/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>He doesn't know
gay

>>15894033
Not all of us eat pussy like an animal anon. Leave your cousins alone.

Boogers taste good, I'm 24 and still eat them

I like to cook them on my grill till they open. I then put the meat on a cracker with lemon juice and cocktail sauce. I'm usually hammered when doing all this.

>>15894038
Not him but I like swallowing cum

>>15894111
Based

>>15894015
They're not bad when you realize how horny they make us humans, and how a woman is willing to enthusiasticslly take your cum in all her holes. My best sex was always followed by eating oysters and oyster tequila shots.

>>15894111
>>15895376
Kill yourselves pronto

>>15894111
Study show people who eat their own boogers have stronger immune systems

>>15894038
They taste like clean seawater and have the consistency of jizz. If you order them on a date and the woman eats them her mind instantly thinks about sucking cock and will get aroused. Not liking oyster mrans you don't like getting head, that is some seriously gay shit, don't be a faggot I expect better of you.

>>15894226
That sounds like an excellent idea, I'll have to do that when I move to my new place where I can have a grill

>>15894015
If you were actually able to compare you would know that boogers are salty themselves.

Oysters aren't food.
Like how lobsters and crabs are like bugs.
You wouldn't eat something you found under a rock, so why eat oysters?

Anything that lives in water with fins and scales, which means: no shark, dolphin, whale, shrimp, eel, etc.

There are guidelines.
I'm not religious but read up on the old world religions outlines of what to eat, they seem very practical (even if you're an atheist).

You wouldn't eat cockroaches so don't eat crustacea, etc.
You wouldn't eat pelican, so don't eat eagle.
You wouldn't eat a cat, so don't eat dog.

>>15894015
Its merely a vehicle for horseradish

If you don't like them don't order them.
I never understand there threads.
What does it matter if other people like things that you don't?
Why not mak a thread about something you like?

>>15895418
>If you order them on a date and the woman eats them her mind instantly thinks about sucking cock and will get aroused.
13-year-old detected. Did you read that in your brother's Maxim magazine?

>>15895459
Look at this booger connoisseur over here

>>15895418
>If you order them on a date and the woman eats them her mind instantly thinks about sucking cock
So what is she thinking about when I eat them?

>>15894015
i've been a school teacher long enough to know at least half of you cunts like the taste of salty boogers though

>>15894015
but boogers are salty??

>>15896394
>read up on old world guidelines

Anon, why the fuck would you feel the need to read up on this garbage when we all know that humanity didn’t have half of the culinary and sanitary knowledge we do now? If someone knows how to prepare something, they should be able to eat it.

>>15894111
Me too lol

>>15895397
Wait so would you have a shot of tequila with an oyster in the shit glass? Or would you take a shot and then eat an oyster???

>>15895397
>My best sex was always followed by eating oysters and oyster tequila shots.
You're meant to the eat the oyster before sex.

>>15896394
So you don't eat pork or cheeseburgers?

>>15896394
if I found a dolphin or whale with scales I wouldn't eat it either..

>>15897142
>expecting women to have non-NPC thoughts

>>15896394
Shit I'd eat a pelican if I could buy some.

In any case, people have been eating all those thing for centuries stop weakening your immune system by being a pussy.