/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15815268
bin it

Eat it. And then buy better cheese.

melt it

>>15815268
unironically burger

>>15815268
eat

>>15815268

>make roux
>slowly add bottle of beer and cheese
>stir and let cool
wa la

>>15815268
That is not Cheddar.
Cheddar is not orange.

>>15816191
Yes it is, it'd dyed orange to make it more appealing.

>>15816214
Will Americans only eat foods if they are brightly coloured?
Cheddar is pale yellow and never dyed.

>>15816255
https://www.istockphoto.com/photo/cheese-collection-matured-and-orange-original-british-cheddar-cheese-in-blocks-and-gm1189329324-336719769

>>15816282
What does a bunch of stock photos prove? That they don't know anything about cheese, that's what.
Come to England, you won't find any orange Cheddar anywhere, it literally doesn't exist.

>>15816350
>Come to England, you won't find any orange Cheddar anywhere, it literally doesn't exist.
Liar

>>15816371
Damning proof right there

>>15816371
What the fuck is that? I did a search and the results are all for non-UK sites, it's almost as if they produce it to import to countries that expect Cheddar to be orange, because it certainly isn't sold domestically.

This is what real English Cheddar looks like.

>>15816371
>>15816459
KEK, they don't even sell that luminous crap on their UK website, I wonder why.

https://www.joseph-heler.co.uk/shop

>>15816478
Your mom's thighs are what English cheddar cheese looks like.

>>15816488
Recently, a yellow cheddar won a British cheese contest

TIL that some low-grade English dairies produce luminous cheese for export to the lesser parts of the world. Top KEK

>>15816498
In other words, you admit that you are wrong.

>>15816478
Is orange cheddar the söylatte of cheese?

>>15816514
Not that bad, it's just some colouring, but still, it's not on and I won't tolerate it.

>>15816528
does actual english cheddar melt like burger one does?

>>15816547
I've never had the yank imitation, but yeah it melts well.
Cheese on toast is a very popular snack.

>>15816555
good to know, if there's mild, vintage, old, etc, which one belongs on some nachos, sorry in advance if that's heresy to you

>>15816563
I wouldn't know what's authentic for nachos tbqh.
I thought it was supposed to be more like a thick cheese sauce?

>>15816563
>>15816587
Nachos, the ORIGINAL nachos, were prepared with shredded Colby Jack.

Most people use whatever they want though, and cheese sauce is most common.

>>15816604
Interesting.
The only American cheese we really get here in the UK is Monterey Jack and it's just like a mild cheddar imo.
Nice for burgers, melts well, but not very exciting.

>>15816587
>>15816604
I personally like cheddar in nachos, I'm not even a burger

>>15816604
What's the difference between colby jack and marbled cheddar?

>>15816666
Well, one is a marble cheese using Colby and Monterey Jack, and the other is a marble cheese using orange and white cheddar curds, quadruple satan.

>>15815268
Cum on it

>the Brit seething about cheese

>>15816893
grilled cheese or burgers

have sex with it

>>15816908
>t. can't comprehend having a culture to celebrate and defend
Sad.
Maybe in a few hundred years you'll have something to share with the world other than your amputated foreskins.

>>15816371
>handmade in cheeseshire
Do they really have a shire for cheese?

>>15815268
Have you tried, ah...shoving it directly up ass? Hmm?

>seeths even more then brings up anteater dick

>>15817128
LMAO you're too ashamed to even reply to me you repulsive amerikike.

>btfo'd
>indirect replying only makes him angrier

>>15817141
Get raped seething bong faggot lol

Eurotrash ruin another thread.

Amerisharts ruin another food.

Could Mr. Achmed Muhammed, the esteemed "British" cheddar expert ITT, please describe the colour of the first prize cheddar at the 2003 Mid-Somerset Show as pictured here? You may use technical terms, as you are the expert.

>>15815268
>put it in your ass
>cum on it
>throw it away
>eat it duh
>soyjak.jpg
>[long boring anecdote no one cares about]
>reddit is that way
>dick cheese and/or fromunda
>good thread
>shit thread
>nigger

>>15817497
>American cheese voted the best of all British cheese
Holy lmao

>>15816627
LMWM mozzarella is the best american cheese.

>>15817089
>british
>culture

>>15816908
>>15817089
>>15817128
>>15817141
>>15817270
>>15817461
>>15817468
>>15817497
>>15817585
back to redd/int/

>>15815268
>slice thin and eat with crackers and liver pate
>chaffles
>mac and cheese
>guiness cheese sauce
>cold smoke it then wrap in in plastic wrap in your fridge for a week.(don't eat it immediately or the smoke flavor will be disgustingly strong on only the surface)
Medium cheddar melts the best

>>15816255
Americans like coloured things
Like their population

>>15817497
that is a red leicester coloured orange with annatto extract

>>15816514
No that's feta. Orange cheddar is a proud working man's cheese.

>>15815268
>le orange cheese

>>15818648
you will never be white

>>15818655
Yes, just like most other "orange" cheddars. For fuck's sake, it's a recognized type of cheddar.

>>15818900
t. coping 56%

>>15819703
Red Leicester isn't a type of Cheddar.

This thread is funny and cheez e

>>15815285
good cheddar is really good
cheap cheddar is still good

panini

>>15816555
How do you make this? I'm going to do the exact process but with American cheddar. What's the steps?

>>15822261
Put a slice of cheese on top of the bread and then toast it under the grill.
A few drops of worcester sauce on top will make it next level.
Easy peasy.

>>15822560
>then toast it under the grill.
What's this mean?

>>15822572
I'm pretty sure a grill in bongland would be called a top broiler in americlap

>>15822572
>>15822746
This guy here.
Didn't know you had a different name for it.

>>15822746
I've heard of a broiler, sure, but
>top broiler
a redundancy, I'm pretty sure your post is the first time anyone has ever uttered the phrase

>toast it under the grill.
sounds like something a moron would say while they were high

just admit it

>>15822802
I'm not taking English lessons from a seppo.
Toast it under the grill or fuck off.
Simple as.