/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15948375

>>15948375
>>15948463
Yes.

>>15948425
Kinda. The jalapeno full-sized variety from State Fair are a decent summer snack, just not as an everyday thing.

using peanut butter as a snack. It's time to get groceries at that point

what are you having for dinner?
ill start: vodka

>>15948495
Vodka is breakfast.

>>15948505
i just scream for breakfast

>>15948495
pbr and ramen

>>15948495
rum and whataburger

>>15948521
>redditors when they see ASBIRIN

>>15948375

>>15948375
Those are good once in a while if you're feeling lazy. Maybe you've been chopping wood all day and the only thing on your mind is a cool shower. Pop those bad boys in the oven along with some fries, no preheat necessary.

>>15948511
I laughed

https://youtu.be/Y-1VytstHms

>>15948375

I keep these around for when decide to get drunk; they're great cheap hangover food.

Tyson chicken strips + Rallys fries + unwashed air fryer = one hell of a Friday night

>>15948820
This, or a fridge full of the garbage

Monster Energy. I'm in so much pain bros.

>>15949092
why would you do that to yourself?

>adult happy meal

>>15948375

>>15949806

>>15950024
unless you're licking your fingers and eating it like cocaine what's wrong with this? literally best tasting popcorn if you want it as a tasty movie snack and not as an also legitimate low cal snack ie simply lightly salted

>>15949043
i spend legitimately 0 seconds of my day preparing meals thanks to soylent. the containers all get recycled at instagram where i work, and i can drink it at my desk whether i'm coding, gaming, watching blackedraw or paid tranny porn, you name it.

my time is more valuable than yours, so excuse me for not wasting time cooking 99% of the time.

>>15948728
>Blacked pornstar at the top
This has to be satire

>>15948375
I'm eating Frosted Flakes for dinner. I think that's a sign.

>>15950157
>>15948495

>>15949092
>buying premium energy drinks
>not having a place that sells these bad boys for 2/$1

>>15949043
>>15948820
I like drinking soylent at my desk in between meals the way I'd otherwise drink a coffee or a tea when I'm bored. It's tasty and I don't use it as a meal substitute at all.

>>15950089
Examine the soylent box more closely

Been hungover for past two days just laying in bed and jacking off all day. Haven’t ate any anything until I remembered I bought these when drunk. They are actually not bad with some ketchup and mustard

>>15948737
fuck u

>>15949043
that person is definitely on 60mg of Adderall daily

>>15948728
Why do soyboy types love Thanos (or whatever he is called) so much?

>>15948375

>>15950312
???

>>15948611
Relatable but this is usually breakfast

>>15950238
Those are fucking horrible and might be the worst thing to eat in this thread

>>15950613
>signs you've given up
>caring
lmao suck a dick retard

>>15950618
I mean if you’re at that point why not just kill yourself?

fuck my life

you know those gas stations that have a microwave and a selection of foods you microwave yourself? like microwaveable burgers and subs? people who eat that shit.

>>15948737
god I miss the glass bottles

>>15948375
I enjoy these and it's not "hangover food" or "if you're feeling lazy" or "when you get the munchies dudeweed" food for me. It's just something I enjoy but generally don't buy due to the expense. I enjoy them unironically and without qualification or disclaimer. I like chicken, honey, and barbecue sauce and the combination tastes nice.

>>15949806
I'm honestly glad they adopted this from other places that do the same like Del Taco. I survived off fiesta packs when I was 18-21yo poorfag. I would have totally switched it up and bought some of those if they were around instead of pic related.

>>15949585
I have no energy or will to live, I unironically need these to be able to even function. (They taste good too).

>>15951692
At least you aren't a white-can fag

>>15948737
I guess I gave up on life in high school
>>15950629
scratch that, I must have called it quits in elementary

>>15948820
I really can't believe this is a serious and genuine thing someone posted

>>15950189
Based Venom poster, when I was a poorfag I used to kill this shit

>>15951859
Guess what? These people exist and they vote.

>>15948820
People actually, unironically consume this.

>>15950089
it's obviously shopped, boomer

>>15948375
>when you start having days where you dont even get hungry

>wake up
>immediately have diarrhea due to vodka and serotonin syndrome
>pop tart

simple as

>>15948375
>>15948425
>>15948463
>>15950238
stop

>>15952241
It's gonna be ok bro, we're all gonna make it.

>>15952241
I eat all four of those but I eat them maybe twice a year combined.

>>15950355
>not dipping the tendies in this

microwaved too please. dipped in ketchup.

