/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15964742
let me ask you just one question...do you think lemonade is for children?

>>15964742
>giving a fuck what some knob thinks of my order
I’ll pound down two orders of chicken tendies and a side of mac n cheese before I bend your wife over the table and show everyone what a big boy I am

>>15964747
Yes

>>15964742
> Chef writes a menu with pizza on it
> I sure hope no one orders this children's food it's so demeaning to make it.
Why would anyone do this

>>15964742
>6
it's just your opinion, you also seem gay and retarded.
If I want a chocolate milk along with my pizza at a fancy restaurant that offers these things, those lowlives in the kitchen will do it for me

fag

>>15964763
Children's food is fine. If you are a child. But I can expect a little more from my 20-year-old sister. The choice of food says a lot about a person. She didn't pass the character test. The waiter and I exchanged knowing looks.

>>15964783
Well first thing to realize is that as a woman your sister is a perpetual child

who tf said pizza for kids, just cuz kids often like it? Food is only good if less people like it? shit yo hipster ass holier-than-thou ass down and eat a slice of good fucking food

>>15964742
Just don't get pepperoni pizza. Pepperoni pizza is literally children's food.

>>15964742
Stale pasta, shithead.

>>15964760
redditor detected
sage
fuck you faggot

>>15964783
>The waiter and I exchanged knowing looks

Why the fuck would pizza be children's food. It is flatbread baked with cheese and (sometimes) tomato sauce. It's maybe the most traditional food from the mediterranean world. Spartans at this before they fucked up the Persians.

>>15964783
>The waiter and I exchanged knowing looks.
Meds.

>>15964783
I hate your sister too, the fucking cunt

>>15964809
>>15964742

This is the funniest copy pasta on /ck/ by miles.

>>15964742
>American logic

>>15965043
Reported for announcing a sage

>>15965268
reported for announcing report

>>15965286
Reported for announcing a report

>>15965299

Imagine being an adult and even having an idea like this. Truly embarrassed for OP.

>I’m more mature than a pizza!

>>15964742
"Za" is not a word you should use as an adult so it's not like you seem to care.

what "fancy" restaurants serve pizza?

>>15964783
20 is still a kid, especially these days,

Truly surprised to see that OP is a giant faggot. Never happens

>>15964742
If you're at a restaurant that serves pizza it's probably appropriate

>>15965460
this

why would anyone care what youre eating for dinner?

>>15966011
unless you're in a chinese restaurant with chinese hosts and you order take out delivered to your table from the place down the street... nothing else makes sense

>>15964742
why would I order pizza at a fancy restaurant? I love pizza but it has its place.

>>15964783
tfw my sister orders pizza

>>15964742
only if they get something boring like cheese/pepperoni or if the restaurant is obviously not a pizza restaurant. brewery with a fancy pizza oven? go ahead. spanish restaurant? no.

>>15964758
Based

>>15964742
Stop being insecure about your choices. If they offer it on their menu, why wouldn't you order it if you want to eat it?
It's not like they're Canadian and only put it on their menu to be polite.
It's not like you ask for hotdog & fries at an Italian or Greek restaurant

>>15964742
How beta are you to feel insecure over what you eat. Its food noone gives a shit, the only ones who do are faggot redditors who want to start a flame war since you said you dont eat eggplant and cobweb tapas.

>>15964742
Sounds like you've still got a lot of growing up to do anon

>>15964742
I honestly think you have bigger problems

>>15964742
Yes you weirdo

>>15964783
>these people exist

>>15964742
Get the fuck over yourself faggot. Fresh pizza is delicious and loved by everyone.