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the only pizza you should ever be eating is pizza from local shops...you retarded fat fuck

>>15817775
None, just eat from your local pizza place.
https://youtu.be/-e5gTx1fVU4https://youtu.be/-e5gTx1fVU4

>>15817775

Papa Johns used to be incredible. Now that Papa Johns is Papa Gone, it sucks. Sure, he was racist, but the silver lining was that he knew how to make a pie.

A lot of local places are even more mediocre than most chains.

>>15817789
>throws trash into the oven to heat it up
kino

Little Caesars because they have the portal.
You can order online, walk in and grab your pizza in the portal, and say nothing to anyone.
I don't know any other places with that type of convenience.

>>15817815
Fuck yeah. And they're delicious.

>>15817815
>>15817828
You are both white trash for even liking Little Caesars.

>>15817845
The Detroit style is actually pretty decent for chain pizza
The rest of the menu is genuinely awful, they have replaced Domino's as the cheapest trash on the market

>>15817845
>White
I wish.

>>15817828
>>15817845
I just like the portal concept.
More restaurants need to get in on this no-contact pickup deal.
No sense in talking to wagies just to make them hand you a bag.
Could be like the modernized version of an automat

>>15817775
Dominos. It’s so good

>>15817854
>>15817855
>>15817857

It's not even the vendortron shit. It's the fact that the pizza tastes like battery acid and cardboard.

I'll take Papas. The Garlic sauce is based as fuck, and if not that, a local joint.

Papa ginos

idk i'd eat local pizza if their pizzas weren't 40% more than pizza hut

>>15817775
>Unos
>Pizza Hut
>Hungry Howies
>Papa Johns
>Dominoes

>>15817901
same. I would be willing to pay more for local but it's $12 for what I want at domino's or $25 at the local place

I haven't eaten Domino's in over 10 years it was so nasty last time I had it.
Do they still sprinkle dried basil and oregano all over the crust by default?

Step aside, chuds.

>>15817798
>tfw no Papa John to make your pie all over the country whenever you buy one

I can relate, I was absolutely furious when I learned that Santa Claus didn't exist. What treachery! My parents act as if it was nothing, the two-faced fucks. But they shall get what they deserve. Right now it's all "ooooh we gave you life, oooh we give you shelter and food". But I didn't forget, and mark my words, they shall pay. I bet they'll even feign surprise when judgment comes upon them. "Why are you doing this, we love you!" they'll scream. Would you lie to someone you love? I'll show them how they were wrong but it'll be too late. I'll have to do what I have to do. Anyway, I like dominos, they have good deals plus their wings are cheap. Not good, but cheap

>>15817798
He wasn't racist it's that all of you assholes looking for a reason to be assholes and looking for attention took what he said out of context. They're nitpicking morons. Is calling someone a moron some kind of racism now? I guess morons are a separate race. Click this check box on the Census if you're a moron, that way they get a separate demographic group, and I suspect that would apply to a lot of people here.

I don't like a lot of toppings.
Who makes the best plain cheese pizza.

Little Caesars

>>15818002
yeah the wings are shitty, not really worth bothering with imo. sandwiches too. the pastas are alright though.

>>15818102
eeeh but making pasta is too easy. You'd have to seriously give up on life to ask dominos to boil water for you and mix whatever comes out with sauce. I'm only a little depressed, not that much

>>15818024
no, he and his fanboys are racist as fuck.

>>15817775
Pizza Hut. Because when I was in the third grade they sponsored a reading program where if you read enough books, you get a free personal pan pizza. Which is a fantastic full meal if you're a kid. And the whole class took a field trip and had a great day. And I discovered those shaker jars of stale parmesan and pungent red chili flakes.

As an adult, they have weird, kinda bad, quality control issues. But when they're at their best, they are the best.

>>15817779
fpbp
I had a telemarketer ask me questions for half an hour about what commercials I remembered and where I bought pizza and I kept telling him the names of two local pizzerias here in town.

>>15817855
nice inferiority complex bud

You don't even have to be a member last I checked.

>>15817845
They have terrible pizza but its dirt cheap and 90% of the time its ready without waiting, Its still worth it.

>>15818646
costco is fucking perfect

>>15818646
More places are starting to card you at the door to get at the food court but if you have an expired membership card to flash at them that works.

When I lived in Canada this was the best

>>15818646
>>15818711
>>15818717
are you kidding?

https://youtu.be/nFMFlEtaKbM

>>15818646

Costco pizza use to be really good, but holy fuck is it terrible now. Idk what they changed, but it's just so bland. I remember it use to be so good when I was a kid.

>>15817775
I've traveled all through Italy and Papa Johns is the closest to authentic Italian pizza I've ever had.

