/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Why are we leaving the bar at 1am? Are you a kid?

>>15901876
It's because the bar is in utah or some other shitty state and everything is closed.

>>15901863
Laid. You faggots go enjoy your waffles.

>>15901863
I like spicy food when I’m drunk so I’d go for the bowl or the sandwich and dump hot sauce on it or ask if they have jalapeños.

>>15901863
Kid's grilled cheese

>>15901876
because i've got work in the morning

cup of coffe

>>15901876
where i live if you don't have a squeeze by then it's not happening. get food and go home

anyways double hashbrowns all the way

>>15901863
waffle and side of crispy bacon

steak and eggs, eggs over easy

>>15901901
And bacon, pancakes, and toast.
>>15901876
For pancakes and shit.

>>15901863
>cheese 'n eggs
>sweet bread with rasins, sliced tomatoes

i dunno why but i will have that

Hashbrowns peppered n capped, cheesey eggs, side of sausage, coffee and oj.

>>15901939
Would you like bacon, sausage, or city ham, honey?

Need something that's gonna soak up that alcohol quick so I don't throw up in the morning.
Toast and pancakes.

Sausage egg and cheese melt, hash browns with everything except chilli, and a coke please.

All star with scramble eggs and a side of biscuits and gravy.

>>15901965
how about a handjob behind the dumpster, toots

All-Star
>4 eggs over medium
>Ham or bacon
(Depending on how im feeling)
>Double Hashbrown Double Smothered and regular capped
>Regular waffle
And can I get some picante salsa in that silly little Casa De Waffle bottle you keep for my hashbrowns thanks

You gotta have the grits.

>>15901863
2 orders of large of hashbrowns smothered and chunked. 1 large coke and a Texas bacon egg and cheese melt with extra cheese

this place is expensive
rather go to mcdonald’s

>>15901863
Wow this board really is just fast food shill central.

>>15902134
are you going to go home shitfaced and cook you retard

texas bacon cheese steak melt. extra cook on the onions and the hashbrowns smothered covered and chunked. todd me a bottle of Worcestershire for the melt. it's a shame my local waffle house has gone to shit with meth head staff at night. i hope they get replaced soon so i can get my drunk fix.

>>15901863
I'm not going to patronize a fucking flyover white restaurant filled to the brim with covert Nazis. Fuck off. Back to pol.

Besides I don't drink and they don't do butter chicken. Pig skins lmao.

>>15901901
>>15901923
>SEX SEX SEX GOD I WANT SEX I N E E D SEX UUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH FUUUUUUCK I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Pitiful hylics.

>>15902162
you will never be a woman, Troonocchio

>>15901876
Based

>>15901863
waffle with bacon bits and scrambled eggs on top

Steak and Eggs over medium and medium rare
scattered hashbrowns, all the way
rye toast and waffles
side of biscuit and gravy and large bacon
orange juice and a cup of coffee
and if i'm feeling super naughty, I'll add in a patty melt

>>15902134
>implying WH is anywhere near as shit tier as fast food
Lmao k

>>15902171
Sophia hates 4chan posters

>>15901923
wtf goes to bars to hook up

I go to hang out

>>15901863
>“I’ll have a coney no onions, extra chili, mustard on the side
>”I’m sorry, what’s a coney?”
>”wtf why don’t you have coneys?!”
>stand up and get in her face
>”sir you need to leave”
>”I didn’t want your shit diner food anyway”
>flips table over
>barf on scared waitress
>slip on my own vomit
>wake up in jail cell with pounding headache

>>15902120
>a full breakfasat of bacon, eggs, hashbrowns, toast, and a waffle for about eight bucks
>a fucking mcmuffin and a greasy hashbrown patty cooked in last week's oil for 7 bucks
NGMI

>>15901863
C-can I have the Kid's Grilled Cheese, please Anon?

>>15901863
All star. Eggs over medium, hashbrowns, blueberry waffle, bacon, and biscuits and gravy instead of toast.

>>15902491
You have to be 18 to post here

chicken and waffles, no need to thank me

>>15901942
Peppered and capped master race

jezus jannie

>>15901863
Still got an hour to last call so I'm going to the next bar and getting even more shitfaced.

>>15901923
Amateur. At closing time the lonely 2/10s are hanging out in the parking lot desperate for attention. That is when I pounce.

>>15903036
Based. Love me some late night scraps.

>>15901863
Triple hashbrowns all the way, double cheeseburger with bacon and chili, two waffles, a slice of pecan pie and a diet coke.

>>15901999
>>15902730
>All star

>>15901863
I'll take a regular hashbrown with onions, tomatos, peppers then a pecan waffle. I'll have a lemonade with the hash and a choccie milk with the waffle.

>>15901863
> 1AM What are you getting?

Probably knifed in the parking lot by the friendly natives.

>>15901863
Triple order scattered smothered covered chunked peppered capped, biscuit and gravy, waffle, two over-easy eggs and toast, coffee, raisin toast, bacon.

>>15901863
I'm not american, but I dream of going to WH one day. I'd get myself a double smothered country large hashbrowns. With some Minute Maid.

>>15901863
>that unseared Steak

>>15901863
>waho
GOD I MISS THE EAST COAST

>>15901863
A blunt, followed by a DUI and a Possession of Marijuana charge. Then a night in jail on an empty stomach

Looks shite, I'm off for a kebab at 5am when club kicks out

Exactly what’s in pic related, waffle drowning in butter and syrup, and a glass of milk

>>15901876
You’ll understand when you turn over 25.