>>15949795
>the king on his throne

>>15952431
What the fuck is Nikoavocados problem?

>>15952449
he likes attention

Do Americans REALLY?

>>15952449
Being gay

>>15950189
That's not really a solid comparison if you're looking at sugar vs some sort of artificial sweetener. Venom is loaded with sugar except for grape and that weird strawberry kiwi flavor.

>>15950089
nope. only cucked libtards whack off to ORCED.COM

>>15952431
nurgle is angry

>>15952531
>Being gay

he is also a libtard

>>15952580
cringe

>>15952581
friendly remindet only faggots say cri*** as it reminds them of the face they make when the dick enters thier ass

>>15951692
im sorry for you dude, i used to be that way last year and it was awful. keep pushing foward and trying alternative things to replace the drinks, they wreck havoc on your body in the long run. hopefully youll put it down before something bad comes of it

>>15953071
wow cringe

>>15952512
online grocery here and people order dozens of threadrel 7am everyday

>>15953071
nice projection, faglord.

>>15950089
ya think?

>>15950796
That's just lazy people. My brother eats that shit almost every morning cause he refuses to put in any effort before work.

>>15948375
How can anybody not give up on life? Your question makes no sense.

>>15948375

>>15954168
wendys chili is good tho

I drink 3 of these a week. Liver failure is better than suicide I guess.

>>15954184
>45 beers a week
That's not too bad, desu. 6 a night is probably around the average on this board.

Dino nuggets
Top ramen
Instant potatoes
Pasta with butter and Kraft parmesan
Bread and sliced deli meat
Pringles and milk

>>15954459
>That's not too bad
You need help

>>15952495
I enjoy eating these from time to time. Remind me of watching cartoon as a kid, plus its like 0.99

>>15952495
these are so gross

>>15954574
There are seven days in a week, remember, and beer has a relatively low abv

>>15952495
>made with pork
>chicken then added

>>15954574
i have like 4 - 6 a night, light but still

not even bad m8

>>15950332
But anon the grocery store near me doesnt sell blocks of parmesan. I also grew up with it so theres some nostalgia as well.

>>15948476
I'm poor and peanut butter as a snack is great when I literally don't have the money for anything else.

>>15952137
And they drive 2 ton vehicles at 70 mph right next to you on the freeway.

it's scary

>this entire thread looks just like my recent grocery delivery because I hate going outside

>>15950503
Not him, but I used to be a meth head. When you take stimulants like adderall or meth, it's almost impossible to eat food. So, when you're hopped up on stimulants, meal replacement drinks are incredible.

>>15949806
I'd pay $10 for this. Knowing McDonald's, it's most likely $30.

>>15948375
Posting on /ck/

>>15950238
These are so good, but it's impossible to look at yourself in a mirror when you're done.

>>15950332
I genuinely don't understand why anyone likes this trash. Tastes like sawdust and chemicals.

>>15952225
I just lost the last two days of my life because I bought a giant handle of vodka. I barely remember anything, I feel like death, my asshole hurts from the liquid shits, and for some reason I want more.

>>15954817
chicken is less expensive than pork.

>>15954168
The wings of redemption special. Hell yeah dude

I got two of these Bad boys in the freezer and I hope I die before Monday.

>>15955009
i know that, but why not "chicken and pork" instead it's pork with chicken added

>>15955142
Because pork is generally seen as more desirable and better on a pizza than chicken. If you were selling cheap beef patties that used a bunch of turkey meat as filler, you'd want to put the beef part in the name first, right?

>>15955153
No it isn't. That's just wrong.

>>15955195
It is correct. Just look at how popular bacon and pepperoni are on a pizza, and compare that to chicken on a pizza.

>>15950038
If it was a healthy meal replacement, soylent drinkers wouldn't waste away and need help opening bottles

>>15954184
I used to do either one of those or a 15 pack of Colt 45 a night plus some cheap whisky (usually old crow) as a normal thing. Shotgunning beer sure is fun.

>>15955237
this is possibly the funniest thing I have seen in a while.

>>15954966
>checked
Were u ever able to use the extra energy productively? Or do u guys really just autistically reclean things over and over?

>>15955219
People hear "pork," they do not think "bacon." People hear "pizza," they do not think "pork." They do however regard chicken as a topping. Further nobody even cares what pepperoni is made out of. It's pepperoni, not its components. Mystery meat for all anybody cares. You need to study people more. Understand them better.