>>15818675
EBT and jobless hands typed this

>>15818027
Dominos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2A1qYpp4HA

>>15819680
>20 minute video
>all those boxes of pizza
>on the floor

>>15818646
Something about their sauce bugs me. It's like overly sweet. It's a shame because the rest of the pizza is good.

>>15817775
Pizza Maru

>>15817789
jesus christ this makes me furious

>>15819987
It's a flawless method and worth the watch if you eat nothing but cheese pizzas.

>>15820111
You're getting paper all over your pizza

>>15819987
>>15819680
Ulililia!

20+ years ago a doctor told him that an injection would make him only eat pizza, and he still believes that

>>15820111
no CP thanks

There is nothing worse than a truly bad mom & pop pizza joint who have no idea what they're doing, but are kept in business because its all their small town has

>>15817775
Sainsburys
>mfw tastelets will NEVER get hot pizza for just 99p

>>15817775
Imo's.

>>15817775
Jet's 8 corner pizza
they said it couldn't be done

>>15819680
what's this lil nigga up to these day? Is he still alive? Still writing?

>>15817779
peter piper

>>15817775
Comet Ping Pong

havent ordered pizza from a chain business in a while but this one's my favourite

>>15818483
nothing wrong with wanting to be white anon. not the same guy, but i grew up half white and i still sometimes wish i was purebred. could have gotten so much free shit.

>>15817775
Support the ma and pa shops, not these corporations staffed by stoned teenagers, you disgusting gentile.

>>15817775
do yall have a Round Table? I think it's the best I've had that could be considered a chain. There are some places that I don't think count as chains that have multiple locations I would give honorable mention to:
>Pietro's
>Padington's
>Abby's Legendary

>>15817775
At this point, Papa John's and Jet's
Why? Let's break down each element of pizza.
>Crust
Papa John's has a bready crust that's good for dipping. Jet's has a crispy crust with tasty corners.
>Sauce
Robust tomato flavor with just the right amount of zing and sweetness.
>Cheese
Papa John's has the best cheese, it's delicious without being too salty. Jet's cheese is quality.
>Toppings
Tasty meats, fresh veggies, Jet's has canned mushrooms but sometimes you want that.

A good pizza from either place is sometimes worth ordering from a chain instead of local. Both places really shine when you order the deluxe or BBQ chicken pizzas. I will say that sometimes the single topping pepperoni pizzas are not great, but when they are they're exceptional.

The other places:
>Domino's
They're doing better but it still tastes like pizza someone already barfed back up
>Pizza Hut
Used to be amazing in the 90s. Still pretty good if you go sit down and eat in the restaurant, but ordering carryout is a waste of money.
>Little Caesar's
Magical for about 5 seconds before it cools off. Practically inedible as leftovers.
>Hungry Howie's
Bland. Very bland. Crust tastes like swimming pool water without any flavorings.
>Marco's
Like Hungry Howie's with flavor. Extra sauce is a must. Not bad but there are better places.
>Papa Murphy's
Good, sometimes very good. Doesn't satisfy that "pizza night" craving though. Best eaten on a Wednesday night or something.
>Toppers
Like Little Caesars but super expensive and even worse.
>Sbarro
There's probably an A&W or Charleys Philly Steaks right next to it but go ahead and spend that much money on cafeteria pizza.
>MOD Pizza
Homemade pizza for quadruple the price. Really weird hippy toppings but you can get your pizza drizzled with that spicy honey sauce.
>Chuck E Cheese
Surprisingly not bad. Better than carryout Pizza Hut.
>Pizza Ranch
Good stuff. Never met anyone who could go to Pizza Ranch without leaving uncomfortably full. Good chicken.

Jets Detroit style and Marcos are my faves. Local place isn't better in my area

>>15817775
In New England, Papa Gino's is great. Jet's is great too, though different. Can't say I care for any of the other major ones, which are quite bad.

>>15817775
Chicken and mushroom pizza from papa john's is pretty great

>>15817775
Life is short, eat better pizza
LETS
GET
JETS
!!!

>>15817775
I haven't tried the first, second and I assume the fourth is dominos which I have tried.

Maybe it's the nostalgia, cause I ate it when I was a child, but I remember Pizza Hut as something amazing. The others I just mentioned, well they're absolute trash imo.

>>15818375
They have the best bread sticks and cinnamon sticks of any chain

>>15817845
white trash what an oxymoron

>>15817775
>Little Caesar
Cheap and the Pizza Portal means you don't have to talk with wagie trash

>>15817775
The only chain brand pizza I like is Round Table.

>>15821652
The fuck is toppers

>>15817775
this place is about 1.25 miles from my house. outstanding 'za

>>15824059
another about 2 miles away. excellent 'za and awesome wings.

