/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>doesn't dye her eyebrows to match
>roots showing
what a fucking slob

>>15926123
>shoulders massively wider than hips
>thick arms and neck
>big arnold jaw
do amerimutts really?

That fucking spaghetti looks absolutely vile.
Disgusting.

>>15926137
I was born blonde and I have brown eyebrows.

For me, it’s Lug-A-Tell

put some pants on. im not eating your e coli spaghetti

>>15926123
There's a girl I might be willing to let rape me.

>>15926149
slob

>>15926175
you're not going to get ecoli from a human body you moron, in case you haven't noticed, you're a human body and you don't get ecoli right now, right?

>>15926149
IMPURE

>>15926144
she would make strong sons though
terrible daughters however

>>15926173
it is the best widely available brand in that category

>>15926184
When you eat her poop you might

>>15926184
there's a reason human shit is banned as fertilizer in civilized countries

>>15926123
>boot up /ck/
>immediately start hiding all thread images that have a human face in them because they're low quality.

It literally always works.

>>15926139
She earns more in one month through only fans than you do in a year.

>>15926211
What's that got to do with that he said, cuck? Also, that isn't an accomplishment.

>>15926211
>implying money is real

I'm an expert in jiujitsu, my great wealth is the knowledge I can kill any man alive with my bare hands and nobody can take that away from me

>>15926237
what if I cut off your hands

>>15926237
Except a wrestler

>>15926247
pff, no
understanding the counter measures against a wrestler is the first stuff you should learn. You can set traps for them and they will take the bait 100% of the time
>>15926238
they aren't required. but you wouldnt be able to


yup, there's no better feeling than the confidence of walking in a room and looking around at all the men in it and definitively knowing you could put them all down easily

I want her to sit on my lap really hard, so I can feel the full weight of her.

>>15926137
I think it looks cool

>>15926285
Oh yeah because we haven't watched countless jiujitsu retards get mauled by wrestlers in the octagon

>>15926203
Unhide the bamboo rat thread, it's actually interesting content in there

>>15926211
so you just proved my point that Amerimutts literally do worship "women" who look like men in drag. thanks

>>15926123
I bet her crutch is so musty and pungent, I would love to take a deep sniff
Also, sage

>>15926331
oi oi oi fucken gobble me cock up you slag oi oi oi vey oi oi oi don't use ya fucken teef love shit mate. w0t wait a minute ya ain't my fucken sister mate oi piss off

>>15926123

>>15926309
the octagon is not a fight, MMA is a sport with rules and people know how to exploit those rules
the entire wrestling meta in MMA is to push someone against the cage that wraps 360 degrees around at a consistent 24-30 feet in every direction and hold them with a low body lock because they aren't allowed to hit you in the back of the head, knee you in the face, or hold on to the cage to stay upright

it's not even close to a simulation of how a fight would actually go

>>15926372
In a real fight a wrestler would still dominate you. Jiujitsu is worthless against a legit wrestler. Great against your random retard though

>>15926211
>>15926123
Who is she?

>>15926139
she's australian

>>15926394
Dude what are you talking about, I'm a wrestler but BJJ is way more valuable in a real fight. Wrestling as a sport is even less like a real fight then MMA. It's almost not a martial art at all, it's just a game or competition between two men that has some resemblance to fighting.
>>15926403
Say who it is before this thread gets deleted, fag

>>15926237
I have a $300 9mm handgun which holds 9+1 and no once can take it away from me any easier than they can cut off your hands. I spent my years reading and playing video games and getting more money rather than becoming an expert addy an ancient martial art. I also know just enough judo to matter.

>>15926123
She's 20lbs overweight.

