/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15817629
Do what, anon?

that's considered a delicacy in the armpit of a state that is Ohio, don't judge

>>15817635
I've never seen an armpit as disgusting as Ohio.

Ohioans are truly the most offensive race on Earth.

>>15817629
>no shredded cheese
I have higher standards here, im an aristocrat of sorts in these parts

>>15817642
blowhio is too bland and average to even have contempt for. it's just there

>>15817642
Based!

Why are people so fucking mean about Ohio? It's like the most average place in the country.

>>15817629
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPzlGklVNb0

People from Ohio is dumb

>>15817629
>no cheese
>no oyster crackers
>no hot sauce

Still would be delicious though. You've inspired me OP, I'm gonna make some Skyline tomorrow.

>>15817629
We do things diff... sigh
I want to kill myself

>>15817645
>>no shredded cheese
No shred of dignity to be found, either

>>15817978
The averageness almost invites the scorn somehow

>>15817629
The Midwest as a whole is absolutely grim.

Stop making fun of the midwest :(

>>15818338
It's the breadbasket of the world. Without us, the cities would starve. Think about that next time you enjoy your non-skyline pasta

>>15818354
I don't live in a city

>>15818322
can you make skyline without the chocolate, the cinnamon, the nutmeg, the sugar, and the high fructose corn syrup? i find that aspect of it beyond revolting

>>15818359
You're still some sorta coastie suburbanite or whatever

>>15818360
You can do whatever you want anon. I'm making it out of the can.

>>15818363
Nope.

>>15818366
they sell it in a can? just when i thought this couldn't get any worse, it does

can someone explain this? i see people refer to "skyline" in the thread but when i google skyline chilli nothing like op appears. also one poster is talking about chocolate and i see none of that either in op or in the results in google.

>>15818370
Yes. I buy it Amazon because I live across the country from Ohio now.

>>15818386
The green noodles are just a St. Patrick's Day thing. It's just normal spaghetti and usually is covered in cheese and other optional toppings (crackers, onions, mustard, and hot sauce). One of the ingredients in Skyline is cocoa but it doesn't taste like chocolate.

>>15818400
ok, i get it now thanks. desu it doesn't look particularly good but it's not like putting some sort of meat sauce on noodles is unheard of. not sure how i feel about the grated unmelted cheese or the crackers though

>>15817629
Just awful
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuisine_of_the_Midwestern_United_States

>>15818413
Hot dish is the only truly American food invention. Well, that and green bean casserole. But that's it. Even succotash is stolen from injuns.

>>15818413
>The Midwest's restaurants also offer a diverse mix of ethnic cuisines as well as sophisticated, contemporary techniques.[citation needed]

>>15818440
The Midwest has:
>Alinea

>>15818449
That looks like a bunch of birds crapped on an acid trip.

>>15818490
That makes it extra sophisticated

>>15818449
guy who made this clearly has artistic talent or at least phenomenal dexterity and hand eye coordination. shame his skills are being wasted on this

>>15818507
Modern cuisine is less about taste and more about artistic integrity. So, yeah. I think it's like this because they figured out that there is nowhere new world cuisine can really go.

>>15817629
Yes we really eat it, it's good. That being said I legit haven't had it since I was a child.

t. 614

>>15817629
Do Ohioans really?

>>15818289
I'm from Ohio I can confirm I is dumb.

Destroy Ohio sight the wrath of God and fire, when the lord returns to earth he will destroy Ohio with the wrath and fire of God. Ohio is the physical manifestation of Satan and hell itself. The chili will fall. Destroy Ohio with the wrath and fire of God. Remember.

>>15818869
It clearly says "serving suggestion" on the box, dummy.

A beer I bought a while ago came with the suggestion of having a cute Aryan wench serve it to me in a big mug.

>>15818905
Why can’t i find a gf like this bros

>>15818820
Hmmm, chocolate in the fountain's looking a little too thick. I'll just add some water, I'm sure the catering staff will appreciate the help.

>>15818449
the peak of midwest cooking, smuckers and museli