>>15824072
buzzed. forget pic.

>>15821652
>At this point, Papa John's
stopped reading there. very cringe anon, very cringe.

>>15824048

Its a local midwest chain

>>15824086
Ah okay. Ive heard of everyone named except that one

>>15817779
>local automatically means better
Retard.

>>15817815
>>15817828
Based as fuck
>>15817845
Seething shit taste

>>15817775
Not fair to include jets because it will obviously win, if you don’t include jets Little Caesars is the obvious winner.
Jets>>>>>>LC’s>Hut>Papa>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cardboard sprinkled with sawdust>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dominos

>>15817775
best pizza chain coming through

>>15822056
I've had more appetizing looking things come out of my ass.

>>15817845
t. seething dominos employee

>>15817775
How are we all forgetting Mancino's?

Marco's

>tfw the figaro's in my town closed

For me? It's Gumby's.

Papa John's
next question

>>15824082
Papa John's is great and I will die on that hill

>>15817775
blackjack because memes

>>15821576
Used to have one but they closed years ago. I remember them being extra yeasty and their crust was usually a bit undercooked.

>>15821652
Maybe they've gotten better over the years but when I was a kid Papa Johns's sauce and even cheese tasted horribly sweet to me.

I really wish a Jet's would open near me, only place that does detroit style pizza here is Little Caesars. The pizza hut version was surprisingly good but they already got rid of it.

i've yet to find my perfect pizza place
all restaurants need to learn the importance of consistency
one time you go and it's perfect
the next time it's light on cheese
so you order your next pie with extra cheese
it's like the first pie, but now you're paying extra for it
then one day extra cheese isn't extra and comes out like the second pie
wtf i hate this shit, and it's EVERY god damn place i've ever ordered from
i get you have thin profit margins, but just fucking charge me or something
i'm here to pay for what i want, after all
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i said this in another pizza thread, but if i could find a place that has perfect cheese sticks, i would never eat pizza again

i love that garlic butter and parmesan they brush on there
the cheese MUST be salty and creamy
and cold marinara that creates contrast
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>15820412
Shannon, that you?

Consistently great local pizza is one of the few things I miss about living in Newark.

Sbarro.
UNO Pizza

Otherwise go local.

>>15817798
It was never good. It was basically just dominos but red themed. I worked at both and there was basically no differnece. Just different slogans, advertising, etc.

>>15826117
Absolutely autistic rage, nice. Just have a talk with the employee and let him know how you feel. Maybe he'll understand your autism and try to give you the best service they can. Or maybe they whipe their asses with your pizza idk lol.

>>15827035
win win, either he gets what he wants or they scorch their butts

>>15824649
Jets has better flavored crust. Do you live in Alabama or like Pensacola or something?

>>15817798
Rather, the good pizza was the cherry on top to the racism

>>15820412
based west coast anon

>>15817789
3 O L I V E S

Mr.Jims is the GOAT

>>15821304
Bro I'm white and everybody fucking hates me

>>15822056
there is some kind of a purple colour filter over this image that makes it look extremely unappetizing

>>15817775
Best and most affordable vegan pizza I've ever had.

>>15824174
Yeah if you're not from a white trash town in the south, chances are there's a real pizza place no more than 20 mins away

>>15817775
Die slowly on a cross, you fucking pedo.

>>15817775
God damn is Jet’s good. God. Damn. That ranch too.

This board has me wanting to taste Jet's. Too bad there aren't any nowhere near me.
>>15817779
I've had pizza from local shops that were worse than papa johns.

>>15830622
Do Amerifats really eat ranch with pizza?

>>15827912
holy fucking based raleigh/garner anon never thought I'd see 3 olives on this board. some of the best 'za I've had in my whole life

>>15830758
Not usually but theirs is fah king great

>>15817808
this is absolutely true, reminds of "Paul's family Pizza" a mom & pop in the town I used to live in. Shockingly bad pizza

>>15817890
I've always been a domino's guy, never had papa johns. Was always meaning to try it but the only one in my town closed a few months ago. I guess i'll never try it now

>>15817912
My local joint the small pizza starts at 22$ and 4$ per topping/6$ for Large pie. So 1 large pie usually ends up being 45$+

Super worth it, just can't afford it as often as I'd like.

>>15830798
mmm...turtle-nut.

>>15818646
I didn't know you could get an entire pizza, thought they only sold slices for some reason

>>15819680
there goes the flavor
fucking soyboy faggot, just look at him

little ceasars is great if you're a 400lb death feeder like me. it's cheap and i get the calories and carbs i need to get me through the day

>>15819987
newfag tourist

>>15832369
>little ceasars
enjoy the bile secretions & gallstones anon