/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I wanted to start a caribbean theme bakery and see the normies go apeshit when I don't hire any carribeans

>key lime pie
>rum cake
>banana pudding
>coconut cream pie
>flan
>tres leches cake
>rice pudding
>humming bird cake

>>15824846
based
flan a cute

>>15824790
fuck you

>>15824974
rude tbqh

>>15824790
food from my tiny ass country no one has heard of

>>15826689
What country and what food? Anything interesting?

I gave it my all OP

>>15824790
Maiden?

>>15827094
yeah uhhhhhh can i get uhhh a meat and ah uhhh potate with a beer??

>>15827108
Sure coming right up. Btw are you Jewish?

>>15827152
only a little bit

>>15827152
I'm a mischling, but Jews are white, so I am ok to come on in and eat.

>>15827155
>>15827166
We have special seating for shekel enriched individuals, please go through the air tight wooden door over here.

>>15827171
Finally, the respect I deserve! Thank you!
Did you know my grandfather watched his children die in a death camp?
Surely I'm entitled to some sort of discount...

The Northwest Passage

Soups
(served with one ration of Hard Tack)
>Green Pea and Cod Chowder
>Salt Pork Broth
>Oat Meal and Barley
>Turtle Soup (in tropics)

Salads
(served in Spring/Summer only)
>Peas and Raisins in a Cup
>Currants
>Corn and Peas

Main Dishes
(unlimited Hard Tack and Ale, excepting rationing)
>Salt Beef & Suet w/Pudding
>Cheese and Butter Biscuits
>Poor Johns (Hike) with Potatoes
>Stockfish Pie and Rice
>Salt Pork Cutlets w/Mushed Peas
>Yellow Pea Pudding in Port Butter
>Salted Herring from the Tin

Dessert
>Rum-Soaked Currants
>Bread Pudding
>Rice Pudding w/Butter

Drinks
>Beer
>Ale
>Lemon Water (unsweetened)
>Lime Water (w or w/o Rum)
>Rum
>Brandy

>>15827226
actually good post
That'd be a pretty fun sailor-themed eatery. I like how its not just all seafood or something, that's some interesting stuff!
Very era appropriate.

>>15827632
I legitimately would love to open a restaurant with these dishes, maybe call it Shackleton's instead. Kind of obsessed with polar expeditions and naval rations.

>>15824790
>no sloppa on the menu
what the fuck

>>15824790
It would exclusively serve children. The waitresses would also be children, scantily clad girls in bikinis. I'd be the mascot secretly running the restaurant dressed in an air conditioned bear costume.

>>15827226
sounds like some garbage brittish menu to me

I worked as a baker so I would have an oven at the back of my place where I bake my own pitas and texas toast for the sandwiches, and prepare my own spreads. Then a flat-top grill and some fryers for very simple food preparation.

I intend to do this if I make tons of money doing software or trading crypto, and my prices would be as close to break even as possible and pay my staff generously.

Diner-style seating and I'll treat regular guests well. Also my kids will work there during summers. If it works out I'll have a 'toppings bar' with chopped onions, pickles, the works.

>>15827967
Mm. That'd be super tasty. I love being a "regular" at a place and being treated nicely, always fun.
I'd absolutely go mad for that tomato soup and homemade iced tea. Small place near me used to have some, a bit expensive, but man they made it GOOD.

>>15827706
Incredibly based & Unbelievably redpilled.
>>15827670
I can see why, its definitely interesting!

>>15824790

>>15828206
I'd eat there

>>15827967
i need this so bad

>>15824790
>soup

>>15824790
>thick soup

>>15827094
Fish is always based, but I gotta know how you're preparing that.

>>15824790
Yeah I’ll just take Young girls urine soup and 8 drinks all cunny juice

>no one on ck has ever worked in a restaurant
figures

Just added my favourite dishes

>>15827226
based post

>>15830253
I could go for that.
Definitely. Not really a theme, but a lot of variety. With a good enough chef that'd be pretty popular.
Not sure what Olta Bialann means, though.

>>15827155
So you're Jew-ish?

>>15831280
CARLOS

>>15831275
It's Irish for drunk restaurant

>>15830253
Mine is
>>15827094
This one only expanded upon kek

>>15830253
I would absolutely patron here.

>>15830253
>prawns
>duck breast
>cheesecake
>whiskey
if the chef was a god among men a menu this small would be absolutely insane.

>>15830253
I’d like a cheesy garlic bread and the ribeye. Salmon for my missus here, please, and we’d like the cheesecake later.

>>15832912
>>15832986
>>15832996
You're all welcome friends.

>>15828206
I like Southwest style egg rolls so this would probably be good.

>>15827967
That's stupid you're stupid

>>15833907
So, when's the soft-open?

>>15824790
I would literally do chicken tenders, simple burgers, and fries. That's it.

I'd definitely have pork chops and applesauce on the menu for obvious reasons.

>>15834477
After covid at the /ck/ meetup