>>15955281
At first? Yes, absolutely. That's why I kept doing it. I was amazing at my job, I learned how to code, I was more social and happy... It genuinely improved my life. I spent all of my time actually doing things instead of just sitting in my computer chair and playing videogames or shitposting. For the first time in my life, I was actually in shape too and went on tons of cool hikes in the Olympic mountains with my friends.

The problems came later when it just stopped affecting me in the same way. I had to take more and more of it just to feel anything, and the massive amounts I was taking made it impossible to sleep. I was staying up for four or five days straight, seeing people and creatures out of the corner of my eye, and just generally being a paranoid nonfunctional mess.

>>15955286
You're a fool. Ask the average person whether or not they'd rather have a pork sausage or a chicken sausage on their pizza and they're going to say pork 100% of the time.

>>15955314
No, I've already explained it to you that they would NOT. Please learn to listen.

>>15955328
Take your meds, please.

>>15955237
>that fucking hand
no wonder he cannot open his onionlent

>>15949969

lol. Why? I like these.

>>15952495
>microwave in 2 minutes
That seems wrong.....

>>15955553
why? you wait for two minutes and then microwave it

>>15955576
Lol

>>15955332
I hope further rumination has brought you closer to truth. There is, as I have said, much to be studied in this world, and it is every individual's responsibility to engage in it.

>>15954177
it has beans in it, so it's not chili

>>15954168
nice choice, pimp

>>15948463
Frozen TV dinner meals is rock bottom for me.
As long as I never have one of those, I know I can and will be better.

>>15948375
Too much breading.

>>15950238
I eat them as is. Just nukem. Then wash them down with rootbeer.

>>15951232
I fucking LOVE Taco Bell.

>>15955281
>>15955312
If you don't chase the high it's fairly sustainable. I've been taking a (prescribed) stimulant daily for a year and it effects me the same way that it did 3 months in. Same dose.
The euphoria you get early on is a side effect, however nice it may feel, and many people think it's the intended effect so they increase the dose regularly and spiral out of control. Furthermore, if you stay on the same dose, your appetite will return and other negative side effects will be reduced.
That's not to say there aren't downsides, there are, but addiction isn't the only outcome.

>>15955892
I understand that. But some people just don't have any self control when it comes to stimulants, even when they have a medical reason to take them. I was originally prescribed ritalin when I was diagnosed with adhd, then I moved on to adderall when the ritalin stopped being as effective, and then I moved on to meth when the same thing happened with adderall.

>>15952580
kys idiot

>>15953547
No. He's right. I would know.

>>15955286
>they do not
I do.

>>15954976
came here to say this

>>15955286
>nobody even cares what pepperoni is made out of. It's pepperoni, not its components

I'll make you my dog turd pepperoni special :)

>>15955286
This is an actual case of projection.

>>15949806
I order this every few days bros :(

>>15956953
every few days? get a grip dude

Not a specific food, but ordering delivery 5+ times a week

>>15948375
posting on 4channel

>>15950038
Important people have chefs, you're just a wagie trynna act all important

>>15957812
You're thinking of 1821, not 2021.

>>15957813
So fast to reply to me, neet. Not sure what's worse being a neet or drinking soj.

>>15950189
Red Venom is alright. Orange Venom is great.

>>15950038
nice roleplay

>>15948375
I'm in my 30's and live with an alcoholic roommate who lives in a study between his actual bedroom and his bathroom in the basement. I could probably play comparitive bingo with you posts and what little of his foodstuffs remain in the kitchen.
I don't know who I should feel bad for most: myself, my goblin of a roommate, or any post I can check on a made-up bingo card.

>>15948375
>>15948425
>>15948463
>Tfw these are my friday night (highlight of my week) treats

>>15950209
>t.

>>15956953
living the life

>>15954168
mods ban that guy for sneak dissing me real talk

>>15954168
shout out to sean ranklin

>>15956953
>eating McDonalds more than once or twice a season

I'm not American so I've never eaten that.
And it surprises me to read some of that information on the packaging.
>"chicken raised with no antibiotics ever"
>no added hormones or steriods
i thought it was common in America to eat chicken with antibiotics and contaminated with fecal matter, so im suprised.
>0g trans fat
another surprise
>inspected by US department of agriculture
I didn't even know the US does food inspections
>chicken strips, no bones
I always thought Americans eat hot wings with bones.

i want to try that and see how it tastes

>>15954168
looked and listened pilled

American here. mutant animals and vegetables are objectively superior and there is no valid reason why you should avoid them

>>15958071
F

>>15958071
R.I.P
We're all gonna make it brahs, never give up.

