/ck/ - Food & Cooking

pita bread
le happy merchant

Sneak bacon into everything and tell everyone after they ate

>>15809840
meat

Or you could try rie bread with walnuts, honey and blueberries. it's great too.

>>15809840
Mexican tortillas are unleaved. Tamales can be, but need to make them yourself to be sure.
Pretty sure some of the whole-grain all-rye breads sold in foil are unleavened.
In other words: look past wheat.

>>15809845
Do you know why there are no spoilers here on /ck/? Because you’re meant to read the entire recipe before you begin cooking

foreskins

>>15809941
i... don't get it.

>>15809857
>>15809891

I'm not finding unleavened rye recipes anywhere, and I don't live next to a bakery likely to have them, unfortunately.

>>15809840

>>15809840
Bake yourself, yid

cyanide

>>15810311
>not finding unleavened rye recipes
My bad. I was thinking of the class of breads that Dutch roggebrood is in; I thought they were unleavened. Nope; they're made with sourdough cultures.

>>15809840
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unleavened_bread
a dozen varieties listed

>>15809976 (actually made me chuckle a bit)
>>15810326
>>15810387
>>15810424

How insufferably droll :)

>>15809840
Anyone who denies the holocaust in this thread will be prosecuted for antisemitism and hate speech.

First and last warning. I'll notify the ADL and SPLC.

>>15810993
OY VEYYYYYYY ITS ANUDDA SHOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>15810993
But wonder woman won the war, it's as good as german mythology like cernunoss is to celtic gods.
As for jews they got double screwed, they lost the war and got a piece of shit dry land surrounded by retards and will never be happy again.
Sephardic music is great though.

i don't really like jews, i don't hate them either. what i hate is ignorance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU947GrXYCc
Here a song to soothe your mind.

>>15809840
crackers lol

>>15811349
kek, thanks fren

>>15810993
The what?

>>15809840
Look into strict paleo recipes. Cavemen didn’t have leavening agents and they didn’t have lactase persistence, so you don’t have to worry about mixing meat and milk, either.

t. Paleo but with lactase persistence so feed me bunless cheeseburgers

>>15810993
I was canvased outside of grocery stores in hollywood for the splc. the jews were by far the most reluctant to donate.

>>15809840
Cornbread.
Now gimme your jew gold.

>>15809840
Lefse

>>15810993
B-but the wooden doors

Jew jew little train abord

>>15809840
Have you tried Ezekiel bread? It is really trending rn.

never helping your kind, not sorry and i wont evn use puinctuation in your thread or spell right because your kind are pigs

>>15812515
Kek

you should make chapati - ethiopian style is really good. mix in rough chopped green onions in the dough, use a good amount of oil. goes well with everything and is delicious on its own fresh or cold

>>15809840
Good old flatbread doesn't need leavening.

>>15809840
falafel and hummus and tzaki

>>15809840
Stop pushing multiculturalism on all our countries and promoting the goals of the frankfurt school before we loose patience with you all. The silent majority is very, very angry. You are living on borrowed time.

Please stop.

lot of jackasses in this thread got lost on the way to /pol/

>>15812576
>he actually believes a majority of people supports his fringe crackpot ideology
>n-n-no they are just silent about it

fucking loser

>>15809941
>Because you’re meant to read the entire recipe before you begin cooking
just improvise as you go lol

>>15809840
Hey nice, another Jew on this site.
I eat a lot of Mexican food, because tortillas are unleavened, and I cheat on the matzoh by making Matze-crust fried chicken, and grounding it into a meal.
You can do a lot of stuff my grinding it into a paste or flour, like using it to make a rue or whatnot.

>>15812590
Back to leftypol comrade. You'll be late for the dilation therapy session.

>>15809840
Man, it's like everyday yall got some kinda holiday or some shit.

Why can't you be like everyone else and blow off holidays?

>>15812687
A difference to regular holidays lies in the fact that most practicing Jews don't take most holidays off, they visit the Synagogue in the evening after work. The Yom Kippur is pretty much the main exception.

The holocaust never happened
But I wish it did
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>>15812687
We can apply for holocaust reparations too even in America. I just put that money straight into my investment portfolio. Fucking lols. We already send billions to Israel as well.

