/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15817182
Wow, OP. This sounds disgusting. Thanks for the heads up, though.

Nah I think you’re just retarded

what is the North Dakota food scene like?

>>15817182
I don't even bother cooking pizza anymore. I just wait for the dough to rise, knead it, then start eating it. No sauce, no cheese, no toppings.

>>15817182
Next time put it in the oven without the cheese, and when it is halfway done then you add the cheese.
That way you can bake the corners a bit more without drying the cheese too much.

>>15817182
I know this is shitpost but like it medium-well

>>15817283
i just eat raw yeast im at the hosptt

>>15817182
>all that uncooked dough lying in your stomach
sounds like bad indigestion what a stupid fucking idea people from north dakota are fucking retarded

>>15817700
North Dakotan checked

I’ve just started eating flour out of the bag and alternating each scoop with a tablespoon of lightly salted olive oil, extra virgin of course. But it’s pizza, which needs cheese and tomato, so I cram a whole tomato and mozzarella up my ass. Shredded mozzarella of course, I’m not one of these raw food fags.
Suck it North Dakota, you are already behind the times.

>>15817283
#paleo

>>15817790
Except not because flour is a processed food stuff and not paleo by its definition

FUCK THE NORTH DAKOTA FUCKING FAGGOTS HULK HOGAN

>>15817182

>>15817182
Fucking pussies!
Blue-rare pizza is the real thing!
Any more of that and it's a waste of good pizza and you are retarded.

>>15817182
Do you want constipation?

Sounds like the time I tried to bake a pizza from home for the first time. It was cucumber and ham.

>>15817211
it is popping off. everyone is hype about the beef cups trend, which is a scoop of ground beef on top of some boiled potato chunks (like you'd use for potato salad) and served in a cup like you'd use for ice cream, so you can eat it on the go.

>>15817182
you know what's really awesome half cooked? rice. fucking love the crunchy texture and jagged mouthfeels. it's really hip here in flyoverville right now you should try it!

>>15817761
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=eating+cornstarch

>>15817182
>american "pizza"

>>15818318
You cant put cucumber on a pizza

>>15818751
who the fuck are you?

>>15817283
That’s not a pizza. It’s not a pizza until it comes out of the oven

>>15817182
>medium rare pizza
is this a joke

No, but I think that serving pieces of pita or bread and dipping it in tomato sauce, etc, as if it was a pizza would be a huge hit.

>>15818838
of course it's a joke you autistic motherfucker

>>15818819
Im you from the future.
stop eating cucumbers.

>>15817182
I eat it RAW and my stomach acid cooks it while it's in me belleh

>>15818838
kick punch it's all in the mind

>>15817790
#retardo

>>15817869
That's why i boil wheat berries until they're soft like oatmeal then bake it

north Dakota is a conspiracy formed by the "south" Dakota and Canadian fracking industry

>>15817182
Your shitty burnt steak is gross even if you make retarded nonsensical analogies to completely different foods

>>15817182
The only thing good ever to come out of North Dakota is Dot's pretzels.

>>15817283
Pizza tartare... A delicacy! Magnifico!

>>15817283
Pizza alla based

>>15817182
>and its starting to blow up here in North Dakota.
gonna note it down as a spot to not visit, thanks.

>>15817182
so you're saying you just reverse engineered the steamed pizza bun from 7/11?
i mean, cool i guess

>>15818823
It’s a pizza the moment you put your hands in the dough!

>>15817182
why are pinks like this?

i had no idea north dakota was so advanced

Looks like something directly from an easy bake oven

>>15818368
Is this a joke

>>15817182
Nigga

>>15818368
please don't tell me you actually BOIL your potatos

we're simple folk, what can i say

>>15817182
Its called focaccia pizza and its not baked half the time and doesn't look anything like pic. Retard.

>>15818751
Sure you can.

https://slummysinglemummy.com/2019/07/26/ham-and-cucumber-pizza/

Better with white sauce though.

>>15825155
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>>15825155
I bet you like the extra white sauce, yea? sicko.
>>15825176
Looks like it'll give a normal civilized human the shits and bad bad too.

>>15825179
cucumber giving anyone the shits? come on now, it's the least offensive food item in the world

Imagine getting baited by not realizing this thread is dabbing on rarecucks

>>15818368
Lmao

>>15818368
so that's what that was called. stood in line for over an hour in fargo for one, it was pretty good

>>15817211
Sounds pretty half-baked to me

>>15817182Yeah I've had Chicago deep dish pizza

>>15825176
Would eat tho desu

>>15825753
holy shit dude

>>15817283
I just fuck the dough

>>15817684
based.

>>15825937
based on what?