>>15955685
god I love this board

>>15948375
This thread makes me suicide because it's all I ever eat in my life and i'm 20, i'm scared to live with a girl because she doesn't wanna be with someone who eats like a manchild, I fucking hate healthy food and cooking, it sucks.

>>15958342
its not your diet that makes you a manchild, its your attitude. just find food that you like and make it yourself. it could be something as simple as pasta with meatballs and tomato sauce. not exactly high cuisine, but its better than Tyson's Chicken Strips (tm)

>>15958356
this so much.

>>15950209
I like drinking soylent while I watch my wife's boyfriend fuck her

>>15950322
He's the only marvel villain with a personality. And people think it makes them look smart if they prefer villains to heroes.

>>15958356
but i dont like any of that shit, i dont wanna force myself to eat some i dont wanna even bother eating, shit looks gross.

>>15956953
do you not have any plans for the future or something?

>>15954576
This and hot pockets too for me.

>>15952201
thats me, because im addicted to amphetamine. In fact, I cant properly do my job(programmer) without getting yoinked on speed paste. Also a sign that you have given up on life.
I love cooking and eating, its one of the only things in life that gives me joy so its just sad, really.

>>15948375
Mac and cheese
Any commercial fast food outlet with a drive through so you can die a little inside your own car without anyone seeing your fat ass.

>>15954143
Life as in hopes and dreams of a better outcome, not hard to work out

>>15948375

>>15950238
these were my work lunch, there was an office microwave and id eat these, it was the only thing i looked forward to at work...

>>15948476
A big spoonful of peanut butter, a banana and a big glass of milk is such a good combo.

>>15959943
i get ~30% of my calories per day with this peanut butter/banana combos till im full before bed

>>15948820
This is clearly an ad designed to look like a legitimate post

>>15958660
Even if I don't always eat it, I try to keep a case of ramen for emergencies/very rare times when I have jack for food.

But anon, I eat garbage on work days and save cooking fancy meals for the weekends and when my gf comes over

also, you posted the wrong one

>>15958045
Everything you mentioned has been banned in the US for like 30 years, sellers just put it on the label to fool healthtards into buying

>>15958660
shrimp version of these niggers are god tier though

>>15958015
i remember that going to the nearby shop and eating this as a lunch was a small trend in my middle school

god 14 year olds are awful people

>>15959660

I would say the same if they had Crystal Pepsi at work

>>15955237

>>15960116
>ramen

ramen is good if you add cooked bacon and grease to it. I just pour from the frying pan into the soup pot.

Also triple thick milkshakes. You can make milkshakes cheaper and better at home.

>>15955430
>>>15955237
>>that fucking hand
>no wonder he cannot open his onionlent

now you know the depths that is libtardom can reach

>>15950038
stale pasta, retard.

>>15958379
>I like drinking soylent while I watch my wife's boyfriend fuck her

libtards do that though

>>15954975
Usually this bundle is around $20.

"no added hormones or steroids" wtf is America never seen anything like that in sweden

>>15952580
What's the difference?

>>15948463
A brownie. Why would you eat a brownie with chicken???

>>15957966

>>15949585


>>15949092
I always have one a day, sometimes even two. I'm probably giving myself cancer, but have no desire to live past fifty.

This thread is suppose to be literal.

>>15960457
If you're eating that garbage, you're not thinking about food pairings.

>>15948375
I bought a bag of the regular tendies last week, no sauce. I thought they were pretty good for nights where I didn't want to cook a real meal

>>15955443
they're fucking ass dude. You can't make rice and chicken?

i like all the food in here except for the soylent

>>15960407
Improvement over obese lard ass rednecks who still think freedom means the right to become fatfuks, with guns to protect their rights to be fatfuks.

>>15961109
Take your meds transcel

>>15958071
>This chad used to go on /fit/
What happened to us.

>>15950189
the only place ive ever seen these was in a "grocery store" in the middle of hicktown california

>>15954935
I bet it has bananas behind a locked cabinet to prevent theft too

>>15948375
raw plantains and gin

>>15948375
I can go even further into the abyss! I buy these, right? Then I cook a Red Baron or whatever stuffed crust pizza. I pre cook some of these strips in an air fryer and then I set them up on the frozen pizza. Then I bake it. After I take the tendies pizza out I drizzle spicy ranch on top.

