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>go to microwave hotdog bc hungry
>eat hotdog, tastes good
>want another hotdog
>hotdog comes in pack of 6, buns come in pack of 10
>eat all the hotdogs, have 4 buns left over
>buy another pack of hotdogs to finish off leftover buns
>finish left over buns, have to put back 2 hotdogs which are just taking up space in the freezer
>go to buy more buns to finish off leftover hotdogs, have more buns leftover
>cycle repeats
WHAT THE FUUCK DUDE FUCK THIS I KEEP HAVING A N UNEVEN AMOUNT OF HOTDOGS OR BUNS I JUST WANT TO EAT THEM AND HAVE THEM BE EVEN FUCK THIS
HOW DO I FIX THIS PLEASE HEPL HAS ANYONE ELSE EVER HAD THIS PROBLEMM???

>> No.15811192

>>15811185
Yeah, just use regular bread then you don't have to worry about it. Bread is bread. You're already microwaving your dogs, quality is clearly not a priority for you

>> No.15811200

>>15811192
I tried that but it fuckign sucked the bun is so much better so i would much rather use hotdog buns if i am abl e to

>> No.15811216

what year do u live in

>> No.15811229

>>15811216
In fuckign 2021 retard

>> No.15811393

>>15811185
Is yhs5 hot dog uncookd x

>> No.15811439

>>15811229
...are you having a stroke? It's 2016

>> No.15811613

>>15811439
Noo it isnt you retard

>> No.15811628

>>15811185
Look for the least common multiple. Basically buy four six packs of hot dogs and six four packs of buns. Space out the bun purchases so you keep,eating fresh. Are you fucking retarded?

>> No.15811663

>>15811613
You are losing it my man

>> No.15811689

>>15811628
I don’t need that many you fucking dumb faggot I just want enoufgh to eat but not take up room in the freezer
>>15811663
I’m not you Cum faggot

>> No.15811702

>>15811689
Explain this thread then--you clearly think we are living in the future, and that there is no mathematical solution to the hotdog problem, which we have all agreed will be solved in 2020

>> No.15811715

when i have leftover buns i have my girlfriend (trans) push out a big log on them

>> No.15811848

>>15811185
https://youtu.be/pmLpSY5w6u0

>> No.15811862

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYIHLUxzRr8

>> No.15811978

The hot dogs I buy come in packs of 8 and the buns I buy come in a pack of 8. Git gud OP.

>> No.15811986

>>15811185
>he doesn't have a local bakery that he can buy freshly baked french rolls from
oh no anon, are you a flyover?

>> No.15812147

>>15811613
Meds. Now.

>> No.15812182
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>>15811229
please call an ambulance brother its 2016

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>>15811628
He said pack of six, the multiples are five and three, resulting in thirty hotdogs you mathlet. Learn to read.

>> No.15812232

Where the fuck are you buying your hotdogs? Every brand I've seen at Walmart sells both buns and dogs in 8 packs

>> No.15812238

it's wurse with bratwurst. You can only get bratwurst in packages of like 5, 7, unless you want to buy fucking 20, you can't even get an even number!

>> No.15812283

>>15811185
if blacks can fit 2 hot dogs in your mother, you can fit 2 hotdogs in a bun to even it out at a point

>> No.15812296

>hotdogs come in packs of 8
>condoms come in packs of 10
>ohno.mp4

>> No.15812450

>>15811185
>microwaving hotdogs
>and eating 6 at a time
Thanks for reminding me that even with how shitty my life is I'm not at your level yet

>> No.15812457

>>15812450
If you peel the skin from them before eating and let it dry you'll be much less likely to earn to eat hotdogs for a while. Unless you hate yourself.

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>>15811185
How many hot dogs do you think you eat in one day.

>> No.15812466

>>15812457
I don't hate myself enough to eat microwaved hotdogs, is the point I'm getting at

>> No.15812471

>>15811986
>>15812147
are you a libtard?

>> No.15812475

>>15812466
I used to eat those microwave "chunky soup" meals and also microwave dim sims in msg water then drain it and pretend I'm eating steam dim sims.
Now I barely use it except to reheat dinner or liquids since basically any food from a microwave, especially food cooked in one is garbage.