>>15809840
I just eat the fucking bread.
Tiv Taam is a godsend.

>>15809840
fuck off kike

>>15812683
yawn, come up with something original. you are a literal npc at this point

>>15809840
>unleavened bread
rieska my lad. delicious and easy to make.

>>15809840
I’ve got a quick and ez af recipe from my oma she said her parents made it all the time during Passover

Step 1: aquire flour n water
Step 2: mix and heat oven to 460 degrees
Step 3: get inside

Serves 6 million.

omg

>>15809840
I'm ESL, sorry, but what does unleavened mean OP?

>>15814187
No yeast or baking powder or baking soda. Unleavened means there is no rising agent in the dough

>>15814187
"Without yeast or other things that make bread rise when baked"

>>15812687
Passover is just Easter, you retard. And who doesn't like holidays? You don't enjoy eating delicious food in good company?

>>15810993
But the wooden doors.

>>15809840
Naan

>>15809840
Swedish knäckebröd

Reminder for /pol/tards that the average person doesn't constantly think about the jews like you weirdos do, we're here to cook and don't care for your whackjob unrealistic ideology.
tl;dr polfaggots go back

>>15814424
Reddit is down the hall and to the left.

>>15809840
Is pasta allowed?

If so, you've got a huge array of dishes available.

>>15814424
please stay on topic and stop being anti semitic

>>15814442
almost got quads. serves you and your dumbass memejak collection right. your kind probably has cp chalked full in your file explorer unironically faggot

>>15809840
you can actually bake a whole host of delicious foods.
you don't HAVE to use traditional grains, which is where the limitations on fermentation come into play.

because gluten-free diets have become so popular as of late, you can easily buy some almond or coconut flour and find recipes that use them.
this opens up so many more baking options while still holding kosher!

>>15809840
Have some PORK you fucking kike

>>15809840
this is a troll thread. no jewish person calls it matzoh

>>15814940
my family says matzah but people seem to call it motzoh apparently.

https://www.sdjewishworld.com/2021/03/16/the-case-of-the-missing-matzoh/

>>15814424
Oh sorry does people disagreeing with you trigger you? What a shame. If only we could pass more laws to restrict speech huh? Literal fascist.

>>15809840
Google the kalergi plan and the Frankfurt school.

>>15812714
Hold my beer.

The holocaust didn't happen but it'll happen again.

I wonder what it feels like to just be constantly obsessed like this, it's like a mind virus.
they've actually mind raped themselves.

Shalom, namaste, ans that gods watch upon you.

>>15814940
I say "mat-zah" but it's spelled like that on the box I bought a few days ago. (I'm not super orthodox anyway, so a lot of hebrew/yiddish gives me trouble anyway.)

>>15815020
Huh, I didn't know that. Neat.

>>15809941
nice

>>15810993
It was really in my mind.

>>15815126
>he says as he cowers under the desk in fear of a second holocaust

/ck/ is more hateful than /pol/ but the replies in this thread are almost all nice and helpful. Wtf?

>>15812687
I never got that either, but they try to trick God (actually tricking their own man made rabbinic laws).

>>15814424
The average person is legitimately borderline retard.

>>15809840
Have you tried not being Jewish?

>>15809840
>not fasting along the entirety of good friday
ngmi

>>15818522
lol what

>>15809840
Substitute this for flour.

>>15809840
Corn and bacon muffins

>>15818681

>>15818690
>that was the average American 25 year old American back in 1959
>pic related is the average 25 year old American in 2020

>>15809840
Foreskins

>>15814424
Kill yourself faggot

>>15815071
Those don't sound like cooking terms...

>>15813225
I think even npcs in games have more dialogue branches than these retards. Must suck to have lower IQ than a skyrim merchant.

>>15812515
My sides

>>15812576
I don't think there's actually a silent schizophrenic majority

>>15809840
What is wrong with matzos?

>>15814424
>poltards
>being anywhere near as wackjob as a major religion

I want you to think very hard about this, anon. Poltards just scream online, Jews do genital mutilation.

Hey faggot it's supposed to be religious observance of your history not a fucking vacation. If eating plain cracker once a year is too much of a burden maybe stop pretending to be observant.