/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15989529
unironically sounds delicious

>>15989606
Literally all you know about it is that it's garlic and it's 20 years old

>>15989529

Pan, nice and cold.
Garlic, 20 years old.

>>15989615
i went and read the reddit thread you fucking cretin. when you assume you make an ass out of yourself.

>>15989529
maybe ask on reddit, how should we know? what a dumb post op

It’s torshi seer. It’s not a fermented product either, it’s aged for twenty years

Just soak garlic in vinegar and salt with a clove or two or whatever spices make sense

>>15989623
you have to go back and stay there

>>15989529
Is this even edible?

>>15989684
how about no?

>>15989760
we dont take kindly to standardized social credit score users around these parts

>>15989748
iirc the guy did eat it and said it was like spreading butter. Sour and sweet together.

I think they just put it in vinegar and left it.
Which is closer to pickling than fermenting.

>>15989797
Sorry but that's repulsive.

>>15989805
>sorry but [statement]
why do so many people apologize before expressing an opinion? do they think having an opinion is wrong?

>>15989623
>>15989760
Nigger faggot kike cocksucker.

>>15989797
eeeh does food change its appearance in such a drastic way if properly pickled? my mum's pickles just soak up the brine and darken a bit in the first few months and then stay the same for years. this shit is a brown sludge
>>15989941
get off your soapbox queer

>>15989941
Just a way of talking.

>>15989529
1. Take garlic
2. Peel garlic
3. Place garlic in a jar and tell your friends/family making it an event
4. Seal jar and place it in storage telling your friends how in 20 years you'll open it and they'll get to taste it
5. During those 20 year take a similar jar, shit in it and replace the jar with garlic with the one that you shat in. You can throw away the jar with garlic.
6. Serve to your friends and family

>>15989959
its a shitty way of talking if you respect what comes out of your mouth

>>15989976
sorry, but it's a good way of talking to someone you don't respect

>>15989976
sorry you suck cock faggot

>>15989941
telling other people that their food is repulsive to you is fairly offensive in most cultures
acknowledging that by apologizing for it is an attempt to voice an offensive opinion without directly attacking the recipient
of course it does not always work as intended and sometimes might even emphasize the insult

>>15989620
based

I literally wrote 'garlic 20 years' in to google, and all the results pointed to a single recipe.

It's seer torshi.

>>15989529
enjoy your botulism faggot

>>15990243
Persian recipe apparently. But none ferment for 20 years, not sure what OP is on about.

>>15989529
that would be $300 + tip at noma

>>15990638
LMAO, underrated.

>>15990375
Yes they do

>>15989529
holy shit do americans really do this?

>>15989976
True but you’re also gay

>>15989976
underage maximalist detected. you want to be polite / mellow and avoid unnecessary confrontation until ready to make a move.
retards will obviously see that as weakness and get on your ass with escalating provocations. those give you the opportunity to exercise violence of the appropriate kind, obviously usually of the verbal variety.
thats the general rule and obviously not meant for situations in which you need to always project authority.

>>15989529
Poopoo???

>>15990829
>verbal violence
cute

>>15989973
kek thats genius. I think I will do that

>>15990850
what, are you so new you have never seen a nigger verbally murdered on any board?

>>15990167
>attempt to voice an offensive opinion without directly attacking the recipient
theres a term for this - its called passive aggression. its insufferable, illogical, and dishonest

>>15990857
you have to give words permission to hurt you

>>15989529
>April 2000
>20 years.

>>15989529
Sounds foul.

>>15990863
kek. tell that to pic related, shuts him up every time.

im not a fucking sjw, but arguing that words can not under any circumstances cause harm is silly.
tho obviously the faggots going on about microaggressions, tone policing and "problematic" words are far sillier.

>>15989748
everything is edible, once

>>15990882
take is a verb, an action
therefore, to 'take offense' to words is a suicidal act of self-harm

only a mentally disabled person would not recognize this extremely simple logical step

>>15990902
go scream insults at a child and threaten violence. see how harmless that is.
same applies to adults, just on an obviously different scale. and dont forget that women are overgrown children, hence they take and dish out violence inappropriately.
no matter how independent of the society you think yourself, certain societal norms will always remain ingrained at the bone marrow level and influence you.
couple weeks of a nagging wife cause you a mild displeasure, couple years turn into a constant shitty mood. couple decades often enough end in a murder investigation.

>>15990924
a moot point because there is wisdom to know not to insult the mentally disabled who dont know better to their faces

>>15990855
no you will not. why ruin a good joke

>>15990946
You will eat the fermented shit first, faggot.

>>15990941
>>15990902
>>15990863
whatta pseud lol

>>15989529
>eating black mold encrusted garlic
only retards do this.

>>15990994
I don't think a pseud would get someone donating 3 different (You)s in one post calling them a pseud.

nice try though fellow 'intellectual'

>>15989529
Hello, is this the /botulism/ general?

>>15992091
dont you dare fucking jinx it, i want jack to die of the next heart attack and not botulism.

>>15989623
bro, you have to go back. right now

>>15992104
I actually cannot wait to see /ck/ when that guy finally kicks the bucket.

>>15992515
He will outlive us all
If the botulism didn't kill him, there's nothing on this earth that could lut this fat fuck down

>>15989748
I have heard on many occasions people eat their poo and live.

>>15992716
He has become botulism itself

>>15992515
I mean some people will be celebrating but deep down we all know that he brings us a lot of enjoyment. When he had a stroke I about lost my mind with glee

>>15989623

>>15990638
smiled

>>15989623
>i went and read the reddit thread
>you fucking cretin

You just lost your cretin calling privileges, buddy.

>>15989529
>mr_turtle_neck

>>15989941
The internet communities you hang in affect how you speak. R*fifties tend to be submissive, bitch made faggots who are afraid of offending the hive mind so they get conditioned into using submissive speech patterns.