When my soul is judged will I have a chance? :P

>>15950038
Kek

>>15955018
Sneed

Bitches don’t know bout my microwave doner kebabs

>>15955664
Lmao you got btfo

>>15960567
Cbf cleaning up after and wasting the time

>>15948728
Less of this picture is photoshopped than I'd care for, isn't it?

>>15963231
this should not exist

>>15950322
Because they don't recognize Thermos yet.

I eat 4-5 of these every week, and miraculously I haven't gotten sick of it at all. Do I qualify?

>>15950312
Yep, I drink protein shakes all the time because of the meds

>>15954168
Big ups liquid Richard. RSK for life.

>>15963705
I would say so. Also, google anecdotal evidence.

>>15962018
enlightened post

>>15950238
bought these when i was drunk a few weeks ago forgetting i don't have a fucking microwave. finally got desperate enough to boil them in a pan in the bag and ate them like that.

>>15964444
quadquads of sadness

200+ replies in and will waiting for OP to start.

>>15960407
Well...at least he has the communist body type down.

>>15948375
its over

>>15964472
this is truly the most degenerate board

>>15948425
>>15952495
These are delicious.

>>15963705
This. I was eating it when I feel like it but I mainly eat cheaper lidl market pizza and I am still alive.

>>15950089
Imagine not being able to recognize a shoop.

>>15960389
Is that you, Beast?

>>15950238
>Been hungover for past two days just laying in bed and jacking off all day.

been there many times. except i cant even keep water down without violently puking.

im drinking cheap hot sauce

microwaved dipped in ketchup/mustard blend.

>>15950822
We always have them on sale 7.99 per bag but never tried them

>>15960392
kek

>>15955685
Based Texasbro

this entire thread is how my roommate eats.

i just finished a homemade steak burrito, i go to the kitchen to wash my plate and my roommate is eating microwaved dino nuggets with ketchup.

>>15960209
Same here

>>15955314
I chose chicken, faggot retard

>>15960407
seriously what the fuck happened to his body and face. malnutrition or rare genetic disorder?

>>15964474
shit like this needs to be illegal. you don't have the right to block traffic for nuggz.

>>15964808
Well maybe he doesn't know how to cook and you didn't offer to make him a burrito like a dick and then be mad he's eating nuggets?

>>15960407
lol looks like someone mixed baby and old hipster

>>15964873
he buys his own food. i buy my own. how does someone not know a basic skill?

>>15964444
Lmao I’m taking a dump and can’t laugh right now, but you’d hear me well enough had that not been the case

>>15964853
Both. He has a condition that rationalizes his veganism.

>>15964886
So people do not have the opportunity to cook growing up and never get around to developing the skill. It is sad but true.

>>15964853
its an ftm tranny i believe

>>15948476
>>15959943
recommend me a good brand of peanut butter

>>15965146
Teddie.
Super chunky unsalted if you're not a fucking pleb, but if you are like most people, just go for the smooth salted one.
No sugar added, and you won't miss it because it actually tastes good. If you want sugar, pair it with jam and/or drink milk with it.
You have to stir it very thoroughly with the butter knife to get the oil to mix back in, all the way to the bottom for even consistency. You don't refrigerate it, just reseal tightly.
You never go back to the tasteless tyranny of Jif.

>>15948375
less than 20 bucks for a 1.75 liter bottle.
Perfect beverage for a dark night of the soul

>>15964873
this. why should he have to learn anything by himself? i hope you're wiping his ass too, and changing his diaper

>>15958015
My Dad would buy my brother and I swiss cake rolls. We'd put them in the freezer and I would nibble off the chocolate coating while drinking 2% milk (I know, gross).

Went to meet some friends who aren't well off (army). I don't think I've ever been more disgusted with food.

Sometimes I take some frozen chicken tendies and throw them in some new oil to re-fry them and they taste pretty good w/ some bbq sauce after I'm done

>>15950238
Are you me? Except I finally ate today I made some spaghetti noodles and mixed them with melted margarine and Parmesan. I’ve had 4 bowls of it today

>>15958417
You'll have to force yourself to do stuff you don't feel like if you want to get anywhere in life. Buy healthy food only, hunger is the best spice.

>>15966696
Make this 6 bowls now. I’m afraid with all the noodles, cheese, and margarine I may accidentally shit myself tomorrow

>>15949043
I never realized the bottles were that big

>>15955312
This is exactly what happened to me but adderall. Tried to kill myself bc 4 days no sleep, only liquids, and hallucinations.

>>15950322
Because deep down they know he was right.

>>15955286
Don't fuck with my reality you filthy Marxist!

