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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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God I wish that were me

>> No.15850610

>>15850604
>1 tbsp of sesame oil
No

>> No.15850612
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>> No.15850614

>>15850610
You can always substitute it with SOOOOOYY you cuck

>> No.15850619
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>>15850604
Good job starting a webm thread with some sega cd level compression you absolute faggot.

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>> No.15850639

>>15850612
Very comfy.

>> No.15850645

>>15850614
Don’t be a faggot, it’s about how strong that shit is

>> No.15850647 [DELETED] 

>>15850612
dude! it would be comfy as heck to see her get down and dirty with a big dicked black dude. not a cuck but it just seems like she's built to get pounded by a big african dick. just sayin!

>> No.15850655
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>> No.15850830

>>15850647
Kosher obsessed hands typed this post

>> No.15850837

>>15850647
Mutt's law.

>> No.15850852

>>15850837
Yuro's Law: Any time some glowing kike bullshit is posted, some faggot europoor will attribute it to Americans despite the global menace of kikery.

>> No.15850864 [DELETED] 

>>15850852
Bruh, Americans have been niggerlovers even long before the mass immigration of jews to America in the 20th century. Unironically read a book.

>> No.15850939

>>15850630
saved.

>> No.15850945

>>15850655
i mean the kid is good but this is 100% CCP propaganda

>> No.15850955

>>15850864
but I'm American and I don't love n-words

>> No.15850971

>>15850604
That egg looks like its made of rubber. Disgusting

>> No.15850976

>>15850945
Stupid propaganda, two poor as dirt lookin kids in some alleyway, the 4 year old has to be the parent to the 2 year old

>> No.15851055

>>15850864
Read one yourself you braindead fucking faggot

>> No.15851073

>>15850612
She would have been pretty hot before she hit puberty. What a shame.

>> No.15851084

>>15850864
the only thing you read is reddit and social media, you mentally ill faggot

>> No.15851103

>>15850864
>bruh
Wow a nigger accusing others of niggerloving? Who would’ve guessed

>> No.15851142

>>15850864
You mean while race mixing was happening in Europe for generations and the founders immediately made it illegal when they got here...

>> No.15851272

>>15850604
cold and dry
perfect

>> No.15851331

>>15850610
Well, you've toasted and regular sesame oil. I assume you mean the toasted one, which is more used for its potent flavour

>> No.15851356

>>15850645
what a pussy it's not even much for all that rice. also if you add it for sauteing the flavor won't be as strong as straight out of the bottle

>> No.15851445

>>15850612
>ryangosling_BR2049.gif

>> No.15851469

>>15850604
What in the chingchong lingdinglong is that

>> No.15851473

>>15850852
But Anon,
>America = kikery
simple as

>> No.15851477

>>15850612
>tfw no gf
>tfw can't get a qt gf because I am not a prime male
>would have to lower my standards to the point I would not be attracted to the person
>will have to stay tfwnogf

>> No.15851537

>>15851477
DELETE THIS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!!!!!!!AAAAARGH

>> No.15851558

>>15851331
This is NOT where you would use Toasted Sesame oil, Toasted is for drizzling on cooked food, it loses all flavor in heat, you NEVER use it for frying.

>> No.15851654

>>15850630
>pain train

>> No.15851936

>>15850655
This is both sad and beautiful...

>> No.15851954
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15851954

>32 replies
>4 pics
/ck/, I...

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>> No.15851982
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>>15851969

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>>15851954
I only saved street trash mexican food, not comfy at all, sorry :(

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>>15850630
>ruined the filename

>> No.15852007

>>15851954
Looks based

>> No.15852008

>>15850604
Cute but probably isn't the most exciting thing to eat.

>> No.15852015

>>15851999
Not so smart now, are you

>> No.15852017

>>15851982
That seems like the blandest broccoli beef I've seen. Why not just blanch your broccoli separately and that way you can cook onions, beef, garlic, and ginger together? No velveting the beef? No oyster sauce? Sesame seeds? :(

>> No.15852050

>>15852015
He's trying to attack the rubber and not the glass, searching for an opening, pretty smart imo.

