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You do realize airfryers are designed to literally blow all the nutrition off your food and make you a malnourished sheep?
With microwaves being a flop, (((they))) needed another way to sicken the American population. First they tried convection ovens, but the price was too high for the average person, so the miniaturized it and are now selling them as “airfryers”
Why do you think they’re so cheap?
Why do you think they’re being pushed so hard?

>> No.15877541

Is that a spider in those fries?

>> No.15877574

>>15877541
Hopefully, it would probably be more nutritious than the resulting fries

>> No.15877625

Notice how they’re suppressing the thread. Use your fucking brains guys

>> No.15877635

wtf an air fryer flew over my house

>> No.15877637

>>15877495
Heh

>> No.15877646

>>15877635
weird coincidence a hair flyer just drew all over my horse

>> No.15877674

>>15877646
>>15877635
Not a joke

>> No.15877816

this is true. for the same reason you shouldn't sleep with a fan on

>> No.15877821
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>>15877495
>blow all the nutrition off your food

>> No.15877826

This is the reason they say to limit picnics on windy days

>> No.15877835

>>15877495
Take your meds, this is just the new Nutribullet, it's all marketing

>> No.15877973

>>15877835
This has no nutrients

>> No.15878127

>>15877973
YOU have no nutrients

>> No.15878141

>>15877495
>airfryers are designed to literally blow all the nutrition off your food and
Explain please.

>> No.15878182

>>15877495
>literally called an AIR fryer
>people think they're eating food and not just fried air
literal sheep, I tell ya

>> No.15878202

>>15877495
Same reason the Lib elites only eat greenhouse grown produce, the wind blows all the nutrients off our commoner outdoor grown "organic" food.

>> No.15878215

>>15878127
Well I never

>> No.15878218
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15878218

Keep your eyes open Kings... (((THEY))) have been blowing our crops with giant fans for years now...

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>>15878218
the fans have been with us the entire time WAKE UP SHEEPLE

>> No.15878328

>>15878141
No

>> No.15878727

They can’t keep getting away with this

>> No.15879149
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>>15877495

>> No.15879161

>>15877495
>(((they)))
>>>/pol/

>> No.15879192

>>15877495
Air fryers are designed to literally be just as shitty and useless as all your other countertop appliances but different enough that you buy it.

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>>15879192
This!
but this thread has got me rolling!

>> No.15879226

>>15877541
No, it isn't, you need to stop tripping on acid, bitch.

>> No.15879242

>>15879161
Go back.

>> No.15879298

>>15879242
Pretty sure that was what the anon you replied to meant by >>>

>> No.15879407

>>15877495
Will it blow the nutrition off of my turkey heh

>> No.15879408

>>15879407
Yes, it’s not a fucking joke

>> No.15879422

>>15877495
>With microwaves being a flop,
???
I've never seen a single domestic kitchen without a microwave in it, and even most employee brake-rooms have one.

>> No.15879428

>>15879422
Yeah, but it was meant to be the main meal prep station in the kitchen, not just the box you reheat leftovers in.

>> No.15879976

>>15877495
amazing thread thanks alex

>> No.15880309

Is Gourmia a good air fryer brand

>> No.15880412

>>15879422
I don't own one because I'm not retarded.

>> No.15880470

>>15880412
No it’s because you live in a shoebox

>> No.15880474

>>15880470
Shoebox apartments always have microwaves. Seen much of the world?

>> No.15880486

>>15880474
Oh you’re just homeless then. Sorry to hear it

>> No.15880498

>>15880470
>>15880486
shut the fuck up you fat lazy cunt. Not everyone has to have a microwave.

>> No.15880503

>>15880486
Are you sane? Are you sure? Do you have a diagnosis to back it up?

>> No.15880512

>>15877821
this lol I dont even eat anymore I just lick the nutrients off the food and toss the rest in the trash

>> No.15880535

>>15880498
>>15880503
*sniff sniff* I smell a turd worlder

>> No.15880537

>>15880535
I smell a low t obese amerimutt.

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>>15880537
Why yes I’m American, how could you tell?

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Be on the lookout. I went to a restaurant, and I noticed BUGS in my meal.
They tried to serve me caterpillars (pic related) on a plate and claim it's "gourment".
We need to fight back before it's too late. I threw out my air fryer today and called the church commitee so they do the same.

>> No.15880609

how is it any different to using a fan forced oven?

>> No.15880623

>>15880603
sweaty that's okra, it's a southern classic.

>> No.15880628

>>15877826
nice

>> No.15880633

>>15880623
Nigga, that's not Okra. I saw her interview with Meghan Markle

>> No.15880640

>>15880603
you WILL eat the celery

>> No.15880642

>>15877495
I WILL NOT EAT THE BUGS
I WILL NOT WIPE MY ASS
I WILL NOT LIVE IN THE POD
I WILL NOT BE HAPPY

>> No.15880708

>>15877495
>You do realize airfryers are designed to literally blow all the nutrition off your food and make you a malnourished sheep?
>With microwaves being a flop, (((they))) needed another way to sicken the American population. First they tried convection ovens, but the price was too high for the average person, so the miniaturized it and are now selling them as “airfryers”

cite your source for this info or fuck off.

>> No.15880797

>>15880633
lol, retard

>> No.15881771

>>15877495
>With microwaves being a flop
never been in a house without one, or a hotel room, hell even seen vans and trucks with them

>> No.15882146

>>15881771
I moved into a new apartment that doesn't have a microwave, and honestly, I've been eating much better food. 3 years in and have never looked back.

>> No.15882162

>>15880708
None, I just made it up.

>> No.15882214

This is probably the WOKEST thread I have ever seen.

>> No.15882238

>>15877816
Will it blow the nutrition off my body?

>> No.15882245

>don't like a modern consumer cancer product
>say the jews did it
>instantly get everyone on your side
pure cancer

>> No.15883958

based

>> No.15883965

>>15877495
Take your meds