/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15873557
doesn't matter, id just plate it tastefully.

>>15873557
Depends on how well I know the girl.
If it's a first/second date kind of thing, then I just make spaghetti.

>>15873557
I would cut off my own ding ding and cook it in front of her if she smiled at me.

>>15873557
god what I wouldn't give to soap her face and shampoo her hair and make her look like a human being

>>15873631
Who cares, big tits=big hard pp

>>15873557l
Main dish is unimportant. Prepare a good dessert and you will win her. Bitches love sugar.

pic rel is easy to make

Boiled unsalted chicken breasts (and I make sure to emphasize the word breasts when I ever say it). No sides. 6 breasts each.

>>15873557
You've already lost!

>>15873557
chicken chili verde with rice and beans.

>>15873557
Cow Au vin. If it's not fancy enough for them, or they don't know what it is, they're a shit person and not worth dating.

>>15873557
Would have been way hotter as a toddler.

>>15873557
I cook so much amazing shit I wouldn't know where to start. I wish I was boasting. I can't even eat out anymore.

>>15873945
I feel ya brah

>>15873663

>>15873557
a nice cut of steak with salad and sauteed vegetables

>>15873644
Based

>>15873557
carnitas fried in lard
tacos will cheer anyone up

>>15873557
I used to do sushi for chicks I wanted to impress.
It worked.

>>15873557
Is it Friday already?

Some French dish like Cocoa Van

>>15873557
Boil 50 eggs. Serve them at table with salt and mustard, no bread. Tell her, if you want to make this work you have to eat all the eggs. If she leaves, she leaves. If not, wait until she is finished eating then cuddle her tummy and enjoy her rancid farts

>>15873631
what? her face and hair look fine. and you shouldn't put soap on your face anyway.

>>15873557
Cheesecake

>>15874975
They're both loaded up to hell and back with shitty cosmetics. It's disgusting.

>>15874995
oh i see