>>15903036
why hello there fellow slampig hunter anon

>>15901863

All star with hashbrowns, bacon, and regular toast

as far as I'm concerned the rest of the menu is a waste of paper

>>15901863
I don't drink. Therefore, I do not eat trash like this because I am sleeping and waiting to be awoken by my wife who will make me breakfast using eggs from our own chickens.

Fucking disgusting Americans. I took one look at that menu and I was appalled by the quality. If I could hold you in the palm of my hands, I would crush you like ground pepper to put upon my eggs, faggot.

>>15906318
How can a boomer be so based???

>>15901863
yeah lemme get uhhhh triple hashbrown smothered covered and capped with a coke

>>15901863
Directions to Long John's

>>15901863
Why do americans have these retarted menus with calories and horrible layouts?

>>15903036
based

unironically this

>>15901863
I have a local diner I go to. I usually get Corned Beef Hash topped with a Fried Egg, Buttered Sourdough Bread on the side, and a cup of black coffee.

>>15907174

fuck you the place burned down and all the cooks have aids, it's waffle time

>>15901863
Texas bacon and egg sounds awesome when wasted. I wish there was a chain like this here in europe.

>>15901863
a life. who the fuck eats that fast food slop?

>>15901863
>what up my NIGGER let me have two waffles with the CHOCO CHIPS add some has browns LOAD EM UP MY BROTHER and some scrambled eggs fucking THAAAAANK YOOOOOU
>oh and coffee I'm driving lmao

all star special with bacon

>4eggs
>8 pieces of bacon
>hashbrown bowl
>pot of coffee, left at the table
>glass of water

>>15901894
This scenario doesn't work if it takes place in Utah, since there's no Waffle House in Utah.

;-;

>>15906318
rent free

>>15901863
An Uber home so I can vomit profusely
Down a half liter of water
And pass the fuck out.

... What's the difference between country ham and city ham?

>>15901863
Im the designated driver, no need to tell me Im a hero, I already know. What you CAN do for me though is bring me a texas bacon AND sausage (not or) egg and cheese melt with a two triple hashbrowns and a 16 oz side of pickles. Ill also add a biscuit and gravy, its on the house. Oh, and youre gonna want to bring out some grape jelly packets and a few more bottles of ketchup honey, get too it before I smack your ass again instead of leaving you a tip :^)

>>15908998
Country ham has lower crime rates and stronger family values.

>>15903036
This man knows.

>>15901863
Cheesy chips, duh. What tf else would I be getting
>>15901923
Why are anons on 4chan literally convinced that the only reason to go to bars or go clubbing is to try and have drunk sex
It's fucking weird, nobody normal thinks this way

>>15903157
are those jalapeños? in creamy sauce?

>>15901863
I miss waffle houses so much. Probably the thing I miss most overall since moving from Tennessee to new york

>>15901863
Why does everything on that menu look so fake? Is that what it looks like when you get it?

In bongland the only thing open after you leave is shitty kebab and chicken places. I'd love to try some greasy diner food.

>>15901876
Are you unemployed, faggot, some of us have jobs to go to.

>>15901901
Only if your boyfriend is home fom his gay orgy.

>>15902144
Heard of a microwave you fucking neanderthal?

>>15903000
Ahh,
And this is why the zoomies can't hold down a job.

>>15901863
>Kids meal
>960 calories
You should be fucking hanged

>>15903157
>diet coke.
you almost had a pretty good order

>>15906326
That is a NORMAL person, zoomie.
Sorry to break it to you, but anyone older than you has developed a relationship with a woman.

>>15907540
I bet you're whiter than a table-cloth, homie.

>>15903036
I wanna see a video of you plowing a slampig to that closing time song.

>>15909355
I absolutely am my NIGGER

>>15909107
Why the hell else would you go to a club? To dance? What are you a fag?

>>15909783
>What are you a fag?
Why yes I am
Dancing is just fun af though. Ofc you have to be with the right people -- good friends who also like to dance. When you see anons who assume club = an attempt to fuck someone they always, and I mean ALWAYS, have the shittiest, grimmest friends.
Like god damn I don't know why the misconception's so huge on this site, do they seriously think people are going clubbing with the aim of shagging someone.

>>15901863
god, I wish WA had a waffle house

>>15901863
wow dummy 1AM is when you arrive at your last bar of the tour and try to snag a piggy

Cheese steak omelette old fashioned way extra egg hash brown smothered covered peppered. Every time.

>>15909803

Preaching to the choir, brother. Don't think these autists will understand, though. God I miss parties.

>>15909803
That's the only reason people go
That's whats advertised.
That's why theres bouncers turning away the uglies.
People who go clubbing always seem so desperate and vacant, fucking grim lifestyle

>>15910096
They won't until they somehow end up clubbing with the right group
I know that's what it took to make me realise that instead of hating clubbing like I thought I did, I actually fucking loved it
>>15910099
What the hell kind of club have you been to where ugly people get turned away
>People who go clubbing always seem so desperate and vacant
I would say like 80% of people our age go clubbing
If you go to grim clubs with grim friends you don't actually like clubbing with then yes you will have a horrible time

>>15901863
>no kebab
>no cheesy chips
dropped, I'm going to starve myself. what sort of heathen eats breakfast meals at night?