>> No.15813243

>>15811986
I live in fuckig in California faggot
I like these buns

>> No.15813254

>>15811978
I kneel
>>15812232
Why are you eating hotdogs from Walmart you African American
>>15812461
Consistently on a day to day average? None
When I am craving a hotdog and wanting to eat hotdog? Like 2 or 3

>> No.15813263

>>15813254
And would you say you have these cravings often? Say more than once a day?

>> No.15813375

>>15811192
Bread is unironically a better choice for dinky microwave hotdogs, with a bun you just end up with more bread than dog.

>> No.15813386

>>15813375
I agree, plus it’s easier to dunk into milk too

>> No.15813395

>>15813243
>so mad that he can't even type correctly

>> No.15813416

>>15813386
I hope you're having banana milk with your hot dog bread.

>> No.15813441

>>15811185
5 packs of hotdogs, 3 packs of buns. It isn't rocket science

>> No.15813453

>>15813441
They give you extra hot dogs so you throw out the ones that you overcook by accident.
They don't honestly expect you to eat woodpulp and intestine covered in plastic.

>> No.15813697

>>15812238
Buy 2 packs for 10 then retard

>> No.15813943

>>15811185
>buy pack of hotdogs
>use regular bread
>never have a problem.

>> No.15814887

>oh no the only way I can eat hotdogs is with buns

Just fry some garlic and spices, cut up the hotdogs and add them, after they're browned add beans and tomato paste, wala
This is my goto dinner when I crave beans

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>>15811185
hotdogs come in a pack of 12 and buns come in a pack of 12, stop fucking lying

>> No.15815007

>>15814887
Huh? No one craves beans. They eat beans because they're poor

>> No.15815027

>>15815007
I crave a nice bushes red label from time to time. its a delicacy, that nice little piece of meat in there.

>> No.15815039

>>15811185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jChH97Z4g6Y

ripping friends covered this

>> No.15816317

OP next time just heat up some tendies and marinara sauce and make some cheepy peepy chicken parm sammies with thr extra buns. Alternately, bake them, crumble them up and put them on pasta

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>>15811185

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>> No.15816340

>>15812471
no, but I'm epic

>> No.15816467
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>>15811185
buy 10 packs of hot dogs and 6 packs of buns
problem solved

>> No.15816549

>>15816339
>low quality bait
>50+ reply thread

>> No.15816576

>>15814894
I bu6 good htodgos you fuckign faggot not poor black people ones
>>15816467
Ure missing the point I don’t want that many because it takes up room in the freezer and I don’t want to do that retard
>>15813263
Fuc kyou

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>> No.15816597

>>15816582
This but your cock lol
>>15816317
Yeah that sounds good and all but the thread is about me wanting to fix the hotdog problem at hamd

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>>15811185
Yes.

>> No.15816634

>>15816618
That doesnt fix the problrm retard

>> No.15817000

going shopping tomorrow and I'm going to get hotdogs and buns AND frozen meatballs, a jar of premium marinara and mozzarella. so I'll have hotdogs, spaghetti and meatballs, and when I'm encountering this very dilemma I can just heat up the sauce and meatballs, through them in one of the buns, top with mozzarella and bake for a quick toast/melt in the oven.

>> No.15817111

Do people actually microwave hotdogs? I just broil them on tinfoil for nice and crispy dogs

>> No.15817138

get 5 packs of hot dogs, an 3 packs of buns you retard. you failed 6th grade math didn't you?

>> No.15817146

>>15817138
>>15816467
you also suck at math

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>>15817146
>6×5=30
>10×3=30

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>>15811613
>Anon, i...

>> No.15817487

>>15816597
scrounge up some butt change from the couch and buy one (1lx extra pack of doggos then

>> No.15817490

>>15811715
we live in a society

>> No.15817505

>>15817490
>we live in a society
Thanks capitan obviouso

>> No.15817529

>>15817236
yeah...LCM. actually that's more 5th grade math

>> No.15817647

>>15817529
Whats LCM?

>> No.15817715
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>>15817647
>>15817529
A type of rice candy bar for kids
He must have meant this because we're on a food and cooking board and using acronyms for things that aren't food or cooking here is just being lazy and trying to get people to ask you what it means so they can feel smart when they should have just not been lazy. Its not like there's a time limit to make a post and they had a 2000 word limit to work with, plus a picture.
Anyway LCMs are pretty nice, I haven't had a flavour I disliked before, even the weird one with broken fruit tingles all over it is somehow nice.

