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15923192 No.15923192 [Reply] [Original]

i want a SLAVE to peel my grapes for me
Theres nothing better and more beautiful in this world than a product that has had skilled labor invested into it for my consumption. this is beauty. i find more joy eating peeled grapes than unpeeled grapes i can taste the slave blood. and i get to destroy it. im consuming someone elses time and effort and originality nd intricacy. yes scrumptious.

>> No.15923218

>>15923192
whats the difference

>> No.15923223

ok

>> No.15923228

>>15923192

But half the point of grapes is the snap you get from biting through the skin

>> No.15923304

>>15923192
Sounds like the thing a tapeworm would say.

Parasites get the bullet/rope/guillotine.

>> No.15923329

>>15923218
its like when you were a kid and you ate lucky charms right? You really loved the marshmallows. so you'd eat the nasty oat pieces first and then in one big gulp you'd savor the marshmallows , that's what eating peeled grapes feels like.

>> No.15923343

>>15923192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpPofyZbvDw

>> No.15923354

>>15923192
The bitterness of the skin balances the sweetness of the flesh, like the green bit on a strawberry.

Only sugar obsessed fags don't eat the whole fruit.

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15923381

>>15923192
I see you are a man of culture and refined taste.

>> No.15923383

>>15923343
>ops wet dream, btw

>> No.15923395

>>15923192
I once read that a gorilla's lips are dry enough to peel a grape but I can't remember where I read it and google turns up nothing

>> No.15923434

>>15923228
fpbp

>> No.15923566

>>15923192
This is how I used to get my dog to eat grapes.

>> No.15925062

>>15923192
>Theres nothing better and more beautiful in this world than a product that has had skilled labor invested into it for my consumption.
peeling grapes isn’t skilled labor retard