places in town.

At any rate, the real point was to contradict the assertion that good steakhouses have shit vegetables.

>>16000051
He's obviously pretending to be a snobby coastfag in order to make them look silly.

>>16000063
>True, it they’re easy enough to avoid. It’s a bit harder when there’s only 3 places in town.
Yeah, this is definitely true for most rural areas. I live in one so I totally feel this pain. However, there were a ton of dodgy places in Chicago during the last time that I visited it but some great spots as well.

>>15999918
I will continue to post threads of my cooking. You will read my response. You will never know it’s me. You may even compliment what I make. Seethe my brother.

>>16000073
Coincidentally enough, I’ve had some of the best Prime Rib in Chicago. I also had the worst biscuits and gravy in my life. Don’t laugh, it was my first time north of the Mason Dixon and I had no idea that food was so regionalized.

But I don’t really think of Chicago as a culinary destination like NYC, New Orleans, SF, or LA.

>>16000081
have another gay tonic

>>16000104
>But I don’t really think of Chicago as a culinary destination like NYC, New Orleans, SF, or LA.
Sad

ITT, a lot of people who will one day be sorely disappointed to find out you can’t garage a woman’s loyalty by her choice of jewelry.

>>15994629
You need to get really drunk before you order any food at a place that looks like that.

> Amerifats ree about paying the slightest bit more in taxes
> Constantly pay 20% more without thinking twice
> Gets angry at people who don't pay this imaginary requirement
Honestly has to be some sort of collective mass retardation

>>16000051
Small town America is only interesting if the people are interesting and you know them well enough to get in on their shenanigans.

My family all live in a small rural town, which I think is best summed up by one experience where they built a truck-sized bonfire in the city park and lit it with a backpack-mounted flamethrower.

>>16000134
You need to get really drunk before you decide to move here too though

>>15993966
>all these seething replies
Somethings telling me you’re probably one of the more successful people in this thread anon

>>16000348
Not particularly attractive, but the outfit puts in a lot of work. It's coomin time.

>>15993994
cuck

>>15993994
Your wife will change her last name for her BBC bull though you fucking cuck

Why do these places always cut the potato with the aluminium foil still on?

>>15993966
Can you post more pictures of her chest? A little more nipple action please. Maybe different angles, some sideboob or underbook if you're feeling so kind. If you're feeling a little extra generous maybe you can ask her to bend forward a little bit hehe.

Also that table is fugly, that woven basket looks cheap, and the social distancing foot marker makes the place look fucking hideous.

>>15997654
no it doesn't you fucking brainlet. i bet you get excited when theres a new packet of chips at the supermarket.

>>16000051
I'm from a country with 5 million population and from a town with 5000 people. I know exactly what it's like to spend time in a town with an ageing residents, one or two local restaurants/pubs and no tourist traps. Fuck I would've loved a "steak house" when all we used to have was a national burger chain. How boring something is depends entirely on the company you keep and OP sounds like an absolute faggot to be with.

>>15994089
you browse /ck/ but don't know what a yesterday cooked thing means or how it looks like?

Best thread on /ck/ right now.

Put a ring on it or leave
Wtf dude

>>15993994
Hahaha that potato was cooked and left in the hotbox for like 12 fucking hours. Thank the breakfast cook.

>>15999647
>tv
I think you've had plenty to drink already anon

>>15993966
so lemme get this straight, you're on a date with your gf and you pull out your phone to go on 4chan to complain about your plate? lol i'm sure she's dying for another "girls night out" you faggot.

>>16000422
i don't see anyone seething, all i see are anons laughing at a faggot, just another day at the office.

>>15999647
>>15999918
btfo hard, neck yourself op you pathetic failure

>>15999647
>h-hey babe, l-look at this thread i made on 4chan about us...
Please tell me you didn't actually fucking do that, I seriously hope you're larping right now.

>>15993906
this steak reminds me of my wifes pussy lips

>>15995366
honestly this. imagine getting this mad over someone having a partner, the level of insecurity is hilarious

op and his gf are both cringe, but not as cringe as the seething of every anon shittalking them.
either just have sex or stop obsessing over it

>REEEEEEEEE WHY TIP KEKKEKKEKKEKKEK SIX WHOLE DOLLARS AAAAAAAAAAA

>>15993906
There must be nothing around there. But the plate and lighting give me strong nostalgia for when I've dined at local diners decades ago.

>>15993994
>Yes. We don’t wear rings. It’s fucking gay. We’re not changing our names either. That is also fucking gay.

>>15993906
Fucking looks depressing from the sad contents consisting of poorly prepared plain beef roast without crust and half burnt jacket potatoe with foil still attached, to the subdued public amenities lighting, to the off brown decor and utility fake veneer wood grain table. Glad I am not you.

>>16001605
>Glad I am not you.
>foil still attached, to the subdued public amenities lighting, to the off brown decor and utility fake veneer wood grain table

>>16001569
did you forget where we are or something?

>>16001569
>either just have sex or stop obsessing over it
Might as well ask them to stop breathing.

>>16001734
oh i wish

Based anon making all of /ck/ seethe by taking his mom to a bad restaurant