>>15955576
lol

>>15951232
>Eat the tacos when they're fresh
>Save the burritos for later since they microwave well

>>15964497
its a cornucopia of sadness and desperation that never ceases to entertain

>>15949969
bibigo is based but this is their faggiest option

get the dumplings and make your own dipping sauce, mimic having an asian dumpling mother

>>15957966
I'd cook for you if I could, anon. I like cooking sometimes.
Just made some cupcakes.

>>15955237
To be fair I tried it a few times and the bottles were legit screwed on so tight I couldn't believe it. I have faced my share of pickle jars over the years but that soylent bottle took herculean strength to pry open. I got it off because I am not a pussy but my skin was burning for a few minutes from the friction.

every time I pass these in the store I feel a sense of despair. it literally does not get more sad than these

>>15966696
>>15966946
Stop niggah, if not for yourself then for humanity

>>15958071
This but unironically. There is literally nothing wrong with GMO stuff

>>15968241
I loved these when I was younger.

I used to get one of these every day after getting off a shit day at work.

>>15968678
forgot my pic

>>15955685
>what is Chili with Beans

>>15948463
>Selects
Whoa, big spender over here.

>>15968537
These were so good, haven’t eaten once since middle school though

>>15968537
These are a god tier dessert

>>15964808
Do we have the same roommate? I'll make a steak, yellow wax beans, mushrooms, potato or side of noodles for dinner and he's eating ramen for the 15th time in a week.

Ive been getting a couple of these almost every night, they're like stronger, trashier white claws

>>15948375
Their southern tenderloins are good as fuck

>>15948476

Nigga it’s good for settling the stomach

>>15950238

Being hungover makes you horny too? I thought I was the only one...

>>15964474

I fucking hate being English, so many people are fucking coddled, self-entitled prudish sheep, going about their 6-day 9-5 work week for as little as their Managers can string them along with.

The main problem is they don’t have time to be real people and act like individuals instead of doing what everyone else in the pass-the-bucket line is doing

>>15969903
I'm always horny no matter what

>>15964444
they're actually really good if you pan fry them with some butter. if you're already low enough to eat them you might as well go all the way.

>>15960407
>breathed deeply
>appreciated the moment

I'm still depressed, IT DIDNT WORK

>>15954935
They probably sell shredded parmesan

>>15952495
I hate these

>>15958397
Red Skull was unironically right

>>15969903
I beat my dick like it owes me money after I’ve been drinking

>>15960407
It didn't need the hammer and sickle photoshopped in

>>15954459
>6 a night
>average

>>15949806
When that was still a thing it was a great way to feed the family for cheap. 4 people can get well fed from that.
Shame they dropped it.

>>15949092
My mother drinks like 3 of these a day, and often takes Caffine pills.
Her guts just fucked.

>>15955237
>there's a video
Holy shit

>>15964444
I think you found the underneath of rock bottom.

>>15968241
>girl made me some of this during qusrantine
>brings them to me at my desk
>so surprised by the quality i impulsively say "what the fuck"
>she doesn't make food for like 2 weeks out of embarassment
I try to be supportive when she makes me shit but goddamn that caught me off guard.

>>15949092
i feel like i dodged a bullet by never getting into energy drinks
they just never appealed to me
i must have somehow missed the marketing niche
i know some people who have like 3 or 4 a week and no way that shit is good for you

>>15950822
>doesn't buy tyson due do the expense
damn you must be poor as shit, which is weird because you wrote in complete sentences
get your act together, man
unless you're some like super thrifty saver with big plans, you should be able to "treat" yourself to some tyson tendies occasionally, they aren't exactly expensive fare

>>15968537
nigguh jus make your own

>>15955729
Oh yeah you're so much better than everyone else.

>>15963231
i am american and i dont understand doner kebab
what is it?
i fundamentally don't understand it for some reason
please help me

>>15971349
seasoned sliced lamb

>>15965337
>Teddie
>Super chunky
>Unsalted
Goddamn you're based.

>>15960411
Who the fuck is going to cheat on Idris Elba?
I'm a straight guy and I know he's at least a 9/10.

>>15954168
Mods ban anyone who hasn’t beaten their grandma

>>15950038
i know this is pasta but it really makes me sad that people don't enjoy eating

>>15955576
lol

>>15971319
Regularly. I don't buy it regularly. As in Ido buy it occasionally. But yes, I'm likely much poorer than you. That said, did you know that for every four bags of tendies you skip you can get one troy ounce of silver?
>>15971361
That I am, anon.