>>15926413
Literally one decent take down will end any real fight. There are endless videos of it happening

>>15926413
Oh and then you got guys like derrick lewis who just stand the fuck up and go back to wailing on the retard on the ground

>>15926211
>She's a whore
Wow you sure showed him

>>15926394
I don't know how many times I have to run it with wrestlers claiming the same thing just to tap them 6-7 times before the 5 minute timer goes off and they say they don't want to go another round

wrestlers are so predictable, the positioning they revert to is terrible when there's submissions play. Leave the legs wide open to attacks, take the bait and underhook traps I deliberately put down that set up arm isolation and shoulder locks, and the biggest thing is they fight with everything they have to stay off their back which means they leave their back exposed to getting mounted
I have no intention of ever sweeping a wrestler to his back, but he thinks I'm trying to
so he thinks he's stopping my attempt when in reality he's reacting exactly in the way I was anticipating he would and is 5 seconds away from getting choked out
>>15926415
you aren't going to be able to draw and fire an effective shot if you're in fist fighting range and if you trained with your gun you would know that.
and if you're drawing your weapon against an unarmed person who isn't within fist fighting range then you're not actually fighting, you're committing assault with a deadly weapon

>>15926546
Oh you mean you tapped a guy using your own rules? Not a street fight? Not applicable.

>>15926551
no see the way it works is it's customary for the challenger to set the rules so after he loses he can't turn around and say "I woulda won if it wasn't for their stupid rules"
so the guy can come on in, sign the waver that says if anything bad happens we aren't involved, and if you die we're leaving you in a dumpster and denying we ever met you.
then you pick the rules, how do you want to do it? strikes, no strikes? it's up to you, makes no difference, the result is going to be the same

if it's no strikes I just tap you at will until the clock runs out or you call it quits (usually they call it quits before times up)
if it's with strikes I actually embarrass you even more by not punching you but actually bitch slapping you around and giving you wet willies and making you say uncle while I noogie you

>>15926584
The delusional jiujitsu person is hilarious to watch. Every time they just get embarrassed in almost every mma league, but they just keep insisting it's still a relevant practice

>>15926599
I don't know why you keep talking about MMA
jiujitsu is a battle field tested martial art
it's one of the only ones actually proven to work in real life and not just in the ring

>>15926173
"Naturally low in carbohydrates"

Fucking cheese ... do Americans really?

>>15926123
Can you imagine how funny it would be if she accidentally farted in your face lol

>>15926413
Looks like stephania ferrario. A plus sized australian model on ig

>>15926611
Because mma is the closest you will ever get to a real street fight without it being a real street fight, and bjj is fairly outdated apart from some core strategies.

>>15926139
Id gladly break my dick in half inside of her

>>15926628
>bjj
is a sport
there's no martial art called bjj, if you're talking about bjj you're specifically talking about sport jiujitsu under the rules the ibjjf has set out
if you're talking about the martial art then jiujitsu is all you should be saying. There isn't a single brazilian person that called jiujitsu "bjj"

>>15926628
>mma is the closest you will ever get to a real street fight without it being a real street fight
thanks joe rogan, but that's fucking wrong
having some rando off the street walk in unexpectedly with his friends and a highschool wrestling background saying he could kick your ass is a much closer approximation to a real fight than MMA could ever be where you have athletes of similar weights preparing for months to compete under the observation of a regulatory body that sets standards for drug use and rules of engagement with an agreed upon break every 5 minutes and a team of coaches standing there giving you advice

>>15926663
>>15926628
Stop talking about touching other men you homos

>>15926669
make me

>>15926625
Holy shit, she's perfect

>>15926663
If you train literally anything, boxing, kick boxing, jiujitsu, wrestling, you will be able to beat the breaks off of 99% of the population.
Mma is the only true test of these techniques and go figure, jiujitsu has not stood the tests of time. Also go be pedantic on reddit ya dumb homo. Your sport will be irrelevant in about 10 to 20 years since it already pretty much is at the highest level of fighting

>>15926679
*Unzips dick*

>>15926681
>>15926688
Right. Perfect amount of thicc, amazing curves, marilyn monroeish type of classic hollywood look. Muh dick

>>15926687
>Your sport
I don't do jiujitsu as a sport

>highest level of fighting
MMA isn't fighting, MMA is a sport
lmao imagine thinking a sport that is regulated down to the ounce of your athletes weight where you know who you're competing against months ahead of time and can watch footage to create a specific game plan to deal with that individual is a metric for anything
MMA competition is a known known, you're conflating prep time with competency

in a situation with unknown unknowns where you have no control over the time, place, or opponent you're fighting you aren't going to get a better methodology than jiujitsu

>>15926688
pierced titties

>>15926180
>>15926306
very based

>>15926688

HUMINA HUMINA

>>15926719
Okay. You're on your back with a guy and his friend runs up and punts you in the head.