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>enter local burger joint without wearing a cuckmuzzle
>wagie asks me where's my mask
>"I have a medical exemption"
>wagie backs down and continues my order like the bitch he is
>normalfags quietly seethe in butthurt
>end up enjoying two burgers for the price of one
>mfw I don't have a medical exemption
Papa Nurgle smiles upon me.

>> No.15970262

>>15970247
Take your meds, schizo. Corona is real. Trust our doctors and politicians to protect us. Even if we have to remain under lockdown for the rest of our lives, it is worth it.

>> No.15970263

you actually have a medical exemption though

>> No.15970265 [DELETED] 

>>15970247
americans, everyone

>> No.15970267

>>15970247
pretty based, I work private security and I fucking respect anyone that bullshits about an exemption
always let them through no questions asked, no papers required
based world order

>> No.15970270
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>>15970247
SOMEBODY STOP HIM

>> No.15970273

>>15970262
Um, excuse me, but our Doctors and Politicians didn't go through 12 years of medical school just for you to not capitalize their names. Do you not believe in Science?

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>>15970265
Canadian actually

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>>15970270

>> No.15970281

>>15970247
I hope you were wearing your helmet.

>> No.15970306

wow you really pulled a fast one at the carl's jr huh

>> No.15970312 [DELETED] 

I would've requested documentation

>> No.15970314

>>15970262
Actually, plenty of places don't have any restrictions anymore because they did trust their doctors instead of throwing petty tantrums.

>> No.15970321

>>15970312
Lucky for you I have some documents. I also have a gun so I do what I want.

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>>15970247
>tfw Texan and don't legally have to wear a mask anymore

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15970339

>tfw parents are fully vaccinated and I get the first dose next week

Feels good to not be a retarded Trumpfag.

>> No.15970363

>>15970339
>vaccinated against virus with 99% recovery rate
>still have to wear mask and social distance despite having it
keep feeling good.

>> No.15970366

Imagine if for a week mods would delete every hamburger thread

>> No.15970381

>>15970273
Fauci said that aids spread through physical contact during the HIV hysteria in the 80s

He is full of shit.

>> No.15970398

>>15970335
Too bad about all the coastal rejects.

>> No.15970428

>>15970247
You're not the center of attention as much as you think you are.

>> No.15970492

>>15970381
He's not wrong. Physical contact with jizz going into a ruptured anus is a sure way of spreading hiv.

>> No.15970605

>>15970492
Don't be so lewd. Gross.

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>>15970262
>TRUST LE DOCTORS
>here’s your opiods for your minor aches and pains, oh whoopsie we got millions of people hooked on narcotics :/

>> No.15970634

>>15970339
Ok? I’m a fascist Trump voter and I got vaccinated too. What’s your point?

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>>15970620
Trust. The. Experts.
This magazine says Doctors did a TEN MONTH STUDY on cigarettes and found ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM. I can't believe there are actually anti-Science non-smokers out there.

>> No.15970659

>>15970644
Your implication is stupid and you are stupid.

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>>15970659
Why? If a ten-month study says there's nothing wrong with cigarettes, then what's wrong with smoking? The Doctors are smoking, and they are literally telling us to smoke.

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Imagine unironically being an anti-smoxxer Trumptard. Doctors are LITERALLY a part of your family and care for you.

>> No.15970699

You forgot the part where everyone clapped at what a hardcore badass you are.

>> No.15970701

>>15970659
Yeah what a cherry picked as from the 1950’s, modern doctors would never do something so foolish today.

Anyway, got to go take some more opiods for my back pain, then pick up my wife’s Xanax script and little Billy’s monthly dose of legal meth because he was too fidgety at school.

>> No.15970721

>>15970701
BASED SCIENCE BELIEVER

>> No.15970773

>>15970262
We haven’t been in lockdown for almost a year. Americans will literally die if they can’t go out to eat so now you pretty much can without even wearing a mask most places.

>> No.15970775

>>15970677
>>15970701
I dunno. I guess this is exactly the same after all. I wish I could think of an argument against this, but you're just too smart.

>> No.15970779

>>15970247
>>end up enjoying two burgers for the price of one
Huh? Did they give you a free burger or..?

>> No.15970780

>>15970773
Who is we? Some places are still in lockdown

>> No.15970790

>>15970775
Way to say nothing.

I’m illustrating why the general public has so little faith in America’s (for profit) medical industry.

>> No.15970795

>>15970363
Even if you survive, you'll likely want to kill yourself since the pain is horrendous while you're sick.

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>>15970339

>> No.15970812

>>15970795
If that's the case then how come everyone I know who got it is A-OK? Are you fat? I think you're fat and predisposed to die at the first stiff breeze.

>> No.15970823

>>15970339
Why do people claim they're into politics but all they want to do is pick a side and shit fling at the other side, with the exact same shit the other side says about them?

Spoilers: There are idiots, they exist, your coin flip two party system has nothing to do with it.

[spoiler]There will never be a third party winner again because of how easy it is for blues and reds to force you to hear about them non stop which completely and utterly overshadows everybody else so nobody even knows who the other candidates are by the time the election comes up.

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>>15970262
>TRUST POLITICIANS
You are a cuck