/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i'm not sure what's worse, petty cunts or fatties

in any case they're all awful

Lefties worship the statue quo and authority, nothing new there. If you put grave on your pasta you will be #cancelled sweetie.

>>15968690
>it's another video of an italian chef reacting to Gordon Ramsey's carbonara episode
They're a stupid and petty people.

>>15968703
What the fuck does this have to do with politics? It's just Italians being snobs.

>>15968703
>>>/pol/

>>15968703
Take your meds

>>15968703
>/pol/
>not making any sense whatsoever
name a more iconic duo

>>15968690
How is this "news"?
How are these people employed?

I'm from a country that doesn't do gravy. I studied in the UK for a while and one day brought back some gravy granules. My dad put the gravy on pasta. He didn't know better.

>>15968738
It's the Daily Mirror. It really isn't news.

Why not? Sausage gravy on pasta is great.

>>15968778
Imagine being this absorbed in the /pol/ meta that you think anyone with a blue checkmark isn't real news. Those people have probably saved more lives with their tweets than you could ever hope.

>>15968690
Mix it with a bit of garlic, sour cream, and parmesan and you have a decent stroganov

>>15968690
bruh pasta, gravy, and beeftips is the fucking bomb and if parmesan niggers cannot cope then let them be plebians.

>>15968796
>twitter
>saved lives

>>15968690
Ig Italians don't even know what fucking stroganoff is somehow according to this article

>>15968796
Nothing to do with checkmarks. The DM is just a rag, that's all. Really don't understand why you're bringing /pol/ into this.

>>15968869
That's true, I don't have the slightest clue about what that is

>>15968865
>>15968873
an entire generation weaned from the womb on the internet never learned the most important rule: the internet is srs bsnss

That reminds me.
I've been lamenting the loss of the Flip Carbonara for so long, and just the other day I ran into a guy who had a link.
Keep in mind that it's unlisted so don't make it blow up on Reddit or anything.
https://youtu.be/5aFrZQxBZWs

>>15968711
>>15968722
>>15968729
>>15968736

>>15968879
That's a nice picture you've taken, may I ask what mobile phone have you got?

>>15968884
no u

>>15968878
Omg thats actually horrendous
I can't believe I sat through 4 minutes of that autism
And she even forced her sad sack of shit husband to eat that shit

>>15968894
A Redmi Note 8

>>15968901
The taste test dis the best part.
The dead look in his eyes.
The fact that he can't bring himself to say something actually nice about the slop.
The way he puts down the tupperware bowl the second he has fulfilled his duty and taken one bite.

That man knows very well that if he offers any critique on her food that horizontal punani will slam shut for weeks.

>>15968878
lost at the man trying it at the end

>>15968965
He like:

>>15968878
Jesus fucking Christ. I've seen stills of this video and assumed it was a standard butchering of carbonara with hotdogs, cream, etc, you know, not good at all but something a drunk bachelor could cook and eat without vomiting. Didn't expect it to be so viscerally disgusting. How did it not thicken even a little? It looks like baby vomit.

>>15968901
>husband

Is this not a little child cooking?

I thought they ate pasta with gravy; I watched The Sopranos

>>15968690
but why

>>15968781
This right the fuck here.
Homemade sausage gravy on elbow macaroni is god-tier.

>>15968711
It's cancel culture

>>15968690
That sounds like it would be pretty good for a quick meal if you happen to have some gravy, though.
Who fucking cares what Italians think about it anyway? They didn't invent pasta and they don't get to tell people how to eat it.

>>15969365
whoever did invent pasta still doesnt get to tell me how to eat it. fuck everyone

>>15969397
I agree. Sorry if that didn't come across well enough in my post.

>>15968690
Gravy on noodles is legit good. Toss a slab of butter on top, let it melt, and you're golden. Fuck Italy.

> amerilard like fast food tier dish
How is this news?

>>15969417
gravy on everything is good

>>15968690
Pasta and gravy go well together, I wouldn't have it as a meal on its own but sometimes I have pasta instead of fries with a meal, like pie, pasta and gravy.

>>15968690
imagine giving a shit about what other people cook, what other people do in their own homes.

you can eat shit straight out of a diaper for all i care. it doesn't mean anything to me.

i don't know what is more unbelievable: that someone cares enough to make a post about someone else's funny cooking, or that someone gave it the green light, or that people absolutely commented on the tweet.

people are free to partake in whatever masturbatory self-indulgence they please, but it's an unfortunate shame that they choose to do so, and people profit off the back of it.

>>15968690
Greaseballs take food very seriously.

>>15968778
Americans are completely fucking incapable of realising that not every single fucking British newspaper is a broadsheet

>>15969365
>They didn't invent pasta
wrong

>>15968690

why do people have a problem, it sounds fine. gravy is just a meat based sauce after all.

