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Do you have what it takes to be a BBQ pit boy?

>> No.15967125

>>15967121
Im into women so probably not

>> No.15967135

BBQ takes zero actual cooking skill and anyone who proclaims mastery of it is a boring blowhard

>> No.15967142

>>15967121
Spit roast me

>> No.15967289

>>15967121
GOIN DOWN TO THE HOUSE OF SAUSAGE

>> No.15967353

probably not.
bbq tastes good on a special occasion, but I would not want to make a living taking meat and making it carcinogenic all the time

>> No.15967363

Serious gay vibes in their vids.

>> No.15967364
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15967364

>>15967121
no, but picrel definitely does

>> No.15967372

>>15967363
That's why they're so based.
I'd love to be a Southern Belle tranny for these men, being railed non-stop.

>> No.15967373

>>15967364
I'm totally fine with the fact that max miller is gay, but I'm disgusted that he collects pokemon. shameful.

>> No.15967383

>>15967121

Reminder that 2 out of the 4 main guys have already come out and are open about being homosexual

>> No.15967465

>>15967364
>no beard
He could fit in as a BBQ pit pup

>> No.15967750

>>15967135
Found the beta cuck

>> No.15967803

>>15967121
Is that the Connecticut Cruiser? That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Hartford Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, whitest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderbear's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had the Connecticut Cruiser screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" the Connecticut Cruiser, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. White beard, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.

>> No.15967824

>>15967383
>he doesn't wanna suck dick down at the pit

>> No.15968862

>>15967121
I've never barbecued in my life

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15968871

Go na voja de sparagagna tosi

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>>15967803