>> No.15852508

>>15851954
no base skin? what kind of pretzel is that

>> No.15852587

https://www.tiktok.com/@laurengodwin/video/6927784705639091462?lang=en&is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v3

>> No.15852599
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>almost no webms posted and this retard >>15852587 posting a link to a video
what a fucking awful thread

>> No.15852627

>>15852599
The download was over the max file size, im not going to compress so you retards can save a whole 1 sec by clicking a link.

Stop being a baby who needs spoon feeding.

>> No.15853271
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>>15852627
n word

>> No.15853313

>>15850612
Sad pancakes

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>>15852599
What's the fucking point ?

>> No.15853336

>>15850655
kid's got decent technique with the wok shovel
would eat

>> No.15853383
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>>15851477

>> No.15853387

>>15852599
Disgusting

>> No.15853439

>>15853334
I was waiting for someone to fuck it.

>> No.15853668

>>15852587
get this shit off of here

>> No.15853792

>>15850630
most wholesome humor on the whole website right now

>> No.15853803
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same webms every thread, not that I have any OC myself

>> No.15853826

>>15851558
Ive found this out the hard way.

>> No.15853829

>>15853803
okay now I'm honestly tempted

>> No.15853835

>>15851963
I was expecting a pet rat to eat it, 100% disappointed.

>> No.15853842

>>15853803
Do Europeans REALLY?

>> No.15853862

>>15853803
That's bri'ish, innit?

>> No.15853878

>>15851982
i dont know why but the way they mixed the beef with tongs annoys the fuck out of me

>> No.15853880

>>15850655
thats not a kid thats a midget

>> No.15853884

>>15853878
You’re just autistic

>> No.15853885

>>15853884
probably

>> No.15853933

>>15853862

Not with those plug shapes

>> No.15853938

>>15851954
Do americans really?

>> No.15853951

>>15850612
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>15850612

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>> No.15854007

>>15851469
the world's worst omurice
TLN: rice means egg in japaknees

>> No.15854047

>>15851963
>no rat
i'm mad

>> No.15854239

>>15853967
Pretty sure it doesn't take place in India.

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15854278

What happened to /ck/?
It feels like the retardation got cranked up to 100 in the past few months

>> No.15854312

>>15851477
hell yeah

>> No.15854358
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is this webm sufficiently /ck/ or is it too /an/?

>> No.15854364

>>15852599
Disgusting...

>> No.15854429

>>15852599
Wait.. could you fuck a steak? Like I feel it would be a lot more sanitary than chicken since salmonella. Maybe cook a fillet to mid-rare and carve a slit to fashion it into a fleshlight. The heat would provide a realistic vagina experience as well.

>> No.15854475

>>15854429
>could you fuck a steak?
It's never a question of if you can, only if you should.
You can fuck concrete if you want.

>> No.15854507

>>15854475
well should I? Like if I need a decent alternative to a tenga or something of the like. I feel like if I carve an "exit" hole I could easily pass the coom which would still allow the steak to be edible. Seems very cost effective versus an actual fleshlight.

>> No.15854526

>>15854507
There are recipes for making your own from corn or potato starch.
They last for a week or so and also aren't made of meat. I used this method until I caved and bought an actual fleshlight.

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>>15853803
I'm OC WebM anon. Request something for me to make into a webm and I will try to do it tonight

>> No.15854621

>>15854278
I saw people saying that they got rid of a somewhat strict mod and that's why quality nosedived

>> No.15854642

>>15854358
I'll allow it

>> No.15854670

>>15854621
>moderation
>/ck/
Pick one

>> No.15854695

>>15854670
....yes

>> No.15854697

>>15854358
post more

>> No.15854698

>>15854603
how it's made factory style shit

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>> No.15854800

>>15850612
those pancakes suck bruh why so flat, no fluffy, not comfy at all

>> No.15854820

>>15851954
>egg wash instead of lye water
nice "pretzel" lmao

>> No.15854860

>>15854358
there is no cooking in this video

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>> No.15854880

>>15851954
I can't see pretzels anymore without thinking of that "let me grab your dick" guy.

>> No.15854891

>>15854874
>>15854698
wtf I was just in the process of making this webm.
I guess I'll have to find another how its made

>> No.15854892

>>15854874
lush sosig

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