>>15969778
Pasta was not invented in Italy.

>>15968796
what the fuck hahahaha

AYYY MADONNA
TONE, LOOK WHAT THE AMERICAN PUTTANA MADE-A WITH THE SPAGHETTI
MAMMA MIA

>>15970211
yes it was.
Marco Polo's story about importing pasta from China is a fabrication.

>>15970276
China made noodles,thats where the pasta came from

Italians are awfully arrogant, you would assume a nation of such arrogant people would be, how do I say, relevant nowadays. They also aren't white.

>>15970276
pasta was eaten in china and the middle east long before shitalians.

>>15970276
Nobody fucking cares, you fucking dago.
YOU didn't invent it at any rate so how about you go do something for yourself to be proud of instead of?

>>15968865
>the guy who made this robot once hunted down a senile old man and harassed him in his hospital bed with the direct intention of triggering some sort of mental breakdown
>also organized satanic orgies and public displays of filthy, sadistic excess in college

Wild.

>>15968690
Italians are truly the worst.
>mama mia! thats not how I like my pasta!
Unironically no one cares.

>>15968690
Pasta with gravy is good. What's the problem?

>>15970382
Italians

>>15970301
oy vey

>>15970382
(((Italians)))

>>15968878
Ironic that a muslim is making something that you'd only consider eating whilst drunk.

>>15970283
>>15970294
wrong
>>15970301
nobody fucking cares but you give me (you)'s, funny how that work
also
>racism outside of /b/
yikes

>>15968920
>>15969140
Yeah, I think it's a kid cooking and narrating it, but there can be heard a female giggle during the taste test, so it's kinda wholesome

>>15968690
gravy's good tonight

>>15968796
hold shit, this is good bait. Got me!

Also, don't the WOPs call all sauce gravy?

>>15970465
She's Italian

>>15970962
>Also, don't the WOPs call all sauce gravy?
No, only Americans who larp as Italians do

>>15970816
>racism outside of /b/
>yikes

>>15970975
OY VEY

>>15970301
look at that fuckin shnoz

>>15968690
Never thought of putting brown gravy on pasta. I would be willing to try it.

>>15968690
>pasta with gravy

I want her banned from life.

>>15970989
When does an Italian stop being an Italian and instead become a LARPer?

pasta and gravy is pretty good, why get mad about it

>>15968690
think of how dumb/loud/stupid etc. the average wop or guido is, then realize that's how italians turned out after being civilized in america

>>15968878
>Carbonara
>Hot dogs and a bottle of water with cheese flavored dairylike product

>>15968690
>>15968690
Beef gravy and rotini noodles with slices of steak and portobello mushrooms would be really tasty. I hate pasta snobs. Italy didn't even invent pasta. Italians are such queefs.

>>15968690
Pasta with gravy would be nice if it was good gravy.

>>15968855
>the bomb
>Using idiotic nigger phrases that make you sound like low IQ trash.

>>15970816
Kys, mudshark

>>15972894
would be?

>>15972916
>sucks so much nigger cock he can't comprehend basic concepts
Yes. Would be. As in, I've never made it, but I know enough about the culinary arts to know it would be.

>>15972916
brainlet

>>15972916
Holy stupid, Batman

>>15972916
Kek

>>15972962
>>15972968
beef stroganoff already exists you dumb faggots

>>15968796
Daily Mirror's a joke, mate. The story is almost certainly untrue.

>>15972983
Strokenoff has sour cream and onions in it retard. They're talking pure beef gravy and shrooms.

>>15968796

pasta with goulash is fucking great.

>>15969325
Worst pasta choice after spaghetti and anything thin and long like it.

>>15973488
>thin and long
You're supposed to break it into suitable lengths before cooking it, dummy.

>>15973114
I made this today, just because of this thread.
thanks for the idea guys, it was great.

>>15973560
this.
I even break my maccaroni before cooking...

>>15972195
>When does an Italian stop being an Italian
as soon as they weren't born in Italy and never lived there long enough to adopt the Italian way of life

>>15973706
>only jews may inherit their family identity no matter where they're born

>>15973762
nobody was talking about the jews you schizoid

>>15968796
Weak bait

>>15968690
Why is this weird? Isn't bolognese basically gravy but with a bit of tomato in it.

>>15973706
>adopt the Italian way of life
being a lazy greasy drunk and arogant slob makes me italian

>>15974138
only if you act like a lazy greasy drunken arrogant slob in italy

>>15968796
The last line turned this from possibly decent bait into an obvious play. Know when to stop goading when baiting.

>>15968690
Idk why but it seems pretty based.

>>15968778
>>15969694
this desu
tabloids are just low-brow shit flinging to entertain your local junkie