/ck/ - Food & Cooking

dont loook smashed enough but enjoy

>>15829297
Good job chef.

>>15829297
Nice.

>>15829297
nice

>>15829297
i dont get it. why use the grill if you're going to put a slab of metal over it? whole point of grilling is ruined

>make burgah
>glasses get ultra greasy if i forget to take them off

>>15829390
it's not a grill it's obviously a griddle

>>15829390
It looks like a gas grill. Turning a gas grill into a griddle is perfectly fine.

>>15829359
Grease

>>15829680
ghee, rescued from my parents garage and i've over seasoned it

>>15829595
>remove glasses
>get grease on your eyeballs instead
I always feel like I have sand in my eyes after I fry something.

>>15829297

Buying a fuckhuge propane griddle was probably the best decision I'd ever made when it comes to cooking.

>>15829680
america

>>15829297
do amerifats really eat 8 burgers? jesus. no wonder you guys are fat fucks.

>>15829390
Its a fucking griddle. There is no grill grate underneath, it's just burners and a flat steel top with a drip cup for the grease.

>>15830765
no one wants to admit they ate 8 burgers

>>15829297
Smash burgers are by definition terrible, but yours look particularly bad. You know this kind of burger is intended for a 5 year old with zero taste to slather with ketchup and choke down while taking a 3 minute break form the water slide, right?

>>15829297
the blackstone, what a unit dude

>>15829297
I want that fucking griddle. How much was it

>>15829297
so two people are not using burger buns?
typical americans

>>15830765
i once ate 10 cans of ravioli

>>15831445
some people are getting double burgers

>>15831445
Even if no one is having a double cheeseburger and they didn't make extra for later your math is wrong.

I know it's hard to count all the way to 8, but god damn!

>>15831469
but what if only one amerifat is having a double cheese burger whilst traveling a 60 miles per hour into a mcdonalds when having had of left 30 minutes ago ?

>>15831515
No self dis-respecting amerifat would ever let themselves be caught with "a" double cheeseburger. You clearly don't know what you're talking about.

>>15830765
I wish
If I ever go to Europe again I'm going to try competitive eating jerks to stretch my stomach first so I can make the locals clutch their pearls
Let's be real though I'm never going back to your retard bin

>>15829651
>Using a gas grill in the first place

NGMI

>>15830765
That's a light snack for the average American, just building up to the Main Event.

>>15831349
It was about $230. I have the 28" version.

>>15829297
I sincerely hope those burgers are for your family or support bubble.

>>15830765
only when i'm trying to cut

>>15833171
All for me, little bitch boy

>>15833552
Try cutting your wrists instead, faux-chad sigma faggot.

>>15831890
>I have the 28" version
you mean the black version?

>>15831158
Imagine typing all this out

Incredibly gay and embarrassing! Yikes!

>>15833574
He's the real deal, you are a femboy. Next time, apply yourself.

>>15831515
>having had of

>>15833574
>sigma
"..."

>>15829297
your wife taking you out of chastity for the night while jamal visits?

>your wife taking you out of chastity for the night while jamal visits?

>>15830765
>eurocucks

>>15833614
> that pic

>>15829297
>>15829359
>outside
>in the middle of a fucking pandemic
Kill yourself

>>15835492
Fuck off jew.

>>15829297
I like my edges a bit charred and caramelized opinions, mmmmmm.

>>15835492
i don't wear masks around your grandparents.

>>15836930
>>15835689
>taking low-tier Jew bait in 2021

>gathering of eight people
I've reported this thread to the proper authorities, sick fucker.

>>15829297
>>15830566
>>15831326
>>15831349
I love my Blackstone. Never knew fried rice was so fun to make.