/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15895807
why have you posted like 4 hamburger threads today????

>>15895815
I haven't, this is my first in a few days.

>>15895807
Reminds of the good times when I was a pizza delivery driver and I would drive around for a few hours after work and go to mcdonalds or taco bell. Good times.

>>15895807
at least get out of your car
now it stinks of fast food

This chicken sandwich is plain as hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q9UafsiQ6k

>>15895815
>12 adam lamborgesa threads
>27 why do americans threads
>2 do americans really threads
>8 boiled europoor meal threads
>3 does anybody actually enjoy the taste of beer threads
>...
>single actual American feels thread
>WHY U POST LIKE 4 HAMBURDER THREDS 2DAY BRAT CYKA!!!

>>15895846
It's chilly out and I can open my window on the way back to air it out.

>>15895850
their chicken sandwich sucks now. the one they had before was marginally better

>>15895870
On the way back where?
We need answers.

>>15895882
To the gay bath house.

>he wears masks

good goy

>>15895807
Post car flask or fuck off.

>>15895876
It's not as raw as it looks in the photo lol, but it's just so mediocre....and I got a spicy one. It wasn't spicy.
>>15895882
To the home gay bathhouse, idiot.

>>15895898
Post pics of the gay bathhouse.
I'm chubbed up here and need to ejaculate asap

>>15895807
Nice muzzle, cuckboi.

>>15895898
>tennessee
i know where you live

>>15895911
Somewhere within a driving distance of the picture. You don't know where I live, queerbait.

>>15895935
haha freaked you out

>>15895935
How cold can it be in god damned tennessee?

>>15895954
You really didn't.

>>15895807
I live in the boonies so no fast food close enough. been years since I had McDonalds desu I'm kinda jealous.

> 2am
> Just spent six hours drinking and dancing in your midsize city's only gay bar
> You're not really gay but they have better drinks for the price than anywhere else, better music, and ngl it's kind of a nice self-esteem boost to be hit on even if you're not into it
> Also lots of hot drunk college girls grinding each-other doesn't hurt
> Seriously, why do straight college chicks turn into sluts in gay bars?
> Stumble drunk to all-night diner
> Eat cheap greasy eggs, chorizo and hash browns under the waning influence of alcohol while looking at the completely empty streets with a wisp of fine snow blowing in the wind
> Get a handy in the bathroom from some twink in a skirt
> Hey, it was going to be a male hand either way, if anything it's less gay because they're wearing a skirt and you're wearing carhart jeans

>>15895990
>>15896000
Fantastic story, gay bro! You should consider writing a book.

>>15896019

Do you want a spicy chorizo handy?

>>15896023
Depends. Are you passable for a girl?

>>15896031

No, but the flip-side of that is that I'm willing to give you a spicy chorizo handy in the bathroom of a diner at 2am for no reason

>>15896000
based and femboy-pilled

>>15896068
I'm good then, I'd rather not wait an hour and a half for a handjob at a "diner" from a man, I'll be firmly asleep by them. Thank you though and please stay safe.

>>15896088

it's 2am somewhere, anon

>>15896088
> a handjob at a "diner" from a man

As opposed to a handjob at home from a man - yourself?

>>15896000
neat little story

>4chan
>literally every thread infested with gay people

>>15896144

I'm 29 and have been on this godawful site for 16 years. If you stick around, you'll be a little gay too

We all just wish to be the little girl

>>15896110
Yes. I am not a homosexual. Maybe one day you will understand that there are people different than you. Until then, best of luck and don't force yourself on anyone.

>>15896167
>Yes. I am not a homosexual.

>To the home gay bathhouse, idiot

Must suck to live in a gay bathhouse then

>>15896102
Yea in iceland...

>>15896144
Youre on fourchan you faggot. What did you expect?

>>15895807
Europoors wouldn't understand, OP. I understand.

>>15895807
I just got my license, and hate being at home with my hoarder parents.
Relatable. Also I found where you are for shits and giggles.

>>15896495
do americans really live like this

>>15896000
gays need to be purged, all degeneracy should be outlawed.
then you faggots could have more fun knowing your faggotree is illegal.

>>15895827
>fries are spray painted in burgerland
do they really?

>>15896000
I KNOW
girls at gay bars fuck i remember them well

>>15896564
Do they have AIDS?

>>15895807
>Pearl Jam
Eddie Vedder sounds like shit and Pearl Jam is no better then bands like Nickleback.

>>15896537
DO AMERICANS REALLLLLLYYYYY???????? HUH??? DO THEY??? DO THE AMERICANS ACTUALLY DO THIS????

>>15895861
>actual American feels thread
you say that like this is a good kind of thread

>>15896602
>he doesn't like "How u remind me"

>>15896666

Checked.

But anon it is American feels. Somewhere in between the same copy paste strip malls and flying j/loves truckstops there's that beautiful feeling of eating a greasy burger in the middle of the night driving down an empty highway or pulling into a brightly lit truckstop parking lot knowing we all connected and understand that vibe of the open road. That feeling of cheap gas station coffee and jumping back into the safety and warmth of your car cuz it's too cold wherever you stopped pumping gas.... aaaaaah I miss it.

>pearl jam
Ok boomer

>>15895807
Quite comfy. Nothing like sitting in your car chowing down on some mid tier burger and contemplating life

Watching the logging trucks zoom by while drinking coffee on my decaying concrete steps.

>>15895807
Sounds comfy. Love those country and region specific feels and situations