/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Because god hates jews

>>15892748
Because pizza is international.

Because god doesn't exist.

>>15892748
Because they are high in leptin

>>15892869

>>15892869
you gotta be at least 18 to post here

>>15892869
"The first gulp from the glass of natural sciences will turn you into an atheist, but at the bottom of the glass God is waiting for you" - Werner Heisenberg

>>15892925
do christfags really...

jeez, why is this thread infested with religious cucks? you delusional fags will really shoehorn your fantasies into any conversation, won't you?

Goes well with pork. Nobody in Abraham's religion eats pork. Ergo, pineapple is Satan's doing.

>>15892969
>OP refers to God
>"Why are people talking about God in this thread?!?"

>>15892974
>taking """god""" literally

>>15892958
I'm a natural born atheist. When I was lured to the church as a kid by free sweets I never took the teachings of the priest seriously because they didn't make much sense to me.
I'm not saying that it is impossible for gods to exist, what I'm saying is that all religions are full of shit.

>>15892748
This is a wild pineapple. Jehovah, Yahweh, Allah, Marduk, Zeus, Ahura Mazda, Vishnu, Odin, Ra, Pelor, Talos, Anu, Moridain, etc. didn't make the pineapple, humans did

>>15892979

>>15892985
>religions are full of shit
based, fuck theoretical theology

>>15892985
>>15892969
Go back to you know where you fedora tipping, pony tail having ass, pizza faced pseudo intellect man child. I bet you spend your time narrowly changing quotes you got from Neil Degrasse Tyson and repeating it to your friends when you don’t even understand the half of it and you make your friends want to blow their brains out because they know how retarded you actually are and don’t have the heart to tell you.

>>15892999
>friends
You couldn't be farther from the truth.

>>15892999
>getting this fucking blasted because people don't believe in your imaginary friend
holy shit, the irony is delicious

>>15893036
I’m far from religious I just find it funny that you get ass blasted by people that believe it. I can smell you from here you sweaty man pig

>>15893046
if i wanted my own comeback i'd wipe it off your mom's chin, manbaby.

>>15893052
Well you accused me of being ass blasted when in fact you were ass blasted by OP asking “why did God create pineapples”. I’m just calling you what you are. A man child, sweaty, pizza faced atheist faggot

>>15892985
>religions are full of shit.
>built the world as we know it
so go back to the forest then faggot. You dont like the resolve and motivation religion built into the human spirit?

>>15893067
This post is so wrong that I accuse you of being an atheist making dumb arguments on purpose.

>>15893087
Shut up heathen. We love Christ.

>>15892934
Is this supposed to be an argument?

>christians seething for no reason again

>>15893102
Only people seething in here are you fat atheist fucks that get triggered over the G word.

>>15893092
Yeah im sure you love some drag queen looking poofter

>>15893115
Go back to r/atheism and talk about how intellectual you are because you watch Niel Degrasse Tysoncand Bill Nye videos you unlovable creature.

>>15892958
It's not real just because a person says so.

>>15892985
This post feels ironic desu
Surely, atheists aren't really like this

>>15892748
He wants you to enjoy great flavor

>>15892985
>I'm not saying that it is impossible for gods
the idea is scientifically absurd. the only way i can see a god existing is through insane K7 civilization technology

>>15892987
I'm more of a Mythra kind of guy

>>15892748
Because he loves us.

>>15893036
>imaginary friend
that's some cringe, anon.

>>15892748
they take away your cough

>>15893620
But you can't explain why anything exists to begin with either, yet it evidently does, so sit down faggot.

>>15892748
to weed out the mouthlets with weak genes

>>15894380
doesnt prove or disprove a god whatsoever

>>15892748
As a punishment for gluttons

>>15892748
To sweeten our semen for blowjobs, fur women. The Lord sure is considerate.

>>15892987
>God didn't make any of the good things "human science" made
>but He is to blame for all of the bad things He allows to exist

>>15893102
>man mentions God in OP
>atheists derail the thread with deep-rooted animosity
>Christians respond
>"Why are Christians seething for no reason again?"
Why do they persecute me so?

>>15894407
Not sure that was that anon's point. Besides, the "only way I can see" doesn't mean much.

>>15892748
Because God is Gay. True fact.

>>15892748
He likes the green part in his ass

>>15892748
It's all about oral sex. Just as grapefruit are for the grapefruit blowjob trick, pineapples are to flavor your semen in preparation. For God so loved the world he gave his favorite BJ augmentations.

>>15893620
That's because you view god as a child would since you never really advanced mentally or spiritually in that field. One day you might

>>15894380
>we can't explain yet why things exist
>it must be god
the ultimate cope

>>15895429
>Resisting the urge to google “grapefruit blowjob trick”

>>15892748
Adventurous anal play and for putting on pizza.

>>15895458
How is that coping?

>>15892748

looks like the planteater

has become the planteatee

>>15894651
>>but He is to blame for all of the bad things He allows to exist
why is your god so insecure?

>>15892748
to give you map tongue, and to keep your jello from setting

>>15897964
He created himself in our image

>>15892987
>this thread
>"Jehovah"
Mfw

>>15892987
I could see these guys making a pineapple