/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15986821
Better than the shit you eat, Pierre.

>>15986854
I'm American and that's simply not true. For example French MREs are much higher quality than US ones with ingredients like deer pate and duck cassoulet

>dis lil nigga had the cracker lunchable and not the pizza one
LMAO

>>15986892
cracker one was more filling than the pizza one

>>15986821
I frequently bring these to work, but I get the kind where its just meat crackers and cheese.
I prefer the ham and swiss
I'm 41
Yes I have tried to kill myself a couple times in my life

Kids like them, they're fun. It's basically playing with your food. When I was a kid, my mom made a lunch or gave us lunch money if it was something I wanted, probably like two times a month I'd be gifted with a Lunchable, those were the days I liked best, it was like a treat. They are more expensive than they are worth.

>>15986967
Kek

I shared my turkey and cheddar with other kids because I never had of an appetite since I had social anxiety. People still didn't like me.

>>15986821
i still remember exactly how those taste. lunchables are comfy and nostalgic desu

>>15986892
they were all pretty shit desu in retrospect. ironically they were the mark of a family w/ money. lazy pos divorcee mommy that can't be bothered to make a turkey and swiss sandwich with some carrot sticks, apple, and some goldfish maybe.

>packed lunch
Where my spicy chicken patty bois at?

>>15987534
These and pizza puffs. Hot lunch chads rise up!

>>15987564
>hot lunch
Uh, that's a term for "poc" individuals. White people bought their food and just called it lunch.

>>15986821
I had the chicken nugget Lunchables once and didn't bother to microwave them, they just were cold lil' pieces of weird meat.

>>15986951
Said no one, ever.
>>15987576
Back when I was in high school, we actually had separate lines for "hot" and "cold" lunches.

>>15987617
>separate lines for hot and cold
Gen X, older Millenial?

>>15986860
Just because it has a french name doesn't mean it is better.

>>15986821
ya i even almost got forced to join military bc i went to public school

>>15987617
We had three. Cold lunch, hot lunch and the pizza line. I still have ptsd from the kids that would dump a cup of ranch or fry sauce on their plate of pizza and fries.

>>15986821
Knowing how much these things cost for what you get, I regret ever begging my mom to buy me Lunchables as a child.

>Go to store
>Sneak HRT into all the lunchables
>See them get sold later on
feelsgood!

>>15987668
How does one "sneak HRT" into a Lunchable, pray tell?

>>15987681
Not them but
>crush up pills
>sprinkle them on food
or inject it maybe.

>>15987689
Opening and then resealing the plastic on the tray seems like a real bitch.

Has the other anon ever been caught by asset protection? Do they wagecuck at the store where they perform this devilish deed?

what the fuck is this toy food

>>15987728
you know I never thought about it but they do package it like it's a toy and that's pretty brilliant

>>15986967
just tell people it's an antipasto spread

>>15987668
>go on 4chan
>larp as a tranny
>see anons take the bait later on
ftfy

>>15987728
"DATS a TOY HA HA"
that's what you sound like

i knew this would happen...

>>15987747
Nah I just felt like humoring them to see how far the larp would go.

>>15987750
he's right though

>>15987750
>slurp slurp slurp
that's what you sound like

>>15987777
>>15987787
lol gotem epic troll once again destroys you idiots

I was PRETENDING to be retarded, retards.

>>15987793
cope more faggot

>>15987799
lol I am undefeated

>>15986821
That was poor people garbage that a few kids had because their mothers were fat rednecks that didn't know how to make lunch/too lazy for their kids, they just bought pre-packaged shit.

>>15987809
>>15987777
digits say otherwise

>>15987728
Processed and shaped food product with kids packaging
>>15987793
>I was PRETENDING to be retarded, retards.
You haven't won, you played yourself

Can anyone explain what is this supposed to be? I refuse to believe this is a whole lunch for a kid.

>>15987878
Buildable food, with pepperoni made from chicken pork and beeth, pretzel sticks and kraft cheese

>>15987755
>2020
>2020
>not 2007 or 2012
>2020
>acting like it was Chad to be a poorfag with a PB&J and carrots

>>15987896
Simply giving your kid a bag of chips for lunch doesn't sound like a much worse option. How big are these lunchables btw? The food in them looks so tiny

>>15987809
nice

>>15987819
>>15987850
continue seething and coping while I continue laughing

>>15987815
>poor people garbage
You mean the ones who literally got free school lunches?
You’re kinda retarded, anon.

>>15987921
no one believes you are having fun, you are just coping so hard lol

>>15987916
I've only had the ham and cheese ones a few times in school and the pieces are about double the size of a bottlecap. No idea about the american versions. It's literally like eating a cracker, a slice of wafer thin ham and a cheese slice

>>15987944
every reply is another win for me!

>>15987936
I went to a private school, all the beaners got the free lunch in public school.

>>15987945
But how can that be enough for any kid? Even pre-school kids can eat soup plus normal main dish for lunch

>>15987949
coping

>>15987921
Anon your post will be forgotten by us by the end of the day. I don't understand how you're laughing because the responses are tame compared to other bait, and it's not memorable. You should learn from this and try harder so you can get those juicy responses

>>15987967
you just can't stand it!

>>15987966
I don't think it is, but usually they would be accompanied with crisps and another snack, like a chocolate bar or something, maybe an apple.

lunchables pissed me off so much as a kid

there's so much plastic packaging and not enough food. crackers aren't expensive, they could have put a whole sleeve in there. a little bit of dip or spread or something would have gone a lot farther than some bad cheese and meat too.

those tuna fish lunch packs were at least a bit better in that regard

>>15987987
Lol it's all so absurd

>>15987969
what is bait?

I'm trying to get screenshots for my epic 4chan collection, I love /r/4chan and I'm getting more upvotes from these.

>>15987995
this is a reminiscence of bait, but very poor, 1/10 really

>>15987995
Your post is an example of bait, it's something to make posters seethe, like bbc posting or you cant break scaled trees

>>15988006
oh this is epic
you just keep falling for the trolling xD

>>15988025
>le epic
keep saying that to yourself, people just reply to you in normal way, one would expect that on discussion board

>>15988023
okay buddy I'm not falling for it
you're trying to trick me again and I'm just too smart for it

>>15988023
>you cant break scaled trees
What did he mean by this?

>>15988042
"in normal way"
learn english

>>15988043
>I'm not falling for it
But you did fren, you replied

>>15988051
tell me more about learning languages

>>15986821
>MRE cracker stacks
breh it's kiddie charcuterie.

>>15986821
>people can't actually afford to send their kids to school with lunchables and it makes that one kid popular
social status is a joke