/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15981359
thought I had said it was like pork

>>15981359
I read cannibals said we are gamey and our skin is salty. Makes sense since we aren’t bred for succulence like cattle.

Pork

>>15981398
>>15981685
I can see it.

>>15981665
The skin being salty makes sense because we are the only animals that sweat.

>>15981792
apparently our sweat glands make us bitter

>>15981792
Horses sweat too, though. People aren't the only animals that sweat.

>>15981359
I think that nip was just saying things to get attention, which ultimately seemed to be the driving force behind his cannibalism, he became a celebrity and loved it so comparing humans to tuna is nice and digestible for the average Japanese citizen

>>15981359
Given our subcutaneous fat and musculature we’d probably taste like pork. But given how full of garbage we are we probably taste like pork marinated in a dirty ashtray.

>>15981359
Obise people would be hogs, while top athletes are bulls

>>15982694
This picture's kind of deceptive. You don't hit that level of obesity without a significant amount of visceral fat, which starts to displace the internal organs and apply a lot of malignant pressure. This is just a CG image of healthy human internals with an unhealthy outside.

Fat people are far more horrifying underneath the skin that you'd think.

>>15981359
What does female pusy taste like?

One time, a firefighter held something like a conference at our university. He showed us pictures of burnt bodies, he told us it smelled like roasted pork.

>>15982724
Seafood

>>15982724
if it's good lightly salty and lightly sweet with a neutral fluidic texture to the moisture and a variety of softness and firmness as you spread it apart and play with it

if it's bad it really tastes and smells like a can of tuna you rinsed and filled with sardine juice then left outside underneath a tray of cat food in the sun for 12 hours then you cam out and sprayed it with fresh spring water a few times until it was moistened

>>15982724
>>15982741
What does dick taste like?

>>15982751
I've only tasted my own in a woman's mouth after she was done sucking it. It was salty with a lot of umami. I think we need a spider expert in here for a more accurate and detailed description.

>>15981665
New Guinea cannibals say Westerners are too salty and fatty, and Chinese are oily. According to them , Japanese people taste the best.

>>15982741
This is actually...a good take.
But I find if the bitch takes cares of herself it should taste like clean skin. You know how after you bathe, thats what I think it should be.
No real taste or smell. Just neutral.
>inb4 virgin

Take your meds transcel

>>15982768
SPIDERS!??!?!? NoNONONONOOOOO THE DOCTOR TOLD ME THEY DIDNT EXIST...WHAT SPIDERS???? WHERE ARE THEY???? I WILL FIND THEM ALL I WILL ERADICATE ALL HUMAN LIFE JUST TO LOCATE THE SPIDERS

>>15982796
Girls who come hard get pretty salty in my experience. I've been with bisexual women and they really know how to ramp each other up. That's like Baskin fucking Robbins.

>>15982835
here you go newfag
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Spider%20Expert

>>15982724
black dick

>>15981359
Pork

>>15982163
horses do yeah, but sweating is fairly rare in the animal kingdom.
it's honestly our superpower, as far as animals go.
almost every other animal has to stop and rest but thanks to our ability to sweat we're able to passively regenerate our stamina while we're running.
which is how hunter gatherers used to (and in some parts of africa, still) hunt by literally just chasing a deer for 20 or 30km until it collapses from exhaustion.

>>15982875
>urbandictionary.com

>>15982741
that is quite a specific answer. thank you for not posting "coins and milk"

>>15983459
>30km
>km
kek.

>>15982875
>here you go newfag

>>15982724
Acidic & Beefy

>>15981359
>every cut but the belly is tough
kek, we're a horrible source of meat

There was that dude that lost his leg in a motorcyle accident and got it back from the doctors and cooked it up into fajitas or something with his buddies

>>15984907
WHAT THE FUCK

>>15982694
>>15982712
The picture's completely computer generated, in case you didn't notice the ridiculous proportions between the torso and the legs