/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Yes but he didn't mean it

>>15915808
interesting

>>15915808
Is that Guy Fieri?

>>15915924
Not in the slightest, Guy has a family and a show and is alive and well unlike this dead literal cuck

>>15915838
?

>dating the architect of the metoo movement
>vocal supporter of the movement
>girlfriend turns out to be a diddler as well
>kills self
it was the right move

>>15916532
it was a choke-jerking accident

>>15916532
he was also a ragging addict with major depression issues
like imagine getting paid a fuckton to travel the world get shitfaced and eat the best food countries have to offer well being surounded by extremely interesting people
and still being depressed do to a fucked up chemical imbalance or neurological disorder

that shits got to eat at you

>ywn make sweet love with Bourdains girlfriend while you're 17
why live bros?

>>15915808
He was married to a junkie, whore b-actor.
He himself was on the needle. God figured its time to Tony to go to heaven

>>15915808
Who cares. The only thing he ever wanted to he was some Hunter S. Thompson fag world traveler, and he achieved it by shitting on everyone else in his industry. Celebrity chefs like Emeril and our main main Guy. Well he got want he wanted. Im not glad that hes dead, but he got where he was on the backs of other notable chefs, and then became what he hated.

There was something satisfying about watching him judging Americas Next Top Tween cooking competitions with all of his tattoos and fake attitude

>>15916529
He was just joking

>>15917061
How do you know ?

Non-suicide victim here: how can you accidentally hang yourself from the door knob? There's no drop what am I missing?

>>15917105
Autoerotic asphyxiation gone wrong, it just gets covered up by their pr teams

>>15917113
So you choke so hard you faint and you hang like an idiot a few inches above the floor?
I thought you can always just stand up but now I realize you can faint before and die after you fainted

>>15917113
Yeah I get that I didn't understand how the mechanics of this works

>>15916496
Based. I have no idea why our dysgenic society celebrates broken people living hedonistic lives that end in ruin and self destruction.

>>15915808
Is that Chef Boyardee? Yes, he said that >>15915924

>>15916962
>pic
damn, what's the jew equivalent of chad thundercock? chaim something something?

>>15916853
Not only that, but he was a jew as well.

>>15917033
>some Hunter S. Thompson fag
You say that like it's a bad thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHeSC_Ws5Ic

>>15915808
>what did a drug addict sodomite mean by this incoherent statement

No one gives a fuck. I hope he’s rotting in hell right now.

>>15915808
He’s a Jew so I wouldn’t put anything past him

>>15917202
Because everyone else is a boring NPC.

>>15917281
Chef Boyardee is the pic related!

>>15915808
I read it, didn’t comprehend it, and my brain has moved on. Rip.

>junkie jew said something stupid
great thread op

>>15915808
And Dave Chappelle said kill niggers white power, should we believe him?

>>15918660
Yes.

>>15915808
Is the dead part really necessary? So he sees himself and his colleagues as whores?

>>15915808
to be fair he was probably coked out of his mind when he said that

>>15918671
no idiot, he's trying to make the point that people only eat out because they can no longer eat their grandma's cooking, just like men fuck whores because the whore they married no longer puts out

problem is, he was just a tv sellout and no one cared about his cooking, so he was the dead grandmother while alive

>>15917371
this. stop talking about this rotting cocksucker.

>>15917371
It's not incoherent. I'll admit when I saw this thread upon waking half brain-dead I didn't get it. He means that people seek out chefs to cook them good food like their grandma did just like how men seek out prostitutes to cure their loneliness from their deceased wife.

i also saw ratatouille

>>15915808
Absolutely dire analogy, both of my grandmothers were terrible cooks.

>>15918965
But you can still fuck a deceased wife. A dead grandmother can NOT cook for you.
checkmate.

>>15919890
You shouldve fucked them then.

he would’ve shitted on grandma’s food and then sucked off eric ripert and talked about how much better his gay ass french cuisine is so much better

>>15915808
This guy chose to end his life. Why should anyone care what he has to say?

>>15915808
Well, he did always say chefs were in the pleasure business. They bring you feelings of comfort that you associate with unhealthy, but delicious food. I'd say he's not totally wrong, but it's also a projectionfest of major proportions.

>>15916853
>Mun chemical imbalance
Codeword for being a bitch

>>15920019
Post medical degree.

>>15920048
I have a degree from Howard Medical School nigga