>> No.15817757

>>15817715
So that whole post makes no sense whatsoever then for me

>> No.15817767

>>15817715
>>15817757
Nevermind I think he meant least common multiple, had to google it

>> No.15817796

>>15817647
>>15817757
>>15817767
least common multiple you dolts

>> No.15817827

>>15816326
It goes diagonal on the bread you mongoloid

>> No.15817939

>>15817111
I only do it when i get home from work or from gym and i want a hotdog but I’m m too tired to cook oen properly
>>15817138
You dum fucking faggot I know how to do the math but I don’t need TWwt many hotdogs and buns taking up room in my freezer you retard
>>15817827
You’re both mongoloids for estign hotdogs on bread

>> No.15817952

>>15817286
>>15812182
>>15812147
>>15811702
>>15811663
Fuck you guys for gaslightign me it is w021you’re like my fucking ex you dumb whores
Probably samefag kek

>> No.15817961

>>15817952
You could have gone to literally any webpage and known that we were bullshitting.
But I would have just said "lol you trust google" or something dumb to try keep the "ruse" going.
Also I'm the third one of those posts.
Did you take your meds yet?

>> No.15817980

>>15817961
No I take them in the morning retard faggot

>> No.15818000

>>15817939
Organise your freezer better, you complain about the math, then whine because muh even numbers. You might as well just eat the leftovers, no one can help you anymore than we are now

>> No.15818004

>>15811185
What are the best hotdog toppings bros

>> No.15818029

>>15817980
Imagine believing the doctors about taking meds

>> No.15818039

>>15817939
>buns arent bread

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>I am so le drink I cab not type xDD

>> No.15818054

>>15818004
Tomato sauce
Maybe cheese for the texture compliment
That's all.

>> No.15818057

>>15811185
If you buy 5 packs of hot dogs and 3 packs of buns, then it evens out.

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>>15818029
>Just take your damn meds
>Ends up with major issues from taking the damn meds
It's like poetry, that and seeing him in a messy room looking depressed. I don't have anything either way for the guy but it's still humerous to see someone fall on their own sword and then fail to follow their own teachings.

>> No.15818080

>>15818057
BUT I FONT FUCKING WANT JTAFH MANY TAKING UP ROOM IN THE FREEZERCYOU DUMB FAGGOT

>> No.15818176

>>15817939
>You dum fucking faggot I know how to do the math but I don’t need TWwt many hotdogs and buns taking up room in my freezer you retard
I can infer you can't, especially if you cant solve for volume. organize your freezer or better yet, do everyone a favor, epecially yourself and neck yourself.

>> No.15818182

>>15818080
ESL?

>> No.15818188

>>15812216
I think it my be time for you to wean off your mothers asshole dimwit

>> No.15818205

>>15811185
faggot neck yourself faggot neck yourself faggot neck yourself faggot neck yourself faggot neck yourself faggot neck yourself faggot neck yourself faggot neck yourself faggot neck yourself faggot neck yourself faggot neck yourself faggot neck yourself

>> No.15818258

it's in case you drop a hot dog, you have spares.

>> No.15818281

I dont know what kinda gay store you shop at but my Stop and Shop sells Boars Head hot dogs in 8 packs and nearly every brand of bun in the bread aisle is an 8 pack too. Also they sell fresh made individually at the bakery but I dont care enough about hot dogs to spend money on an “artisan bun.”

>> No.15818288

>>15811185
>hotdog comes in pack of 6, buns come in pack of 10
This hasn't been true for at least 40 years.

>> No.15818351

>>15811185
Buns come in packs of 6 here what retard country are you in
Also just eat the hotdog by its self with some sauce if it bothers you that much

>> No.15818520

2 packages of weiners + one package of buns = 8 hot dogs + 2 frot dogs. You're welcome.

>> No.15818527

chuddog

>> No.15818536

>>15811200
Thin sliced bread is much better than a hotdog bun for a normal hotdog with mayonaise. A bun is only needed to contain more toppings like sauerkraut and onions. A thinly sliced slice of wholewheat bread is the superior choice for hot-dogs. A larger bun dilutes the hotdog flavor.

>> No.15818780

>>15811185
This cycle will end after 5 packs of dogs and 3 packs of buns

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Work smarter not harder you autistic fuck.