/ck/ - Food & Cooking

sikhs aren't muslims

>>15855316
fuck off pajeet

Call him a nigger and/or faggot. Gauge his reaction and move from there.

>>15855310
As long as it’s cheaper than the tip it’s dertkyofn sure

>>15855310
I would thank the Modern Day Maharaja, Jinder "Based" Mahal, for allowing me to be in his presence, let alone eat at his fine dining establishment. I order one plate of curry and am immediately Khallased. I am killed instantly.

>>15855310
>Pull dick out
>Start fapping
How much jizzya want mate?

>>15855334

Professional wrestling is so fuckin retarded but I’m jealous these dudes get paid to be oiled up n jacked, wrestle around in tight underwear and party

Can doctors tell DNA from vomit?

Long story short
>go to gym to buy something for girlfriend
>have to wait half an hour because all busy and unmanned reception desk
>wait and eventually knock on door, they tell me to wait
>10 minutes later after talking about bulllshit they come out and I buy my stuff
>no apology, don’t even give me right change
So can I throw up on their door one night and they won’t know it was me?

>>15855321
Sihks aren't muslims, you wiener head.

I'm whiter and more beautiful than you, and I knew that.

>>15855310
>when its your first day of training at the J*DF and you confuse sikhs for muslims
oof, must be embarrassing

What am I doing in a desert goatfucker shithole to begin with?

>>15855378
Muslims aren't all pajeets dummy. Pajeet is Indian and sometimes Pakistani because you're basically the same.
Sikhs are 100% pajeet.

>>15855378
the entire thread is obvious bait so there goes the notion of pretty white people being of any value

not eat in a gym?

>>15855482
who is to say I wasn't baiting you?
I may be a great trickster, too.

>>15855356
made me nose exhale

>>15855363
They’ll probably just clean it and look at their footage, maybe they’ll think it was some drunkard

>>15855310
No thanks no jiz in my sloppa

>>15855310
That's a Sikh, retard.

>>15856412
He has a sikh pump

>>15855310
>i have no idea what you're talking about
>i think i'm in the wrong place
>sorry, dude
>i thought this was a kebab shop
Am I missing something?

>>15855310
Op who eats at the gym? Why does he accept jizz as currency? Why are you on an infedel website?

>>15856412
kill yourself sanjay

>>15855316
>>15855378
>>15856412
How are you this fucking new holy shit

>>15856489
Sikh are not Muslim, they're meant to kill Muslims.

>>15855358
I'm oiled up and jacked, and I wrestle around with my buddies in tight underwear, but I don't even get paid!
I want to do what I've always been doing for years, yet get paid for it.

id sikh his cokh

>>15856628
lol, fag.

>>15855310
Jizya tax is just the non-muslim alternative to the mandatory charity tax muslims have to pay. It was also implemented in Islamic countries so that non-muslims would be exempt from serving in the military. The only people who should be offended by this are libertarians.

>>15857300
>The only people who should be offended by this are libertarians.

>>15855310
sikhs are based as fuck, leave them alone.