/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I will consume the za

>>15909991
Don't mind if I do

No, I am trying to get back to 135lbs. I will refuse the 'za.

>>15909991
It's called a pizza pie so this is technically correct

>>15909991
That pixxa looks barren, it needs some deenz to make it whole.

>>15910120
>technically
Yeah and you're technically a faggot

>>15910025
how short are you lmao

>>15909991

I had to stop, za is fattening as hell, za refused but extremely begrudgingly

>>15910120
who the fuck eats ANY pie like that

>>15909991
??

>>15909991
>pepperoni on pizza
No thank you, I'm not 5 anymore.

>>15909991
Hang on, let me get a knife and fork

>>15910120
EAT YOUR GODDAMN CRUST YOU FUCKING CHILD

>>15912570
The customer's always right, Gordon

>>15912582
FUCKING DONUTS, THE LOT OF THEM
https://youtu.be/mPFrvA9zF0I

>>15910010
chaotic evil

>>15909991

fucking advertising, I bought a stupid croissant pizza because of this thread FUCK YOU

>>15912557
Unironically the best way to eat pizza.

>>15910025
Manlet lmao

>>15912570
no the crust is yucky

Today I learned what strong flour is.
No wonder my dough is always so weak after fermenting.

>>15909991
Chicago deep dish or bust.

Stop. Nobody says "'za". It is not a thing. It is not said in polite society. It is not even said in impolite society. It is said in NO society. You are making yourself seem all the more ridiculous by continuing to force it. I have lived a long life and have had many social circles, not once have I heard anyone call a Pizza pie a "'za". It is simply not done by anyone, ever. I suggest you stop saying it before you end up in an awkward situation of accidentally saying it in real life to another person, which I'm sure would result in much embarrassment on your part and relentless mockery on theirs. You know I'm right, so just listen to someone who knows. There is no such thing as "'za". The closest I've heard is "peez'", and even that is a very desperate reach for Pizza-related slang that would raise eyebrows in most circles. Just don't do it. We have an existing vocabulary for a reason - use it. "'Za" is not a thing. Let me say that again.
"'Za".
Is.
Not.
A.
Thing.

>>15912897
I like Detroit style

>>15909991
I haven't had a za in awhile. All these fucking flies in my mail promoting 50% off online pizza orders is very tempting

>>15913400
It’s said every single day in our impolite society here on /ck/

>>15913400
> pizza pie
Skillful bait

Fun since I'm from NY and don't have to call our stuff "new york style" you fucking faggots!

>>15909991

>>15912210
Bro, some people just wanna eat the 'roni.
I have a go-to combo of my own too but don't be a dick.

>>15910025
same. good luck fren

>>15912210
my favorite topping is sliced fresh tomatoes, not really a fan of anything meaty on pizza.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5AZhjhbxf8